random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[BlancoMailo]

I have the fire of 10,000 suns in my soul, and it's all of the transgender energy

https://www.heraldtribune.com/story...l-at-new-college-with-chris-rufo/70217794007/ (https://archive.is/ops9A)

 

[quackrock]

No man ever distinguished himself who could not bear to be laughed at.

—Maria Edgeworth, "Tales of Fashionable Life" (1812)

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

@The Last Stand fucked my grandma and my life's never been better.

Everyone enjoys lolcows whether they know it or not. Except lolcows.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Asking a Shaniqua to be polite is like drawing blood from a stone.

 

[Positron]

 

[Anne Hyroe]

 

[Gentlebastard]

The guy seems sufficiently retarded that he probably took the alopecia as proof he was becoming Lenin.

They might as well have sued the planet Neptune, Jesus, the ghost of Adolf Hitler, and the Deadly Sin of Wrath. And the restaurant where this guy ate his tendies that obviously were nutritionally deficient and caused his brain to go all wonky.

If there is another called Super Hon, then i will arm wrestle the pretender for the honour of my girl

Poor thing looks smart.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I'm going to stand on your front lawn like I'm John Cusack in Say Anything blasting music from every band and rapper that I hate.

 

[Meat Target]

Sticking your dick in BPD is like sticking your dick in a guillotine. She might not let go of the rope, but why take the chance?

penis penis peins
I use it every day
when I'm bored or lonely
with penis I shall play!

penis penis penis
I keep it in my pants
when there's nothing else to do
I take it out to dance!

penis penis penis
it's down below my waist
when I fuck your mom
I aim it at her face!

penis penis penis
why did you start to itch?
got an STD from your mom
cause she's a dirty bitch!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

first time i ever did see some nigger cancel himself

the human tumor of imageboards

Grow up, give in, troon out.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Nothing screams "NPC bughive dweller" quite like renting a bicycle with a smartphone app.

Nothing screams NPC bughive dweller more than having your day ruined by niggers.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I don't mean to sound homophobic, but, seriously, FUCK THIS FAGGOT WITH RAZOR WIRE.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

How the fuck someone would notice dog hair on someone else's clothing while being fucked in the ass? Think logically. If you're being fucked in the ass (I presume that), you can't notice shit, apart from the dick in your ass.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

Death by semen ingestion.

 

[Gentlebastard]

How pathetic is everybody involved. If you restrict internet access from these people, they'd lose their sense of self and purpose.

Mashallah Dear Feeder speaks truth.

Wow. I'd forgotten all about this reprehensible cunt since my last comment many, many pages ago.

you are a cunt -- a soulless, truly horrifically looking neo-vagina. I mean, there's no dispute about this.

Stare decisis, bitch.

I only wear pants to be polite.

Who could've predicted this upstanding young man would turn out to be a criminal sex pervert?

“Oh no! I now have to do what I preached! The horror!”

Oh, please. I'm gay, and I call this guy a faggot. You have my permission and my blessing.

Physiognomy has been denied its rightful place among the sciences, thanks to the machinations of evil ugly people.

"Your honor, the faggot is the criminal here. Why am I being punished by being given his used cum-rags?"

Not gonna lie, that's really gay. But not in the liberal sense where you'd be forced into a dress.

You acted like uncouth apes over the last fucking banana.

Today I found out that all forms of government are secretly socialism.

I guess this is because the new bottom of the barrel is a deeper level of hell than even we thought was possible as teenagers and young adults.

first time i ever did see some nigger cancel himself

It's amazing how much better your life can be if you just choose not to be a giant pussy.

does japan even has furries on the level as ours? I mean they they have all kinds of degeneracy, I doubt their furries are as much as an issue as they are in the west, especially given how their culture works.

Seriously, publishing funny opinions on a website isn't crossing the Josh's Maginot Line Of P00 and touching the P00.

Geez Louise that is an ugly chair. That's not even junior high school shop class for retards spice rack level quality or appearance.

Users of the British leftist/anarchist subreddit /r/GreenandPleasant are outraged that the BBC have misgendered a transgender child rapist. Because that's clearly the most important part of all this.

Journalists should be put in a ditch and the ditch should be set on fire. I fucking hate journalists so much it's unreal.

You forgot the second step between those two: piss and shit in the ditch.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

We need to have these classic bangers:

 

[Meat Target]

a heretic who scoffed at the Wheel of Catherine would turn sheet white when threatened with the Chair of Fatrick and renounce his heresy immediately.

 

[Positron]

I tried to look convincingly straight and cisgendered

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

“Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.”

 

[Local Fed]

I always wondered what the Italians used before tomatoes came along. It's almost like they were waiting for some missing piece of their soul.

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT ALDI.

The more you loved a former lover, the more you hate them when they leave you for some Portuguese guy.