Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Wow so much fat faggot content I love it!

I think his manic spree is winding down but he's still very angry because his imaginary relationship and hook ups he is exposed too.

Most schizos think they are/talk to god Lucas is reenforced the very real he's a fat gay incel LMAO.

There's some irony Mallon being such a dump they let his manic spree go unchecked and he didn't get help so he some how chimped out just enough to not end up in cuffs now he's settling to a depressed state.

I really like he acts like I'm offended or God's not real because he says so. It also reminds us how selfish and self important he is. He is angry because he doesn't get his way so he can cancel God.

Oh no my church will close because Lucas can't fist a child! I better get him a zoomie bae. Lmao no.

I love the date idea come to a rundown nursing home and watch pirates movies on my cheese pizza filled laptop. I am sure all local Spokane residents know about that place and how shady it is.

Aside him having no skills, no pleasant things about him and no money he's legitimately dangerous to be around because his MRSA.

I know it's hammered over and over but he's in for such a shock when he gets nothing. Also if king Roy bites bites it soon. His wife will get everything. As far as my understanding, she only can collect his pension because he was a state worker. Now he can will stuff out but aside the point. Lucas wants that land so he just ignores her legal claim or his brothers.

It's ghoulish how much he wants his parents to die. Despite aside his 13 dollar tug boat Myrna's yearly gift card is the only bonus he gets in life.

I'm kinda shocked with how it seems lolcows are growing in popularity and Lucas is already famous he's not got catfished during this saga of mania.
 
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HackerX said:
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Starts off asking where a hot Gen Z girlfriend is for Lucas, mooing about ol' Johnny Thundercock doing meth and Lucas's ass being clean. Then immediately pivots to "prove there's a God". His audio isn't synced to the video, which is kinda amazing because it's not like he edits his videos. How is that even possible?
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The funniest thing about this is it directly contradicts lucas's own narrative and outs him as a hypocrite. Every time someone points out something inappropriate that he's done he instantly rees demanding they provide evidence and when they do he denies it, says it was years ago, that he totally didn't do anything illegal and demands they stop talking about it. Yet when he makes a claim, that there are all kinds of zoomer baes and greybeards hooking up literally everywhere he goes and how people are totally into him he never, ever provides evidence, makes excuses as to why he can't or ignores the demand entirely, and furthermore expects everyone else to provide proof that zoomers love him. Thats not only batshit insane its the height of narcissism, greed and entitlement to demand such a thing

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Nothing says you're totally not a pedo like deliberately going out of your way to point out how you're totally looking for people 18+ thats shit that only ever occurs to pedos to point out
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Lucas is lying again. Conveniently forgetting about committing felony grooming of a minor with that burrito incident, the 16 year old starbucks barista, multiple other 16 year olds including the one he tried to manipulate into cutting her own finger off for him and the 17 year old he solicited cp from repeatedly

and of course, the 4 year olds he claims came up to him at the mall talking sexual stuff to him. But lucas would totally never go for anyone below 18, except for practically every 'woman' hes ever creeped on. Lets not forget mia flat out told him she was 16 when he hopped on that plane to LA

a poem about intergenerational water
He sounds nuts and like he's trying to impersonate newman

Also, of fucking course he claims water is part of his intergenerational schizophrenic pattern

Water. Generations separating the hydrogen and oxygen jesus fucking christ he's losing it

At this rate @Fatal Walter should start thinking about doing a poetry of the wern video with this kind of shit in it
 
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WonderWino said:
He sounds nuts and like he's trying to impersonate newman

Also, of fucking course he claims water is part of his intergenerational schizophrenic pattern

Water. Generations separating the hydrogen and oxygen jesus fucking christ he's losing it

At this rate @Fatal Walter should start thinking about doing a poetry of the wern video with this kind of shit in it
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The greasy Mallon Creeper needs to try showering with the refreshing water,
 
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If? That's a BIG IF there, bud. Can't believe he not only didn't delete the comment, but he replied.
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When you try to be funny, but the schizofrenia kicks in. This won't get him laid, but I appreciate the change in direction. I thought FOR SURE he was about to kick into the Fibonacci overdrive.

Also some good replies from other videos.
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Seems like a good trade-off. You complete the impossible task of getting a female to date Lucas and you get clout. Forever known as the guy who got a female to go out with Lucas. Does such a man with so much power exist?

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This troll has slowly been amping up and Lucas is STILL on the fence. Whoever sends him the next plane ticket, PLEASE dump him off in Antarctica. Second choice would be The Vatican.
 
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mothman96 said:
The greasy Mallon Creeper needs to try showering with the refreshing water,
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Not to mention being the self professed communist that he is, you'd think he'd be concerned with the other communists of spokane trying to sap and impurify his or all the zoomer baes precious bodily fluids and make them unsuitable for his high powered telomere breeding

At least he hasn't come up with the idea of refusing to shower until some zoomer bae agrees to date him, like he tried to pull with going back to school
 
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Such a logical thinker. Clearly, the only reason ol' Lukey can't get lucky is there's no God. I know it's been said a zillion times, but his capability for unintentional hippocrasy is so overwhelming. He's got so much faith that he can't get laid because God doesn't exist and it rivals any religious zealot. Layer that on by his sperging over religion being anti-science when Lukey's lack of success follows all reason and logic. He's legitimately a retard at every level of thought and it's amazing.

