💰 Grifter Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance abuser, child doser. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex-boyfriend. Wife's bod worth $50.

[dustnight]

I'm gonna need a blood test before I will accept that. I've got that Ultra Instinct.

Spoiler

Fredrick Joseph Sutter [1871-1946] Born, Missouri (father born Mosbach, Germany)
Anna Catherine (Meyers) Sutter [1870-1946] Born, Missouri (father born Hannover, Germany)

Henri Luzincourt Gonsoulin [1840-1910] Born, Louisiana (French)
Marie (Decuir) Gonsoulin [1846-1899] Born, Louisiana (French)

John Evelo (1859-1937] Born, Netherlands
Mary (Schumacher) Evelo [1867-1936] Born, Netherlands

William Edward Owen [1864-1911] Born, Alabama
Mary Ellen (Tydings) Williams [1876-1919] Born, Texas (Father born, Ireland)

Frank Stanley Joswiak [1880-1959] Born, Poland
Cecelia Pearle (Narozny) Joswiak [1889-1966] Born, Germany (Polish)

Charles Kenjura [1866-1936] Born, Poland
Mary Kate (Roleard) Kenjura [1866-1908] Born, Poland

Gozegorz Wierzbicki [1861-1924] Born, Austria (Polish)
Sophie (Kranatyl) Wierzbicki [1863-1919] Born, Poland

Marcin Martin Rekieta [1856-1945] Born, Poland
Franciszka (Malik) Rekieta [1856-1939] Born, Poland

What are the chances the Polish side is actually his 'good' half?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Spoiler

Fredrick Joseph Sutter [1871-1946] Born, Missouri (father born Mosbach, Germany)
Anna Catherine (Meyers) Sutter [1870-1946] Born, Missouri (father born Hannover, Germany)

Henri Luzincourt Gonsoulin [1840-1910] Born, Louisiana (French)
Marie (Decuir) Gonsoulin [1846-1899] Born, Louisiana (French)

John Evelo (1859-1937] Born, Netherlands
Mary (Schumacher) Evelo [1867-1936] Born, Netherlands

William Edward Owen [1864-1911] Born, Alabama
Mary Ellen (Tydings) Williams [1876-1919] Born, Texas (Father born, Ireland)

Frank Stanley Joswiak [1880-1959] Born, Poland
Cecelia Pearle (Narozny) Joswiak [1889-1966] Born, Germany (Polish)

Charles Kenjura [1866-1936] Born, Poland
Mary Kate (Roleard) Kenjura [1866-1908] Born, Poland

Gozegorz Wierzbicki [1861-1924] Born, Austria (Polish)
Sophie (Kranatyl) Wierzbicki [1863-1919] Born, Poland

Marcin Martin Rekieta [1856-1945] Born, Poland
Franciszka (Malik) Rekieta [1856-1939] Born, Poland

What are the chances the Polish side is actually his 'good' half?

With a Dutchman and a Mick in there, it's looking like a certainty instead of a possibility.

 

[MeltyTW]

Spoiler

Fredrick Joseph Sutter [1871-1946] Born, Missouri (father born Mosbach, Germany)
Anna Catherine (Meyers) Sutter [1870-1946] Born, Missouri (father born Hannover, Germany)

Henri Luzincourt Gonsoulin [1840-1910] Born, Louisiana (French)
Marie (Decuir) Gonsoulin [1846-1899] Born, Louisiana (French)

John Evelo (1859-1937] Born, Netherlands
Mary (Schumacher) Evelo [1867-1936] Born, Netherlands

William Edward Owen [1864-1911] Born, Alabama
Mary Ellen (Tydings) Williams [1876-1919] Born, Texas (Father born, Ireland)

Frank Stanley Joswiak [1880-1959] Born, Poland
Cecelia Pearle (Narozny) Joswiak [1889-1966] Born, Germany (Polish)

Charles Kenjura [1866-1936] Born, Poland
Mary Kate (Roleard) Kenjura [1866-1908] Born, Poland

Gozegorz Wierzbicki [1861-1924] Born, Austria (Polish)
Sophie (Kranatyl) Wierzbicki [1863-1919] Born, Poland

Marcin Martin Rekieta [1856-1945] Born, Poland
Franciszka (Malik) Rekieta [1856-1939] Born, Poland

What are the chances the Polish side is actually his 'good' half?

Alot of jews hid their ancestry in Europe though especially if there are any missing links or less recorded people. I don't think nick is one but I like to remind people of this

nick claiming a recording of his stream is not the original video

I'm so glad this retarded nigger bitch thinks he's smart enough to antagonize the government on the most minor of technicalities that would actually mean he's knowingly tampering with evidence. Instead of just eating humble pie and taking the slap on the wrist with a golly gee sir

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

Nah, Wednesdays are penis inspection days at the court house and Nick already has them on edge because the Balldo he wears at all times.

Well shit americans foiled my foreskin intelligence training with penis inspection day. Rekeita knew! He's a state asset to enforce penis inspection day.

 

[Captain Manning]

He's not jewish

I'm gonna need a blood test before I will accept that. I've got that Ultra Instinct.

This question comes up every once in a while, but @AnOminous once had the perfect reply for it:

Nick isn't a Jew, because if he were a Jew he might actually be worth a shit as a lawyer, and would have won a case by now.

 

[Tablet County]

This question comes up every once in a while, but @AnOminous once had the perfect reply to it:

Nick isn't a Jew, because if he were a Jew he might actually be worth a shit as a lawyer, and would have won a case by now.

