random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

He steals other peoples’ will to live through the internet.

You never see this problem in Wales.

porn got us into this problem and porn will get us out

GODDAMN IT, STOP MAKING JACK CHICK RIGHT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!

Rare and terrible is the cringe
Spoken sadly by word and pen
That Jack Chick tract is right again

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Is he doing this as some kind of revenge for being told to be quiet?

What a bad day. I would feel sorry if not for the fact that all of his misfortunes were caused by himself.

"so i got fired and my roommate kicked me out and then my mom grounded me"

This is what Nintendo does to people.

More than that. The dude actually got a calendar made from Chibi's leaked nudes and sent one to Chibi's house and one to his mother's place of work.

Not a Trump supporter, glow in the dark shit you dumb nigger.

Your names incredibly ironic and you don't know why.

>Looks at thread
>Menotaur raging so bad he'll probably have another heart attack
Very sad

Dude might've pulled a knife and been resisting but like, just flip his wheelchair over.

like this is going to sound like an autistic question, but i'm not autistic, i'm just stupid.

I'm sure the NIGGER tattoo across my forehead and the third arm have nothing to do with anything.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Am dog

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[Five or Six Stores]

is there a t-porn movie where a trannie group therapy session devolves into a huge trannie orgy? Just asking for research.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This site will be destroyed by its own userbase eventually.

It can include extremism, violent rhetoric, NSFW, gore, spam, commercial advertising, and child porn.

I've built a multicultural empire doomed to internal conflict.

Another victim of the right-wing extremist Gamergate radicalization campaign.
Brianna tried to warn us!

You can call someone a faggot and a troon. That’s why I like KF.

you tagged me, so I don't know why you're shocked I'm calling you a faggot.

I can also call you a nigger and suggest you should kill yourself. Also we all hate pedophiles here, which makes it very cozy.

Also, racebaiting at the end just negated your whole argument.

I came here for Null nudes, nothing. I could barely get aroused.

Why do all the cows desperately want to fuck their mothers, and protect each other in order to do it? Weird shit. If you fuck your dad at least you'd be achieving dominance. I guess that's hard when he left/died

Hate should have no home on our website dedicated to cyberstalking the mentally handicapped

We can offer it a hotel tho.

Power users are faggots that want to feel special. If you have more posts or upstickers than the admin of a website, you're probably a faggot. If your posts per day is in excess of x2-3 and you don't help run the place, you're probably a faggot. If you lurk on tranny discords or secret chats, to talk about the forum you post on, you're probably a faggot.

This is the most important line in your post. Fuck power users.

So what I understand from this is that we should all do psychedelics and hold hands.

So when you do leave--and everyone leaves at some point (we never were here forever)--you better have a good alternative. You better have lost a hundred pounds and gotten your wife, kids, house and 40 acres with a mule. You better be living a good healthy life and going to church gatherings and drinking beer with friends. You hear me? If you vanish from the Internet and leave us only with memories as everything disintegrates you better be making memories of your own irl. I don't want to hear about some American dying of a heart attack in the Balkans and see your face in an obituary. You hear me fagit? You live a happy, changed and fulfilled life if you leave us or I'm gonna kick your ass

I think you're doing great, Josh. Even if you're a fat racist.

Are you the same as "Dynastia" and why don't you have an orbiter tag?

you're overdosing on schizojuice.

It's an idea that doesn't really take into consideration anything and doesn't solve any problems.

Yes but every single one of those users are here for one of the following reasons.

1. Seething about niggers
2. Seething about trannies
3. Cyberbullying the mentally disabled
4. Furry-on-Furry harassment campaigns
5. Trying to make friends with people engaging in any or all of the above

I realise we all have other interests too but you can't realistically expect a community full of seething racist swearyboys to discuss gardening and Russian literature and dieting tips without somebody honking about how the Jews are brainwashing racemixers to destroy white society on every second or third page, and advertisers kind of have a problem with stuff like that.

Don't be a suckass, or at the very least suck the ass of somebody who matters.

Amy Lee from the gothic rock band Evanescence

I've decided you're interesting.

On Null's podcast he tries to talk about gardening but usually ends up talking about black prison rape. I don't know how or why it ends up there, but it does.

Don't lie to us, we know that when you close your eyes at night all you can see is feminine moustaches, pasta fazool, animated hand gestures and thick black cocks sliding into Kyle Rittenhouse to the sensual crooning of Frankie Sinatra.

The only place in Europe where it was ever a common practice was Russia, in the press cell

All male feminists are experts at rape.

He made a pretty legit zombies mod called Zombies Are People, Too.

Trying to equate it to actual rape is insulting.

I didn't take this pic but it was all that remained after Josh tried to erase all the evidence of his pedigree off the lower case i -internet.

Ironic thirstposts still get you banned.
I know from experience.

But nooldoggo humping your leg should be a moment of prideful reminiscence

The wrong Stand By Me kid died.

 

[SCSI]

Truly, it is only a fool who doubts a lagomorph's assessments on sexual topics.

 

[Meat Target]

Where can I download the burglary app?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Has Kengle posted anything more than that? Not that I don't trust the guy but the motherfucker boils hamburgers.

Do we know that this is even a true story, or did someone impersonate Barb and send Chris a letter saying "GELP I'M DYING"?

Welcome to the chronicles of the worst mistake ever birthed. Here's your complimentary cum chalice and broken sex doll.

Uncut snufflelufugus gang gang!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

fucking based lol i hope those awesome yellow dudes make some motion picture books with women that have big bosoms they should call it hmmmmmm hentai

I'm just really glad MacArthur was a weeb

 

[Law]

So he's an am hole who begs for money like am hobo so he can afford toys for his am hoard to distract himself from being am hopeless, because he's am horny but his genitals are am horror and he looks like am hobgoblin with the hairstyle of am horse, and his brain is so am hollow that he now believes he's am hound? Holy fucking shit, if I laugh any harder I'll get am hernia and need to go to am hospital

Yes I know it's long, and not everyone here is in the Cult of Kevin, but this was some funny shit.

 

[Hitman One]

He’s a dog now guys

Something about Kevin tweeting about dogs makes me seriously question how much more of this I can take.

Dear god I really hate wedge

 

[nekrataal]

We’ll never understand the struggles of a cosplay martyr

 

[KiwiFuzz]

No, I just can't believe he has the mental capacity to form the "it's okay if I rape this dog because I'm a dog too" "defense"

 

[Mal0]

I was about to hit that like the fist of an angry god, but his butt wasn't as perfectly round as some camwhore's so I decided to jerk off instead

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I'd say that was taken out of context, but I'd be lying.

 

[Penis Drager]

he used meth to clear up his lungs/sinuses from smoking pot

 

[Cats]

@L50LasPak

 

[Hitman One]

lets hurry up and get you some estrogen and a miniskirt before you kill yourself

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

A PVC pipe half-filled with lead shot helps; it's what the hole in the middle of pool noodles are for.

i might start peeing standing up just to rag on them that you don’t need to mutilate your vag to do it

I'm mad at the internet. I'm doing the fucking Kermit flail over here.

Struggling to orgasm? Spritz your nipples.

If this is even real, it's also a lie because you can't nullify your asshole.

Thanks gender nonsense!

Chocolate flavoured navy! Cwc approved. Taste the Goddess.

I dont want some dumb bitch spiting on my floor while trying to get it out of her mouth.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Is it rape if the husband is there jacking off?