May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

[Moppo.]

I can't tell if Chris got beat up and got a black eye or if that's just from lack of sleep

 

[Penis]

This is true. When covid started, psych took over two of our ER bays to do the ECT treatments (because the OR was shut down for “elective” procedures). Sometimes they’d leave the curtain open and you could see what was going on in the bay. I know that ECT does have its caveats, and has improved dramatically since it’s inception, but damn did it still look brutal to go through.

Jesus

 

[Ophelia]

I can't tell if Chris got beat up and got a black eye or if that's just from lack of sleep

It’s the quality of the image, especially due to the watermark.

 

[GypsyBard]

What's really crazy is the final Kacey call where she says he won't make it to 30. Oh if only she had been right...

Personally I always thought his story would be over by now.
I figured he would have a heart attack or a stroke and that would be the conclusion. I mean he is so unhealthy he gets winded standing up.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

Personally I always thought his story would be over by now.
I figured he would have a heart attack or a stroke and that would be the conclusion. I mean he is so unhealthy he gets winded standing up.

The reality is, as bad as chris's diet and activity levels were, they weren't "become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack" levels of bad.

His liver probably looks like shit. His lab results are probably shit. But Chris is just one of millions of people who eat fast food every day and barely exercises.

As much as we make fun of Chris for being a fatass and not exercising, he at least walks around the mall(if he finds one he isn't banned from) or conventions or even just around the house.

The people who become 700lb and die literally don't walk. Period. They don't walk around stores. They don't walk around the house. They are completely sedentary. Chris at least moved around enough that his BMR was probably 2000 calories a day.

He also never really partook of the other things that would cause heart disease. He didn't smoke, he barely drank, he wasn't actually stressed.

I'd be shocked if Chris ever had a heart attack. Hell, he hasn't even developed diabetes. I actually don't think Chris ate that much sugar. It seems like he preferred carbs and fatty foods to sweet sugary foods.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

The reality is, as bad as chris's diet and activity levels were, they weren't "become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack" levels of bad.

His liver probably looks like shit. His lab results are probably shit. But Chris is just one of millions of people who eat fast food every day and barely exercises.

As much as we make fun of Chris for being a fatass and not exercising, he at least walks around the mall(if he finds one he isn't banned from) or conventions or even just around the house.

The people who become 700lb and die literally don't walk. Period. They don't walk around stores. They don't walk around the house. They are completely sedentary. Chris at least moved around enough that his BMR was probably 2000 calories a day.

He also never really partook of the other things that would cause heart disease. He didn't smoke, he barely drank, he wasn't actually stressed.

I'd be shocked if Chris ever had a heart attack. Hell, he hasn't even developed diabetes. I actually don't think Chris ate that much sugar. It seems like he preferred carbs and fatty foods to sweet sugary foods.

He had a love of sugary drinks though, including soda.

 

[catmasterj]

Chris looks pretty depressed.

Kudos for not killing himself yet.

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

They deny he's a woman, and they deny he's Hispanic (RIP Riccardo). Piece by piece they strip away Chris's identity. Fucking bigots.

 

[thismanlies]

He had a love of sugary drinks though, including soda.

According to the CWCki, he had roughly 8,000 Coke rewards points.

Come to think of it, Chris looked a little gaunt in his mug shot. I guess cutting out the high fructose corn syrup really did him a lot of good.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I'm just waiting with the popcorn for the inevitable drama once Chris realizes he's not a tomgirl and troons will freak out about him getting the "conversion therapy" when in reality his troonery was just an effect of his mental illness and not his actual sexual identity.

So..... just like every other troin then?

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

He had a love of sugary drinks though, including soda.

That really isn't enough to develop diabetes. It puts him at risk, sure, but he really isn't drinking more soda or eating more junk than millions of other people.

He'd have to be living a completely sedentary life, eating hundreds of grams of sugar a day, and even then might not develop any serious issues. Sometimes people just don't develop those problems.

I'd love to see Chris's blood work, but I really doubt he was ever any worse than most low income, dumbfuck people.

 

[AnOminous]

Its telling how absolutely starved we are for updates. Entire thesis entries have been posted around one updated picture of chris frowning .
I really hope he sends out a new letter to someone so we atleas have something more substantive to dissect in assessing any changes in mental state.

It has been so since the famous Mighty Wings thread.

 

[Penis]

The reality is, as bad as chris's diet and activity levels were, they weren't "become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack" levels of bad.

His liver probably looks like shit. His lab results are probably shit. But Chris is just one of millions of people who eat fast food every day and barely exercises.

As much as we make fun of Chris for being a fatass and not exercising, he at least walks around the mall(if he finds one he isn't banned from) or conventions or even just around the house.

The people who become 700lb and die literally don't walk. Period. They don't walk around stores. They don't walk around the house. They are completely sedentary. Chris at least moved around enough that his BMR was probably 2000 calories a day.

He also never really partook of the other things that would cause heart disease. He didn't smoke, he barely drank, he wasn't actually stressed.

