Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He could serve cops at Denny's, though.

As long as he wipes his nose after his "breaks".

 

[FuhrerMustang]

I think people really underestimate how extreme things have to get before CPS will permanently take away kids and, in light of that, how severe the steps they took in the Rekietas' case were. The vast majority of CPS involvement (and it takes quite a bit to get them involved in the first place) is very "hands-off" monitoring and check-ins essentially letting the parents know that someone is looking over their shoulder. The fact that they took the kids out of the home and away from both parents for six months is an intervention that is very much on the more extreme end of how they approach troubled homes.

The one thing about CPS is that once they're involved, they often stay involved going forward so I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't still monitoring the Rekietas' and these other abuse charges weren't dismissed as Nick claims but rather they're part of an ongoing open CPS case that hasn't reached a conclusion yet.

It's a tremendous failure on Rackets and Kayla. Especially Our Wife.

 

[TheTractor]

I would respect the move regardless but I seriously hope it's not a nothing burger.

It's not of sexual nature so at least it's not Nick doing the town's corner as a troon to feed the cocaine child her medication (although at this point nick going trans is not out of the future).

 

[Unintelligence Score]

"Some of you family members are alright, don't come to my little lair tomorrow."

 

[Angry Shoes]

I hope something interesting is revealed tonight. But it would also be funny if it was a complete nothingburger and Nick revealed he (allegedly) choke-slammed his kid for no reason whatsoever.

 

[Oxyjen]

If this little poem I made on a whim becomes a meme I'll be amazed

Needs to go in quote rotation.

It needs to replace the sub-heading of the thread, it’s a perfect summary of where we are right now.

Noses are red
Fingers are blue
I chokeslam my son
And hit my wife too

It wasn't a pest that he was hunting for. It got caught in a trap meant for a stray cat that Nick wanted to capture and keep as a friend for his other cat because he's a fucking imbecile

Even if that story was true (it isn’t), THAT’S NOT HOW CATS WORK. You can’t imprison and brow-beat them until they submit to your will. You have to treat them nicely with food and attention and they might decide to stick around. It’s a microcosm of how he treats his family.

So Keanu just said she and Hoffman haven't discussed the choke slam incident. It starts about 4h10m into the stream. She also said that Hoffman has not told her anything in advance.

Listening between the lines, I think Hoffman’s story probably IS the choke-slam incident. Keanu said something like “it’s not just that” implying that it mostly is that.
Which is fine, it’s still breaking news, but as others have said it would actually be funnier for Hoffman to now big up some minor degenerate detail from years ago so that Nick is left standing with his balldo in his hand. Again.

 

[Xtl]

"You are a drug addict! No I am not"
DUDE, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM THE GROUP THERAPY YOU WERE FORCED TO GO????
Just say yes to pacify the a-logs but he has too much of an ego. You just concede to people who wont stop bothering you about bad habits just so they get off your fucking back (if you are a normal person) and move on, but he can't even do that. 1000% this guy is an addict.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Like you said, just because CPS didnt take the kids doesnt mean Nick doesnt hit his kids. CPS isnt gonna take the kids away from anything but the most unfit parents, because its a pain in the ass paperwork wise and your drunk dad slapping you sometimes is better than whatever hellhole CPS puts you in.

The foster kid I adopted was basically almost murdered and ended up in the hospital before CPS stepped in. Luckily for them I'm a lot cooler than the literal tranny parents they had, but yeah CPS or Parole they don't act like we think they do. Without concrete proof you're getting nothing done.

 

[Flora Fox]

I hate nick for bringing the steel toe boring show and dabble verse adjacent people to my knowledge.

SUFFAH!

 

[AnOminous]

You can’t imprison and brow-beat them until they submit to your will.

An adult feral cat is never not going to be feral. Also bringing in a feral cat is a great way to make sure your domestic cat ends up with feline AIDS or leukemia.

 

[Vibralldo]

"You are a drug addict! No I am not"
DUDE, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM THE GROUP THERAPY YOU WERE FORCED TO GO????
Just say yes to pacify the a-logs but he has too much of an ego. You just concede to people who wont stop bothering you about bad habits just so they get off your fucking back (if you are a normal person) and move on, but he can't even do that. 1000% this guy is an addict.

Yeah, Nick's an unrepentant drug addict that refuses to take accountability and will never learn anything

What a shock

 

[Captain Manning]

Crosspost from Monty lawsuit thread.

Randazza has submitted a new 36 page filing, and a METRIC FUCKTON of exhibits today. Several hundred pages in total.

The TL;DR here is that Nick is going to try and get the case thrown out using Minnesota's new Anti-SLAPP law.

See here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/steve-...eta-rekieta-law-llc-2023.143950/post-21689608

 

[Xtl]

Spoiler: Rackets attempts to be a chiropractor:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick's YouTube subs are over 10x Kino Casino's on Kick but he can't even pull off even a third the viewership, that must be killing him inside.

Especially considering Warski’s history (e.g. exploring “cheese pizza” with Ralph on stream and his other degeneracy). Nick will have to come up with some real lunatic cope bullshit if he wants to claim Keanu is on the same level of problematic as KC.

 

[MeltyTW]

"You are a drug addict! No I am not"
DUDE, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM THE GROUP THERAPY YOU WERE FORCED TO GO????
Just say yes to pacify the a-logs but he has too much of an ego. You just concede to people who wont stop bothering you about bad habits just so they get off your fucking back (if you are a normal person) and move on, but he can't even do that. 1000% this guy is an addict.

he doesnt care about that as much as he does his pipe dream of making it all go away so he can rake in cash and do as much drugs and degeneracy as he wants.

 

[Grayback]

It needs to replace the sub-heading of the thread, it’s a perfect summary of where we are right now.

Noses are red
Fingers are blue
I chokeslam my son
And hit my wife too

Only if the abuse is confirmed.
If it is? Then yeah, that's a good summary.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

The foster kid I adopted was basically almost murdered and ended up in the hospital before CPS stepped in. Luckily for them I'm a lot cooler than the literal tranny parents they had, but yeah CPS or Parole they don't act like we think they do. Without concrete proof you're getting nothing done.

That's kids and government in general. My aunt is divorced with majority custody of her kids. The only person that still wants their dad to have custody is their dad. He has multiple dui's and drove them around while having an active warrant for his arrest after lying to my aunt that everything was fine. The gov won't get involved unless they can prove he was driving drunk with them in the car, nothing else he does matters.

It's like a two hour drive each way every other weekend and every other holiday.

I offered to go pick them up for my aunt one weekend so she could have a date night and the petty ex refused to do the meetup unless she was there. Tbh I think he was just butthurt that nobody offers to help him out.

He lives in a tiny ghetto apartment with no internet. The two teenage girls do not have a good time.

Thanks to all the lawtube I used to watch I found the state's website and found his DUI records, court filings, etc. which was handy.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

What is happening?!!! Lol.
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Anyway, he's live.

Budd Dwyer vibes with that outfit

I'm gonna make a prediction. Gabe has a nothing burger. Nick's preemptive reaction will bring in more milk.

That was my prediction that they were gonna tell us he does Nitrous.
Time to see how normie Gabe is with the dirt.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

I can’t wait until he tells his Full Story.™

At this point the only story I want to hear out of him is one that ends with an “ACK!”

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

I imagine the chokeslam incident went something like this.