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[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

It's like a time capsule of bad choices.

In reference to political bumper stickers but honestly a good way to describe this site.

 

[Hitman One]

SEX: sometimes but it’s really painful

PROFESSION: Mxtress

I swear to god if you contact any of my real family I will fucking tell twitter that you touched me when you put me under.

SIGNATURE: Kathryn “Transsalamander” Gibes (over 10k Twitter followers) PayPal.com/transsalamander kofi.com/transsalamnder

Extremely quotable post @Trigger Me Timbers

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Dog march them to public white race traitor slave markets and make the observation and purchasing available to ALL RACES.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

From this article https://kiwifarms.ru/threads/how-otherkin-are-celebrating-christmas.108622/

‘In my own case I can’t be open about my kintype at any time of the year because I’m what’s called a Spiritual Otherkin and the times I have tried to explain a bit about what I believe, my religious mom gets extremely upset and says hurtful things.
‘Only my mother really knows I don’t identify as human, the rest of my family is pretty closed-minded – old-fashioned, if you please – about anything that isn’t in the realm of amatonormativity. And seeing oneself as other goes against “normal” standards both physically and relationship-wise in their eyes. But that doesn’t effect our interactions or the holidays really, it’s just annoying when LGBTQA rights come into the conversation.

‘I have been told by outsiders that I am deranged, delusional and a mentally ill child looking for an escape from reality and trying to make myself special. When in reality I’m a fairly well adjusted 30 year old, well aware of my reality with no delusions about who I am as a human.

‘Being delusional would imply that I believe what isn’t true – that I AM the creature I wish to be. I am human, I know that. Much like being gay (which I am) I couldn’t help this and didn’t choose this. It chose me.’

‘I’m elfkin, specifically a Galadhrim, and would like to celebrate the winter solstice and/or Yule, but my parents would disapprove of going against their traditions and beliefs. Weirdly enough, we don’t go to church. I don’t even know if they’re necessarily Christian-aligned, but their beliefs are.

‘I’m legally an adult but still dependent on them to an extent. They’ve screamed at me for being atheist, and I do like our Christmas traditions even though I’d like to create my own.

‘I may not ever tell them I’m otherkin, for my own wellbeing. If they can’t accept my lack of belief, they likely won’t accept my elvish identity.

‘This isn’t just a choice or a part of the furry fandom, even if there may be some overlap. Nothing against the furry fandom, and I’m part of it, but my otherkin identity is not connected to that.’

We identify as otherkin. Specifically, divinekin/alienkin. We’re spiritually kin – we were born as an elf on another world, killed, then brought back to be an angel, then fell, became a fallen angel, then killed another deity and thus became a deity. Fun times. Our otherkinity does not tie into our OSDD (other specified dissociative disorder).

‘Personally, we’re already as open as we can be. We don’t hide it, although neither do we walk up to someone and say “HI WE’RE OTHERKIN”. If someone asks, we’ll tell them, that’s it.

‘Otherkin are just folk. We all celebrate Christmas in different ways, like everyone else. Some don’t celebrate it, some only give gifts, some have different foods, some get mad that it was (potentially) stolen from the Pagans, some use different decorations – we celebrate just like others.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I don't need eyes. I've seen enough.

These people are into some sick shit.

I have several questions.

America is the best country in the world because even the men are D-cups.

 

[Autistic Joe]

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

“PATIENT WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER BOYFRIEND LAST NIGHT AND A VIBRATOR WAS PLACED IN HER VAGINA IT IS STILL VIBRATING AND IS STUCK”

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It also ignores that maybe bitch should get her own job, make her own money, and buy her own mansion, and maybe date a guy who isn't a weird fetish surgeon.

I have an idea for an RPG where I'm a real beautiful women, Bernie won the election and those STUPID TRANSPHOBES at work dont misgender me EVERY SINGLE DAY. Please support me on Kickstarter.

Remember when he said he was sniping looters from atop of the Superdome during Hurricane Katrina, on orders from the US government?

FTM is my favorite to laugh at. That sad wiener flopping around. It's great.

 

[Meat Target]

Maybe so, but something about him raping his mother while calling himself Jesus just seems really off to me.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Why is it always Mormons?

Use those good social and communication skills Mr Priest. Instead of throwing meaningless accusations at me about flaws and mental problems actually explain why you said that.

 

[Blackhole]

You can't fake the funk on a nasty dunk and you can't break the buck if you're a cumskin cuck.

"Dr. Sarg'N, you aren't as smart as you think you are." said Richard Spencer during the rectal exam.

you fucking lying jesuit goblin beagle butchering brooklynite science pope piece of shit

 

[nekrataal]

The above poster cucked me. fuck you you double nigger now people are going to spam this post with alarm clocks.

 

[SCSI]

I’d piss so hard on this wop cuntfuck’s tombstone that the 5,000 PSI jet of incandescant piss would carve through granite-marble mix like a laser.

I swear if I had the opportunity I would crash this bastard’s funeral service, squat atop the casket and unleash a Cronenbergesque, nightmarish hell-vision of a turd upon him.

Fucking knifeable scumcunt.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

One of the main things I’ve learned over the past year and a half is that “style guide” is basically a code word for propaganda.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If society had the balls to remove pedophiles via woodchipper, we would have no need for autistic e-drama like this.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Methinks its a desperate fujo's (that looks closer to a soft butch lesbian rather than a girly gay guy even with T) fantasy fulfilment of some hawt bishie wanting to play put the pickle in the poop pipe with her just like in them yaoiz she read as a gawky nerdy 12 year old in her cartoon which is nothing but wish fulfilment.

God I love /x/. Crazy or larp, they're fun.

Killed a man mid-ejaculation and the demon seed ends up making posts on 4chan. The power of autism can overcome even the strongest of LARPs.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to jerk off to my picture book of Le Corbusier's summer cottage.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Dyn you're a nigger? I'm so sorry for you. Is there a cure?

 

[Law]

It probably also helps that you have hobbies other than video games and masturbating.

 

[Bec]

If I had a nickel for every fat black furry artist that turned out to be a dramawhoring weirdo, I'd have like, five nickels. Which isn't a lot, but that's odd that it happened that many times.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Why in the holy fuck did the "are you getting a vaccine" thread turn into an argument about raping teenagers?

Because that whole thread's full of people who just want to inject suspicious things into children

"Why in the holy fuck did the *fill in the blank* thread turn into an argument about raping teenagers?" is kind of the way Kiwi Farms operates.

Counterpoint: the people with good genes (big smart, like me) didn't get the vaccine, and the people with bad genes (big stupid, you) who got the vaccine will get killed by some kind of dead-space esque flesh virus mutated from the vaxx tumors and we will enter a golden age of peace and prosperity like Hitler said we would