He's certainly got the nose for it.

Maybe he is a Jew, but like every endeavor Rekieta undertakes, he's shit at even being jewish.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

He's arguing that the copy the cop watched is not the same as the original and that because there have been no subpoenas served on Alphabet or Rumble the prosecution can't prove the stream the cop watched is the same as the original.

It's more retarded than that. He's saying the cop told the court he watched the original when in fact he knew he was watching a copy. Nick isn't even alleging it was different, only that the cop lied.

The cop doesn't have to prove he watched the original or even that his copy was exact. For probable cause and the warrant, he only needs to reasonably believe it depicted the acts that led to his application for a warrant. If they use it at trial, they may want the original but it's a trial issue.

Of course the cop didn't say that he watched the original in his warrant application and accurately described what he did watch and saw. Warrant is solid.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

I'd very much like to know how much Nick's current Barneswalking Lawyer is costing him and how that compares to the ultra high price "super lawyer" Nick hired to lose his Civil Case. Is Nick spending more money to preserve his ego than to stay out of prison?

I'd also suggest that Nick's original public defender was and would still be doing a better job than the current lawyer in his criminal case.
Edit: One other question, did Nick decide to sell the second house for court costs before the 100k Mustang?

 

[AnOminous]

He's currently arguing semantics on where and how the video was viewed, he can't address the Odyseey issue because it makes his talking point 'victory' meaningless.

This may actually be an argument as to admissability at trial, but it's almost nearly irrelevant to whether it could have sufficed as part of the basis for probable cause.

I'd very much like to know how much Nick's current Barneswalking Lawyer is costing him and how that compares to the ultra high price "super lawyer" Nick hired to lose his Civil Case. Is Nick spending more money to preserve his ego than to stay out of prison?

I'd also suggest that Nick's original public defender was and would still be doing a better job than the current lawyer in his criminal case.

He isn't actually a Super Lawyer™, or at least doesn't list that. That's a pretty worthless designation anyway.

 

[Kheapathic]

Dick seems to have taken a random incoherent version of what happened from Nick and created his own version of events.

Pretty sure he's just playing the contrarian and courts/women are dumb/evil schtick. When Ralph dropped his sex tape with Faith, Dick unironically bought into the whole "Ralph was hacked" shit. The easiest thing to consider when dealing with Dax, is that he has no center or anchor, he just goes where the wind blows. I never watched his shit, and just the small snippets I've been exposed to since joining this site, already has a number of dumb fucking things he's said/defended; and he'll argue he believes it because he's the smartest one in the room.

Also, random thought with how unhinged Nick is and the sudden appearance of a lawyer for Kayla; think Nick fired this lawyer and decided to represent himself, and then either by a moment of lucidity or familial intervention, Kayla said fuck this and got her own lawyer.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

You know I realize what April needs to douche with special shampoo.

Nick doesn’t shower with how greasy he is April probably got a UTI every other week.

So if everyone used Summer's Eve pH balanced douche as body wash for court tomorrow, would Nicky the Nose pick it up and start searching for signs of the fleshlight? Or would they also need to put a sardine in their pocket?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

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If anyone's going to the hearing tomorrow, do everyone a favor.

If Ralph starts hollerin' too much and the police have to intervene and pin him on the ground, get him to shout "I can't gunt!" This is the dream clip.

Just yell out that he’s only 5’1 so he spergs out further and causes more of a scene.

Semi Off-Topic: Is this the beginning of Kurt’s redemption arc?

I have honestly felt kind of bad for him after Kino Casino uncovered that video of him that he sent in for that dating service or whatever. He seems like a guy who just never really got into a good relationship.

No, the early Balldo guards deserve no quarter. Defending the initial charge of an ounce of coke because “Nick is my friend”, is not sufficient.

 

[Captain Manning]

He's certainly got the nose for it.

He's Polish. I had a friend who was born in Warsaw, but emigrated to the U.S. with his parents when he was 2 years old. He had a schnoz like you wouldn't believe. He was Roman Catholic. Which is the dominant religion in Poland.

Look, I just think Nick's a piece of shit regardless of what he is.

No, the early Balldo guards deserve no quarter. Defending the initial charge of an ounce of coke because “Nick is my friend”, is not sufficient.

I go back and forth on this. I will say the longer this goes on, the less likely I am to grant quarter. Whether Kurt got out in time is a matter of opinion, I guess.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

He's not jewish but he's slimey like one. I'd argue it's just par the course of being a lawyer but that would imply he's a good lawyer.

He's not Jewish. I know a ton of them just from living near one of their neighborhoods, and they're extremely family oriented and reserved.

 

[3MMA]

The Day of the Omnibussin’ is here. Arrival is imminent.

 

[Lemondale]

No pre Omnibus stream?

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

I honestly didn't know they used iron pipes for water.

Even lead used to be used.

No pre Omnibus stream?

He's too drunk tonight.

 

[Catspajamas7]

post-trial kiwifarms meetup and note organization at spurs in wilmar whenever session ends. had a few people ask so I figured I'd post

The Ralphamale is gonna shut this meetup down! Ralphamale don’t scare!

 

[Lunar Locust]

It seems one of the bands on the Balldo has broken.

https://www.youtube.com/live/9wEsONlIvGI?si=FxZ4oE_giNEM-OSc

 

[Niggernerd]

Ralph gonna get kicked out because he dresses like a slob