Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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I wonder if you'd be permab& from his stream if you say you are in a relationship like all loveshys

He's the only one allowed to have a pity party and the related asspats in that chat, so yeah you'd probably get the boot if you did that.
 
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If the panties are still fine he probably won't fix this
 
So cute~ <3 Can I make fanart of him?
Of course! Just remember, eMail-kun is very sensitive, so don't draw anything that might hurt his feelings!
/rates self :autism:

Also, I drew some more YanSim fanart for you guys, this time featuring @Juri 's OC, Alex-san.
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EDIT: Better cropped version, now with color!
 

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Felt like looking on the Yandere Simulator...all fan art till I find a ranty post about how Kokona getting "slut shamed" is offensive or whatever, complete with "muh soggy knees slurs"

Kokona Haruka is in class 3-2, and this what her classmates wrote on her desk, in order to slutshame her.
And I know this is quite off-topic but it bugged me a lot because some of my favorite students are in here as well and who do such a cruel thing?
Her classmates are:
Mai Waifu - A shy person whose identity is just about being Yandere Dev’s admirer.
Sakyu Basu - Maybe? As a succubus she would rather be the flirty type, and she would be not judgemental but maybe jealous?
Senpai - He seems like the type that wouldn’t get involved at all, maybe maybe not.
Riku Soma - Teacher’s pets are really shady people, he might have taken part in the bullying.
Budo Masuta - He’s a boy, who knows? I really hope he is a sweet guy, but who knows.
Oka Ruto - She doesn’t seem like the type to bully others. She’s part of the occult club (lonesome people who probably get abused at home), she wears straps that cover her arms (self harm?) she seems not mean enough to do it.
Kuu Dere - Very lonesome person, probably not.
Pippi Osu - I don’t know.
Ryuto Ippongo - I don’t know.
Musume Ronshaku - Definitely, because she is a social butterfly who spends her time gossiping, and Kokona doesn’t feel welcome there.
#Yan sim#yandere sim#kokona haruka#bullying cw#slutshaming cw#misogynistic slurs cw#op

After that more fanart and then.... OC's, head canons and more fan art mixed with tumblr usual things
 
Kokona Haruka is in class 3-2, and this what her classmates wrote on her desk, in order to slutshame her.
And I know this is quite off-topic but it bugged me a lot because some of my favorite students are in here as well and who do such a cruel thing?
Her classmates are:
Mai Waifu - A shy person whose identity is just about being Yandere Dev’s admirer.
Sakyu Basu - Maybe? As a succubus she would rather be the flirty type, and she would be not judgemental but maybe jealous?
Senpai - He seems like the type that wouldn’t get involved at all, maybe maybe not.
Riku Soma - Teacher’s pets are really shady people, he might have taken part in the bullying.
Budo Masuta - He’s a boy, who knows? I really hope he is a sweet guy, but who knows.
Oka Ruto - She doesn’t seem like the type to bully others. She’s part of the occult club (lonesome people who probably get abused at home), she wears straps that cover her arms (self harm?) she seems not mean enough to do it.
Musume Ronshaku - Definitely, because she is a social butterfly who spends her time gossiping, and Kokona doesn’t feel welcome there.
That's just all cringey, especially with oka/occult club members.
 
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Fuck the Farms' update system. I missed 20 fucking pages of this thread!
might be late but he wants to sell panties as merchandise for yansim.


i'm sure it'll go over well with your fanbase that's compromised mostly of 13-year-old boys.
Oh, that's fucking delightful.
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Omg someone on kiwifarms just made a comment about my previous ask on your blog explaining SJWs and how all they say is autism (I JUST SHARTED) they are probably going to make a comment about this ask too lmao (grabs a popcorn packet)

OMG! They think I have father issues. I call YandereDev daddy as a fucking joke! It’s not supposed to be sexual like people on tumblr think and it’s not serious like the people on Kiwi think. It’s a joke! He’s just supposed to be my father in the joke, and Samus is my mother. Am I not allowed to jokingly call someone “daddy”?
I may have begun a shitstorm.
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So apparently there's a war going on between YandereDev haters (kiwifarms) and YandereDev.
Saw that whilst searching tumblr. I dunno, would any of you guys consider this a war? It's not like we're planning raids over on /b/ or anything.
Jack's level of salt is could fill the Dead Sea over 5 million times.
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YandereDev doesn't care about other people's approval, he's a big boy now.
I mean, it's not like other people have opinions right?
I wonder what would have happened if he had pulled this shit when he was gonna introduce the bullshit fighting game mechanic.
I don't know if this was posted before, but oh my god.

