POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[CWC-Sands]

Chris's new home gets pretty bad yelp reviews, but it sounds like he may finally lose some weight!

This place is a privately owned shithole, owned by 4 local judges. It's infested with bugs, lice, and parasites and extremely overcrowded. The CO's are extremely power-hungry and enjoy their little power trips. Violent inmates are routinely housed in close quarters with non violent inmates and inmate requests are routinely ignored.. As an inmate serving weekends I have been routinely denied water for almost 24 hours, held in a cell designed for 2 inmates with almost 10 inmates for hours or days. The food is barely edible and portions are smaller than nutritionally safe. This facility receives local tax money even though it is privately owned, and also makes money off each inmate housed. Phone calls, even local are $15 for 15 minutes, and commissary is ridiculously overpriced. The facility is beyond capacity and keeps increasing in population... This is NO place for a human. There is nothing productive about this facility and no form of rehabilitation takes place here.. If you have a loved one being housed here I sincerely feel sorry for them...honestly..

 

[AnimeAvatard]

I doubt that much. Chris and barb were shut-ins for the most part.

I would have agreed with you but apparently according to a Facebook post showed in an earlier thread the neighbors are very aware of Chris's existence.

 

[Vindeo]

Glad to see that chris has a natural defense. Hopefully that will keep him from getting raped by tyrone.

I know niggas get desperate in prison but can you imagine anyone really willing to rape chris?

 

[AnimeAvatard]

I respect you for doing so, especially since you're not some anime avatar newfag.

I know this is coming from an anime avatar fag myself but you retards who whine over anime avatars are annoying too. There is a reason I put "My avatars make you seethe" in my header. Plus you are only 1 year less of a newfag than me you sperg.

 

[Vindeo]

I would have agreed with you but apparently according to a Facebook post showed in an earlier thread the neighbors are very aware of Chris's existence.

Can you like the thread to the post?

 

[Danke]

Has CWC ever actually done anything good, for anyone?
Like help out a charity
Donate art
Donate
Buy someone ELSE a hamburger
Anything????

 

[D_Tractor]

Day of the Rope priority list:
1: Reddit users
3: Twitter users
4: Facebook users
5: 4chan anons
6: Actual rapists

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Has anyone driven by the house lately? Is the police van out front? I'm sure they're busy swabbing Barb's bed for samples of bodily fluids. Chris's book is probably still on the bed side table open to the page he was referring to last.

honestly, i'm just waiting for the highlight that someone broke into 14BC and stole all of the "da ol hand-drawns" and his binders of art/figurines to post on 4chan

 

[Optimus Prime]

I know niggas get desperate in prison but can you imagine anyone really willing to rape chris?

Yes. Ever heard of Carl Panzram? Absolutely brutal son of a bitch who had a thing for inflicting Anal Sex on other men and boys, thanks to trauma courtesy of some religious school.

Carl Panzram - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Somebody like this would absolutely would make Chris their personal fucktoy.

 

[NEETzsche]

>she
>woman

 

[srrody]

Someone should get Larry Lawton to do a video of what Chris might be expecting inside.

 

[Clownery]

I wonder if the police raided the house in terms of finding evidence for the investigation. During most investigations involving sexual assault, most cops collect digital devices such as phones, computers, and tablets. So I wonder if the other charges against Chris that haven't been revealed might involve whatever they found on his electronics.

I'd bet a million dollars that they find some kind of degenerate porn on something

CP. Beastilaty. Skies the limit to how much Chris continues to disappoint me.

 

[Pringles Can]

I know niggas get desperate in prison but can you imagine anyone really willing to rape chris?

I dunno man. I would hope people would have have some standards, but I have heard of the ugliest motherfuckers getting raped by even uglier people. Its absolutely horrifying.

 

[Goofy Goober]

Tbh i wonder how he’d be treated in jail, if he’d come back after he’s served his time and whine about how bad it was

If he just shuts the fuck up and listens to the guards, he will be treated fine.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Maybe. Maybe not. I just wonder if he had to put up with Chris's shit back when he ran a Sonic forum.

Possibly however UA seems to dislike Chris because Chris really is a horrible person. Who lies steals cheats and is a sex pest.

 

[AnimeAvatard]

I know niggas get desperate in prison but can you imagine anyone really willing to rape chris?

I agree yet there are a lot of people here who seem interested in whether Chris gets BLACKED or not.

 

[Vindeo]

I would have agreed with you but apparently according to a Facebook post showed in an earlier thread the neighbors are very aware of Chris's existence.

Can you like the thread to the post?

Yes. Ever heard of Carl Panzram? Absolutely brutal son of a bitch who had a thing for inflicting Anal Sex on other men and boys, thanks to trauma courtesy of some religious school.

Carl Panzram - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Somebody like this would absolutely would make Chris their personal fucktoy.

kek, that's so fucking brutal, Jesus christ.

 

[The Nostril Whisperer]

I know the Aryan Brotherhood doesn't accept chomos but how do they feel about literal motherfuckers? What are the chances Chris gets out of jail looking like a True Detective villain?
"CWCville is a flat circle"

"The next Hitler has already been born."

Imagine that arc.

 

[make_it_so]

Do you think Chris has the self-awareness or the self-preservation instinct enough to not say anything when he's interrogated? Or is he so far gone in his fantasy world that he's going to be ranting at them about Sonichus and goddesses?

While I agree that Chris knew what he was doing, I wonder if he'll be found mentally competent to stand trial, if he doesn't just plea out. How deep is he into his fantasy world? He's been basically locked in 14 Branchland Court with Barb for years, little interaction with normal people outside of the internet...could he get off not on an insanity defense, but diminished capacity? I'm just spitballing here....

Considering he was babbling on about that stuff to the arresting cops, I'm going to guess Chris has not been exercising his Miranda Rights.

 

[The Last Stand]

His mother has been inappropriate towards him for years. Even as adults, spooning and sleeping in the same bed. She kept him isolated, untrained, and spoiled. And yet, she did not deserve THIS.

Who even knows anymore. Only God can answer that question.