Chris-Chan Sighting at Gamestop (With Video)

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fucking 12 hours of driving and this is the first thing I see as I boot my laptop back up, what a great homecoming gift.

Chris CLAIMS to still be on probation, so either his grasp on the date is worse than has been documented, or Barb lied to Chris to try to control him. I doubt he'd fuck his probation up so bad as to get an extension without us getting a FB rant at the least. If for some reason he still is on probation, expect a warrant to be issued Monday for the violation.

As for the incident, Chris had the spray in hand since before the video started, and used it without hesitation in a pretty fluid move, suggesting premediatation, someone was getting sprayed today no matter the circumstances. Also loved the raspberry, classic autism.

Chris' radio silence is unsurprising, as I'm sure Barb has been physically intimidating Chris since he got home, prolly added the iProducts to the hoard.

The next few days should prove interesting, Should charged be pressed. Calling it now, Kengleberry pays for Chris' representation, and the only thing he'll get in return is a permaban for trolling, when the lawyer doesn't get Chris off Scott free.
 
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I bet the yellow-shirted guy plotted all this with the trolls. Once Chris is in jail, yellowshirt, Bluespike, Clyde Cash and god knows who else will descend on 14BC and make off with all the priceless Dali prints and other artifacts, defacing what's left of the hoard with internet memes and giggling knowingly that they've ruin the royal Weston name for good...
 
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Ho Mo for Women said:
Chris was spotted vandalizing a Sonic Boom display in a GameSpot. He assaults the security guard on the way out with pepper spray.

A call made by our forum members (quoted below the video) state that the police were called, but the employee is indecisive on if he is going to press charges.

Another call made by 4chan's /v/ claims that the employee will be pressing charges.

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Goddamnit, that's a sassy stride...
 
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I think Chris went in there planning on spraying someone and planning on using sensory overload to get away with it. I think he's also going to use trans persecution as his right to pepper spray random people. The police make each officer be subjected to the non-lethal force that they carry in order to show restraint in its application. Chris may have been maced before lol but its unlikely. I think he doesn't realize how much that stuff hurts at best, and realizes how much it hurts at worst. In that case some sperging maniac going around spraying people isn't necessarily conducive to order and he probably will mace the cops to escape and get tazed or try to use sensory overload as his excuse. He might actually get tazed lol. He is presumed armed
 
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Chris is likely to end up in the psych ward (or at least he would in the EU, not sure about the US).
Some months away from Barb and da hoard and the media could fix him up a bit.
Furthermore, doctors could finally monitor his health.

Or I am overestimating the national prison system and he will simply become Bubba's bitch.
I pity Bubba.
 
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Roosechu said:
Chris is likely to end up in the psych ward (or at least he would in the EU, not sure about the US).
Some months away from Barb and da hoard and the media could fix him up a bit.
Furthermore, doctors could finally monitor his health.

Or I am overestimating the national prison system and he will simply become Bubba's bitch.
I pity Bubba.
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It's more likely he'll become Bubba's bitch's bitch.
 
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CWCissey said:
It's more likely he'll become Bubba's bitch's bitch.
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Are you kidding? A cultural chameleon like Chris will sail through prison, no problem. The Aryans will be impressed with his royal bloodline, and he knows how to handle the Niggos thanks to his interactions with Lars and Colin and watching the Cleveland Show. And hell, the Hispanics will be awed by his mastery of Spanish...
 
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Damocles_Sword said:
fucking 12 hours of driving and this is the first thing I see as I boot my laptop back up, what a great homecoming gift.

Chris CLAIMS to still be on probation, so either his grasp on the date is worse than has been documented, or Barb lied to Chris to try to control him. I doubt he'd fuck his probation up so bad as to get an extension without us getting a FB rant at the least. If for some reason he still is on probation, expect a warrant to be issued Monday for the violation.

As for the incident, Chris had the spray in hand since before the video started, and used it without hesitation in a pretty fluid move, suggesting premediatation, someone was getting sprayed today no matter the circumstances. Also loved the raspberry, classic autism.

Chris' radio silence is unsurprising, as I'm sure Barb has been physically intimidating Chris since he got home, prolly added the iProducts to the hoard.

The next few days should prove interesting, Should charged be pressed. Calling it now, Kengleberry pays for Chris' representation, and the only thing he'll get in return is a permaban for trolling, when the lawyer doesn't get Chris off Scott free.
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Kengle will do what he did for chris during the housefire and oct 28. Somewhere between Jack and shit. Kengle is just another retarded manchild with no income of his own. Here is his response to chris asking for Christmas gifts:
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Notice how he never offered to send anything on his own?
Do you remember what his "white knights" did for him when his house burned down? Oh yeah kengle sent him a can of sardines and waterman sent him a calendar and anna sat on her fat ass.
 
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I Want Cake said:
All Gamestops are linked, obviously. And I'm sure there's security camera footage they can obtain and distribute. Chris could take a chance and go to a Gamestop located far away and possibly sneak in (but really, he's instantly recognizable in that freaky getup of his. It's now as notorious as the Clown shirts), but we know Chris rarely goes anywhere outside his tight circle of turf.

And as I mentioned earlier, the guy is okay now.
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Ok going to mention this here. Used to work at something that gave "Planet Wide Bans"
In reality they are a more of a fear tactic to keep people away. Largely unenforced unless a person constantly makes a problem out of themselves if they go to another store.

So say Chris goes to a gamestop in another town that doesn't know about him. He would be allowed to do whatever, but if he started causing problems and he got banned and they found out he had a planet wide ban already they can charge him for trespassing.

Largely unenforced though and Chris is still "welcome" at gamestops anywhere else int he world as long as he behaves himself.
 
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https://www.dropbox.com/s/q4zrfqd8go68x0x/CWCGameStop-Broadcastify.com.mp3?dl=0

This recording is nearly two hours long and starts with the initial (garbled, partial) police dispatch. What follows is two hours of police radio traffic which includes other crimes being responded to. I can't understand it half the time, but through this you will learn that...

...The police called Barb and Chris.
...Chris knocked on someone's window in the parking lot.
...Chris also caused "trouble" at the Sears store.
...Chris' "new car" is actually registered to Barb.
...Chris MAY HAVE BEEN taken into custody, but it's hard to tell. A "suspect in custody" call does immediately precede them running his plates, though.

I don't think the last 30 minutes have anything relating to this incident, but I included them in case someone can understand more than I could. I listen to the scanner as a hobby, and can usually understand what most people can't, but this is probably the worst I've ever heard.
 
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