I'd be shocked if Chris ever had a heart attack. Hell, he hasn't even developed diabetes. I actually don't think Chris ate that much sugar. It seems like he preferred carbs and fatty foods to sweet sugary foods.

To get 700lbs requires a competent enabler; something Chris will (fortunately) never have.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

To get 700lbs requires a competent enabler; something Chris will (fortunately) never have.

Exactly. You see in all those shitty TLC shows and shit that these people have spouses or family members who help them into bed or into the bath tub.

Chris doesn't have a single human being left who gives a shit about him so he'll always have to move around on his own and might hit 300 if he REALLY stops trying.

 

[Ophelia]

Also note how long his parents have lived. He could inherit heart problems from Bob, but he’s also got some long-lasting genes.

 

[Big Buns]

The reality is, as bad as chris's diet and activity levels were, they weren't "become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack" levels of bad.

His liver probably looks like shit. His lab results are probably shit. But Chris is just one of millions of people who eat fast food every day and barely exercises.

As much as we make fun of Chris for being a fatass and not exercising, he at least walks around the mall(if he finds one he isn't banned from) or conventions or even just around the house.

The people who become 700lb and die literally don't walk. Period. They don't walk around stores. They don't walk around the house. They are completely sedentary. Chris at least moved around enough that his BMR was probably 2000 calories a day.

He also never really partook of the other things that would cause heart disease. He didn't smoke, he barely drank, he wasn't actually stressed.

I'd be shocked if Chris ever had a heart attack. Hell, he hasn't even developed diabetes. I actually don't think Chris ate that much sugar. It seems like he preferred carbs and fatty foods to sweet sugary foods.

Yeah, just visit any Walmart or Target and you’ll see a ton of people that look more unhealthy than Chris. I think he’ll at least have another 10-15 years of decent health, barring he doesn’t become homeless in the near future.

 

[Xarpho]

I appreciate your answer. What you said makes me certain Chris was offered a plea deal with release in February since that would give the prosecutor six months of leverage.

In regards to the restraining/no contact order, would Barb or Barb's family have to wait for Chris to be released to pursue an order? If not, I would expect them try to get an order as soon as possible if they wanted one. A lack of record of such an order would suggest they are not getting one for whatever reason.

As for Chris's current legal situation, I suspect it has gotten worse. However much the prosecutor wants to avoid a trial, he would want to avoid Chris going back to Barb after an ineffective plea deal even more. Without a restraining order in hand, the prosecutor would need tangible leverage over Chris to prevent him from going back to Barb. If I'm right about Chris's conduct in February, his actions stripped the prosecutor of his leverage with a misdemeanor charge, demonstrated a serious lack of trustworthiness by deceiving his own counsel, and showed a particular need for very tangible consequences to control his behavior. In short, Chris spiked his chances at a misdemeanor, and any future negotiations will be for a felony charge.

Chris is looking very down because the legal system just trolled him hard. He went from hearing, "You'll soon go free with just a misdemeanor," to, "You are looking at a felony, and I don't know when you will go free. It could be months or years." His own actions yanked himself away from the cusp of freedom at the last minute (Chris's biggest troll has always been Chris).

Wait, what do you think Chris did back in February? All sources say he just got a continuance. Did he make an outburst in front of the judge, or flatly reject a plea deal?

I can imagine the plea deal kept the ban on 14BLC in place....and then what? Where would he go? Homeless on the streets? Becoming Ralph and May's house slave?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

It has been so since the famous Mighty Wings thread.

I first discovered Chris during the lull between the Snyder hit and run and when he started interacting with Thetan (back when he was becoming Facebook friends with people from his high school class). Things were so dry that it was considered a major coup when a troll released screenshots of his private Facebook status updates from that time.

 

[Lancelot]

Yeah, just visit any Walmart or Target and you’ll see a ton of people that look more unhealthy than Chris. I think he’ll at least have another 10-15 years of decent health, barring he doesn’t become homeless in the near future.

I havent really made up my mind on this.
On the one hand it could be that chris's autismo nature comes in handy for once on this issue. People who get to 600 pounds typically dont just choose unhealthy foods. They choose cartoonishly large portions and eat nearly constantly . I always imagined chris chan just eats unhealthy meal selections for every meal. Isnt eating 4 burgers and 3 fries each sitting.
On the other hand it could be that chris's finances inherently limited him.

 

[Lollon]

I'll be really pissed if Chris is actually on HRT. Gender Dysphoria is a real thing and there are people out there struggling to get help for their legitimate problems.

Meanwhile the State of Virginia is prescribing HRT to a fat loser pretending to be a woman so he can get laid by lesbians.

Edit: the keyword here was if. I'm not making a definitive statement. I'm saying IF the State of Virginia prescribed Chris HRT I'd be pissed.

Can't he be a piece of shit but also trans ? I think taking chemicals to change your body for unseemly reasons is far even for chris. If this is just a "show," why go on hormones ? I mean you can hate chris but that doesn't mean everything he does is completely conspiritatorial.

I am also wondering, is there not an enforced edict that demands a speedy trial because sentencing seems like its taking forever. I'm guessing they wanted to treat him first so he was " sane " first