Another comment from an earlier vid.
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Let's ignore the fact that he'd creepily stare at a 12 year old if he could and let's assume he thinks he answered the question. He legitimately believes his insane ramblings are his key to a zoomer's pants for the sole fact he posts on social media platforms. LOL. Zoomers in Spokane are incredibly fortunate that Lucas is too retarded at grooming and stalking them, but I guess that's the price they pay for using tax dollars to sustain his existence.

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If it wasn't extremely obvious he links the existence of God with the existence of his girlfriend, this is it. Someone should ask him that if he ever were to get a girlfriend (lol), then would that mean there is a God?

Also, whatever source is telling him that glaring into the camera like that is an alpha male move didn't take Lucas's phenomenal ability to be creepy into account. He couldn't be worse at it if he tried.
 
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Mister Fister said:
That's not that much money. Is he stuck as an eternal teenager?
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Well, it is and it isn't. 1.3 million over a span of 20 years is not all that much money. Lucas is a dumb cow who has zero knowledge of how money or finances works. I am sure his parents are not that rich. Especially his Mom. She moves like every other year. Lucas would totally lose his retard bux if he got an inheritance.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Some comments on the moo cow's latest video. His parents are atheists and his dad has a bunch of land. His dad is a millionaire 😭.

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Someone who gets himself nailed to a cross doesn't have the best judgement

Says the guy who gets catfished on a regular basis, gets kicked out for trying to blackmail people and who flew down to LA with no money and no way of getting back despite being sent an email informing him of his updated arrangements that now included a carry on infant named itsnotinthecards werner

and you have the audacity and narcissism to accuse someone else of bad judgement lucas? He seems to have missed the main point of that whole thing, in that it was deliberate on jesus's part, for a purpose and considering it led to an entire religion and a now 2000 year old institution thats been very influential and important in shaping human history i'd say he did rather well

Who is going to remember you in 2000 years lucas?

and that 'this is my territory' stuff should raise all kinds of red flags. This speaks volumes about how controlling he is in a relationship. If he can't tolerate anybody criticizing him on the internet without flipping out there is no way he wouldn't beat the shit out of some zoomer bae when she said something he didn't like. His statement there is exactly what you'd expect to hear out of a textbook domestic abuser

and I see he still thinks his parents are atheist, despite clearly not being such and even telling him at one point that they hope he finds jesus. Totally something an atheist would say right lucas? and losing 100 pounds is still a very strange thing to brag about. Particularly when you weigh over 300lb still

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That's not that much money. Is he stuck as an eternal teenager?
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One of lucas's most obvious traits is a complete lack of any understanding anything involving the value of money. He thinks $100 is alot of money, he thinks buying a case of pepsi and some gas station pepsticks to leave for little girls or hobos is somehow something that makes him look generous. He thinks he can provide for a kid on his tardbux and welfare without being destitute as fuck. Lucas is practically an irl version of how orwell talked about the proles never rebelling cause they never realized how destitute, poor and fucked they are cause they can't compare their existence to anybody else. Except lucas is just as poor and living in trash conditions as any of those proles and still thinks hes king hobo and well off cause he buys steak dinners and shit when anybody with common sense would call him a retard who doesn't know how to handle money for doing that. Hence why he has a payee who makes sure shit gets paid for before he gets the tiny bit left after mallon gets their cut. Otherwise he'd never be able to stay anywhere cause he'd blow his money on clinkerdaggers the moment he got it, get kicked out and go ree about it at the homeless shelter

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He's already getting amped up for valentines day
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Well, it is and it isn't. 1.3 million over a span of 20 years is not all that much money. Lucas is a dumb cow who has zero knowledge of how money or finances works. I am sure his parents are not that rich. Especially his Mom. She moves like every other year. Lucas would totally lose his retard bux if he got an inheritance.
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With the Mexican vacations she brags on taking constantly, it's a safe bet she has nowhere near a million but desperately wants to portray she might.
 
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WonderWino said:
and that 'this is my territory' stuff should raise all kinds of red flags. This speaks volumes about how controlling he is in a relationship. If he can't tolerate anybody criticizing him on the internet without flipping out there is no way he wouldn't beat the shit out of some zoomer bae when she said something he didn't like. His statement there is exactly what you'd expect to hear out of a textbook domestic abuser
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You're giving him WAYYYY too much credit on this one. You gotta think like a schizophrenic hobo retard. He's referring to the 'YouTube comments on my videos' as his territory. It's his domain.

Now enjoy some more Werntent

My mans is mowing down that popcorn and I'm pretty sure this video is directed at zoloftsucks.

Nothingburger seems to be one of new favorite words.
 
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