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Wow that's pathetic. Getting cucked over an MMO.
I've found some old screenshot on my computer dating back where he streamed dark soul this year in May I think and some other from later, and some new from his stream (you can still see them on it), watch out he's finally aware that we screenshot what he says on his stream :story:
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Here's the thing Eva, VICTORIA'S SECRET IS A STORE MEANT FOR WOMEN. And, IT DOESN'T SELL THE PANTIES OF DEAD TEENAGE GIRLS.
Oh god thank you now I have cancer.
The only thing more cancerous than Eva is his fans. The only thing more cancerous than his fans are the ones who sing and try to parody/ripoff those Japanesu Vocaloid songs.
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Eva posted this pie chart in his chatroom. Thoughts?
What composers? The game literally only has one or two songs in it!
"Easter Eggs: 1%" kek
Your modeler left because you're an asswipe.
Also, if you add it all together, he really only spends 39% of his time working on the actual game.
Followed by asking Mulberry if she knew what a cuck was.

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Stream's over now, looks like I jumped on too late. Was fun seeing angry Eva.
Holy shit that's thirsty. She must be horribly desperate if she's clinging onto Eva.
Oh my god, i already knew it was going to happen but it's so much worse than i expected. A reddit post he said

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>"45% of the work is done"

Nigga, the game is supposed to have 10 rivals and play for 10 weeks, not to mention a random generated mode and a past mode with totally different assets, students etc, not to mention it's been years and the game is still a buggy mess that runs like shit. It's by definition, not even 1/10 of what its supposed to be. Remember that time Alex said his awful fighting game had "80% done"?
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Don't you fucking dare compare yourself to Daisuke Amaya. He made Cave Story for FREE and released it for FREE.
"Because I work 12 hours a day, 7 days a week... I have no time for my hobbies anymore... I haven't watched a new anime in months... :heart-empty::heart-empty::heart-empty::heart-empty:"

Except that one time you took a whole week off to play a new game. Or all those times you stream. Or the many many hours you spend making love to your sex doll.

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Look at his weeb ass comment on these Japanese girls' YouTube.
Here's his actual comment:
You two girls are so cute when you are playing this game! o(≧∇≦)o I apologize! ( ≧Д≦) Some of the characters in this game are not functioning yet. (´д`) The game is early in development. (︶︹︺) I noticed that you are playing an obsolete version of the game. (・□・;) The game is updated every 2 weeks. o(゚▽゚)o You can download the latest version of the game at my website: https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/downloads/ If you use a Mac, you can download a Mac version here: https://yandere4mac.wordpress.com/ It is very fun to watch you learn how to play this game! (ノ^ヮ^)ノ*:・゚✧ Thank you for playing my game! 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》

"I'm extremely picky about the face"
*hires this artist*
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She looks like one of the dudes from Senpai Club!
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That website is so goddamn ugly. The text is also hard to read with that saturated pink background and the shadow.

And did he get a new artist? This shit is fucking ugly - moreso than the stuff drawn by the other girl.
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She looks like she's straight out of one of those Newgrounds hentai games with stolen eroge art.
No wonder Eva chose this artist.
 
Here's his actual comment:
You two girls are so cute when you are playing this game! o(≧∇≦)o I apologize! ( ≧Д≦) Some of the characters in this game are not functioning yet. (´д`) The game is early in development. (︶︹︺) I noticed that you are playing an obsolete version of the game. (・□・;) The game is updated every 2 weeks. o(゚▽゚)o You can download the latest version of the game at my website: https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/downloads/ If you use a Mac, you can download a Mac version here: https://yandere4mac.wordpress.com/ It is very fun to watch you learn how to play this game! (ノ^ヮ^)ノ*:・゚✧ Thank you for playing my game! 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》

That level of weeb and that smiley overdose... :suffering:
 
if Eva is so obsessed over schoolgirls then why not just make it take place in a girls' school? or does senpai have to be male so it caters to his specific fetishes? also, i'm surprised he didn't use the denko emoji (this: (´・ω・`) )in that comment just to make sure they know he's a creepy fuck.
 
also, i'm surprised he didn't use the denko emoji (this: (´・ω・`) )in that comment just to make sure they know he's a creepy fuck.

I mean, even that guy got a girlfriend (even if she was only using him for money).
 
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