Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[kobebyarlant]

Bob's just mad Susan is one of the few women in Hollywood with bigger tits than him.

 

[A Random]

He wouldn't consider those to be portrayals of reality, I bet. They're as real as 50 Cent's in-game career [where he gets crystal skulls and kills people by the bucketload].

 

[White Devil's Advocate]

Oh Brazil, you mean the country that harbored thousands of actual Nazis like Adolf Eichmann and Josef fucking Mengele? LOL, ok Bob.

 

[Positron]

Oh Brazil, you mean the country that harbored thousands of actual Nazis like Adolf Eichmann and Josef fucking Mengele? LOL, ok Bob.

You sound as if it is a bad thing to Bobby.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Are you telling a woman how to run her movie studio? REEEEEEEEEEE

Well, it won't find a better meal than Bob.

 

[Hiragana]

Sounds like a German Shepard.

 

[Mola Ram]

Are you telling a woman how to run her movie studio? REEEEEEEEEEE
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Well, it won't find a better meal than Bob.
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Foxes don't get as big as retrievers, you fat fucking idiot.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Foxes don't get as big as retrievers, you fat fucking idiot.

Humans aren't supposed to be as big as Bob, but he happened somehow.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Foxes don't get as big as retrievers, you fat fucking idiot.

Maybe your foxes don't with their Inferior genes.

 

[Done]

Is it just me, but was Bob bullied so much when he was a child he is now looking for ways to deprecate everything he is, seems like he is projecting a lot of the time, telling people to get healthier(he is a fat cunt), his hatred of men (He is a man), and the white race (Bob is as white as it can get). I wonder if Susan Sarandon ever replied to him with you are a white male so you can not question my line of thinking or call my star tarnished. I wonder if he will actually encourage her to do so just because he needs to deprecate himself at every possible moment because he is so Beta.

He doesn't hate men, he hates fat male gamers who live in basements, and he is totally not projecting you shitlord!

As Bob seems to get all his information about other countries from movies, I wonder if he has ever seen Tropa De Elite, the movie that shows how fucking awful things are for the poor and those in the working class. Or even City of Gods, two of the most well known brazilian films in the last 20 years.
Fact is that brazil is a very violent place if you are not part of the middle class or the upper class.

Tropa de Elite is exactly what came to mind. Amazing film.

Best part is when the SJW pandering officer realizes that he was completely wrong about SJWism.. You know which scene I mean.

Foxes don't get as big as retrievers, you fat fucking idiot.

The Superior Future isn't here yet, buddy.

You will eat your words while Bob's loyal giant foxes eat you alive for whining about "Jerbs".

 

[Mola Ram]

The Superior Future isn't here yet, buddy.

You will eat your words while Bob's loyal giant foxes eat you alive for whining about "Jerbs".

If they look like some of the ones in the Animal Control forum, I'll be okay with it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So, he thinks Massachusetts is geographically similar to Texas. Is MA full of deserts now? Is the yearly New England snow bukkake fake news now?

Now he thinks he's a fucking zoologist?

Speaking of pretending to be something you're not, did Brianna Wu take over for a second?

 

[Mola Ram]

So, he thinks Massachusetts is geographically similar to Texas. Is MA full of deserts now? Is the yearly New England snow bukkake fake news now?
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Now he thinks he's a fucking zoologist?
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Speaking of pretending to be something you're not, did Brianna Wu take over for a second?
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THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED "NATURE" YOU FUCKING MORON.

 

[Flexo]

THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED "NATURE" YOU FUCKING MORON.

As a lover of nature who was built in a nigh-rural area...

Bob don't base you nature knowledge on fucking Disney.

Now excuse me, I'm going to go to my screaming room.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Believe it or not, Blob is still on my Youtube subscriptions, and so I watched his Game Overthinker-like video on the upcoming Super Mario Bros movie. I know he's mad at the idea, and its making him more prove-worthy of the sad fact he became a lolcow in the years after I stopped following him as a Youtube mentor.

Despite that, its always real nostalgic when he gets in character like that. I mean, all his silly skits that GO got so famous for were annoying, but things always had that Bob Chipman style.

 

[A Random]

So when are you going to do a video about how Bob personally came to you in your dreams to wish you would save the internet?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Believe it or not, Blob is still on my Youtube subscriptions, and so I watched his Game Overthinker-like video on the upcoming Super Mario Bros movie. I know he's mad at the idea, and its making him more prove-worthy of the sad fact he became a lolcow in the years after I stopped following him as a Youtube mentor.

Despite that, its always real nostalgic when he gets in character like that. I mean, all his silly skits that GO got so famous for were annoying, but things always had that Bob Chipman style.

GR8 B8 M8 8/8

 

[White Devil's Advocate]

You sound as if it is a bad thing to Bobby.

I suppose "The Superior Future" had to start somewhere.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Falling for low tier TrippinKahlu post in the MovieBob thread is worse than falling for a Dynastia “I don’t see how he’s a lolcow” post in the Dobby thread.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

When I grow up I want to be just like Bob.

Making a couple thousand Dollary-Doo's a week for no effort.

Not anything else like Bob.