random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Precocious Halfwit]

Yeah you shouldn't vibrate like that just tipping an egg into your mouth.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Oh boy do I hope that profile picture isn't you

Turn that shit into a cookboox and get it published. I will buy that shit.

with metalheads at least there's cool music involved, and some of the guys in that scene were pretty hardcore about the satan larp.
the dudes in norway burned down a couple churches, used a picture of their singer's corpse after his suicide as cover art for the last album he recorded with them, and even committed a few murders. that's pretty brutal, like you would expect from people who claim to worship the lord of hell and celebrate evil.

meanwhile, what are these 'satanic temple' guys doing? virtue signal for trannies on social media, have nasty orgies with lots of fat and ugly people, and whine about how mean the pope is? that's not trve kvlt at all, that's just gay.

Bro I’d mow them all down with Rhodesian FAL if they marched down my street like that. All of them are hideous. Not one would I have intercourse with.

Sorry, got my inbred retards mixed up.

There has to be some misunderstanding. It’s the Germanics who are into the homo stuff, not the Slavs.

Won't somebody think of the pedophiles and faggots

To be fair, I think it’s some sort of goofy/retarded pancho.

Preppers and tradwives don't have dibs on basic survival skills, money saving, and nature knowledge.

im sure the club of people who eat dog poo everyday is quite small but that doesnt make it good company

I miss the 90s witch stuff.

My mom was into woowoo stuff until the day she died. I have a lot of very special weird memories from that time in my formative years.

 

[Spud]

No country deserves to be raped by your libtard ideology, you should all be lined up.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Well I don't know why I clicked the video but my day is ruined.

 

[moleymeister]

A couple of bangers from the debate racism thread.

Somalis are genetically closer to Europeans than they are to Bantus. This isn't debatable

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Childish insult, I know, but that lady looks like she's got bad body odor.

The Crysis of visual novels. Eagerly awaiting the benchmark videos.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Threads on age of consent are fucking wild

 

[Anne Hyroe]

i barely speak english

 

[Meat Target]

In the span of a couple years I've gone from just anger at the hypocrisy to "Is this user a Jew?"

 

[Seafarer]

It's like an even more retarded and gay version of Game of Thrones.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

boning his sister to deal with his repressed lust for his mother, and no part of that sentence doesn't make me want to kill myself.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

"Ya ever notice how lazy and unproductive them robots are? I mean look at 'em, sitting around, doing meaningless tasks over and over again. Speaking the crazy beep bop boopity computer speak."

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

this man needs two pink triangles

 

[Gentlebastard]

Tee hee in prison, stalker.

If black lives matter so much then someone has to stop supplying cheeseburgers to that creature.

Wow, even games of deception, a sport normally championed by females, was conquered by a male. Males really are better at being women than actual females.

<consequences_of_my_own_actions.meme>

I get that he has his gay little marine training, but it's not a combat zone (although maybe that's debatable when it comes to the NY subway)

Goodness, time for another astroturfed racial panic already? How time flies!

Hey, I know a (part-time) busker, and he's a fine, upstanding and deeply transphobic Christian man who kicks ass with the fiddle. They're not all bad.

So either this guy is a massive liar or a massive spook (and obviously a gigantic Jewlord).

It's certainly very sketchy, but let's remember that this discussion is being had because a fat stroked out gluttonous retard wants to shove 20 pounds of sausage down his throat and mad that the meatiest taco place didn't make the number 1 list on a clickbait article.

But this chills me to the bone. If the person that wrote this did so unironically they are lost.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

"i have a dream every black child will be chemically castrated. if they are not, i will kill myself"

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"I can sneed! Josh, you're a real Serbian hero"

 

[Zero Day Defense]

"Scott, I'm sorry, but you're a massive faggot and we can't be friends anymore. I spit in your general direction and curse the seed of your inheritance for seven generations."

"Understandable, Jim."

 

[Aspiring Artist]

ITs very hard to tell if something is from the 3rd world or Ai generated

“I don't believe you. Even if you did "paint" it yourself, it's so obviously an AI-prompted design that it doesn't matter. If you really are a "serious" artist, then you need to find a different style, because A) no one is going to believe when you say it's not AI, and B) the AI can do better in seconds what might take you hours. Sorry, it's the way of the world.”

 

[JustSomeDong]

You mean the people who want to RP as commies and socialists yet demand the disarmament of the proletariat at the hands of the bourgeoisie are hypocritical dipshits?

 

[vomitusdeux]

I may be stepping on some toes here but this here is my honest opinion: A lot of people on the forum like to call enjoyers of loli - Pedophiles. Sometimes justly, but a lot of the times unjustly.

I got a fanny pack/bum bag for travelling and I don't like either word for the thing, so I've taken to calling it a poonsack.

don't think falling down the stairs in your own house because you have the gait of a fucking weeble wobble is going to have any kind of legal recourse.