random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Haffhart]

He gives all autistic people, bisexuals, and romance language speakers, a very bad image

Getting a chick like this pregnant is the worst thing that could happen to everyone involved, and possibly, to all of America.

 

[Blackhole]

for something that supposedly brings them so much dysphoria and suffering, they sure never shut up about their dicks

Are you legitimately retarded? As in diagnosed?

That's incredibly rude to suggest that I am inbred and therefore your uncle and cousin simultaneously.
I will be complaining to your sister-mother on Thanksgiving.

It is so disgustingly homo that calling it gay is an insult to LGBT.

>ywn suck on khazar milkers as she calls you a good goy

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Ugh... you have no clue what youre doing here, sorry. I've been practicing little space for years... in fact I'd say I'm one of the pioneers.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Just 2 more pages to stop the spread!

Only if you're a hot girl who can handle a footlong

I killed the bitch and I'd do it again!

Nicki Minaj is an overrated, retarded, pedo-enabling, sex-offender-marrying, absolutely godawful "musician", and I would not have sex with her.

I'd pay good money for a video of Trump saying "glownigger".

It's the new fad. Back in my day, faggots painted their nails black and cried about how unfair the world was. Now faggots wear dresses and cry about how unfair the world is.

Bulbous nigger dong delivered straight up my ass pipe.

Ugly, hairy feeted romanian gypsy.

Land thief.

your face is a plot device

Damn, now I have to wonder if June's mom and Dad had the same talk.

"She needs you, dear."
"I am not going to molest my thirty year old daughter!"
"It's the only way she's ever going to leave the house!"

I WILL NOT DRINK THE CORN SYRUP

I HATE THE ANTI CHRIST
I HATE THE ANTI CHRIST

I am the Lorax
I speak for the trees
But for some reason
They are speaking Guatalamenese.

She's the kinda gal that would boil a pet rabbit and you know what? Id buy a rabbit.

Scotland had a chance to fight for their independence, they failed. They had a chance to legislate for their independence, they failed. In geopolitical terms, Scotland is a conjoined fetus existing on the top of England's skull leaching resources from the fully developed country.

This is possibly the worst idea anyone has ever had in the history of whatever.

I like the random paragraph about your kid's jerk-off buddies.

I'm sorry, I can't take any stances on anything told by someone named ALICE SPARKLY KAT seriously.

Brothers, pray for me, as I take the long arduous journey to read this fucking fog-nigger meme.

If margaritas are gay, then I don't want to be straight.

Have you paid that mortgage on your death off already? no? then get your ass back to cleaning the toilet

So when will Ian Miles Chong be brought to justice for being Ian Miles Chong?

Biological Rape Weapon is my rap name.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Just another part of Bernie Sanders' legacy of violence and terrorism.

Well on the bright side, they no longer have to go to Seattle

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Dear dairy, today I learned about a kiwi users sex life.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Given America is full of faggots, troons, niggers, illegal spics, fatties and the retarded. I'd have to disagree

 

[DerKryptid]

 

[TheRetardKing]

plz no swearing

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Dear god, the Mormons might be right

 

[KiwiFuzz]

ashkenazi tatas

 

[DerKryptid]

Fuck off with that headline, I thought it was just a euphemism for him being dead.

In response to "William Shatner, at 90, set to boldly go to space"

 

[Local Fed]

You have to admit, there is something strangely poetic about the mental image of pasty white gay guys from the FDA wearing grass skirts and blow-darting black people from the bushes.

Emus should just rise up already, the age of man is over.

Don’t forget the time where he assaulted his own poor table for not liking women

The accelerationist in me has just gained a newfound appreciation for the HR profession.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Which means that all Internet Tough Guy posts should now be read in the voice of Billy Crystal, I don't make the rules.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

If the site could stop being retarded for five minutes that'd be great, thanks.

Good find, and have an archive, a dumbass in a fursuit having a performative emotional meltdown on camera should be preserved for posterity.

A voice like Chris Chan mixed with a dash of Brianna Wu. How do you even get to this point?

It's not always I see such a good Vlad III reference on the farms. Kudos.

Just take the 5th, especially on a site riddled with glownigs & their algorithms. Jesus.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

“I’ve sucked way more cocks than you, therefore my viewpoint is more valid”

 

[Clovis]

Don't talk shit about ABBA you black-ass fucking nigger.

 

[Meat Target]

THERE'S PICTURES OF NAKED WOMEN ON THAT SITE!

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

More importantly, how do you find a butt that's into butt stuff?

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

"Chad homeless bums too unsocial to get vaccines, living in raw sewage and having an immortal immune system will inherit the Earth."
-The Quran