random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[eatler]

Jesus christ op
please drink bleach
keep your pornsickness out of my wholesome designated shitposting street

 

[BirdUp]

Do me please.

 

[barbie meat]

Expecting to be greeted with affirmation and attaboys from his fellow butt-gerbiling homosexuals as he booted up his computer, he instead experienced a sudden terror. His anal sphincter contracted with horror in the meager way in which it was still capable as the truth became apparent; that danged dirty Kiwi Farms had doxxxxxed him.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Retard strength is definitely a thing. I once lifted up the front end of a Chevy Cavalier for a few seconds.

 

[eatler]

Remember: after lurking on a site for a year, it's a good idea to make your first impression centered around flaunting conventional rules and regulations. This iconoclast mindset will let other members know that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Be sure to argue with any other posters who urge you to reconsider or question your motivations: show that you're not easily pushed around!

 

[CEO of Pickles]

I wish I knew that instead of saying "Jews Rock" without even saying an insult, just innocuously saying "Jews Rock" in a sarcastic way, instead of that, I should have just hit a bitch.

 

[BirdUp]

All I'm saying is, steer clear of ANY gays - don't even breathe the same air! And we better close the bathhouses and round up the queers before it's too late, or else we could ALL be doomed!

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I suicided him with my own 2 hands because he was a californian

Pink Triangle club would end up just being Android Raptor ranting about how much she hates abortion and Christians

Have you been to car convention? They get a Twilight Sparkle in their eyes talking about their 67 Chevy.

 

[Chromeo]

racism is not a joke, you fucking niggers

 

[Sheogorath]

I called him a faggot for looking at peoples dicks then everyone raped him.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Inshallah, may the hand of Robotnik (PBUH) wipe this heathen echidna from the face of the earth.

The UQSR (Union of Queerviet Socialist Republics) experienced another economic crisis last week, as steel production halted in major factories over ongoing conflicts due to the "rampant ableism" of production quotas. Ongoing vibes checks of the country's digital safe spaces do not indicate a stopping of the crisis soon

What is there to do in Milwaukee but sell insurance, eat cheese, drink beer, or be a serial killer?

Can’t spell artisanal without anal!

If he loses a leg to the beetus, will he count that as weight loss?

 

[Tablet County]

DM leak based violence does NOT have a gender

It's clear you want my attention, so here it is.

I've never watched Helluva Hotel and my funny unhinged meme is dead.

Please stop tagging me in this thread.

Greek statue Twitter is insufferable. I don’t want to hear about how beautiful ancient pederasty was from people who look like Turkish Falafel salesmen.

 

[Spud]

rsonally use Photoshop for my password saving needs

 

[Tablet County]

post foreskin

The true guardians of white power are the lads having a pint.
And the breweries are closing.

*takes finger off the negrate button*

You're only alive because I didn't kill you. Remember that.

You weren't supposed to double down on being a faggot. Now you're a double faggot.

the bee-dick was very unimpressive.

 

[Inside your walls]

The same people that want common sense lolicon control are the same people that want white genocide dude.

 

[Rotollo 2]

The same people that want common sense lolicon control are the same people that want white genocide dude.

 

[Probably An Autist]

IF YOU DON'T HIRE REKIETA I WILL KEEP SENDING YOU $20 SUPERCHATS AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T READ THEM.

 

[George Lucas]

Now, to try and have an actual discussion instead of a /v/ tier shit flinging competition

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

There is no question of total zoomer supremacy.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

Lolcow LLC
versus
Paralyzed Face Productions
the most kino lawsuit of our time

Careful, when he drinks he writes amhole porn. He might be warming up.

“I’m asexual, but only in the presence of trans women.”