random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Return of the Freaker]

The fuck is a Womynx? Is that a town in Poland?

 

[Meat Target]

If I don't get Khazar milkers soon then I'm not fighting in your wars.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I just read all 1742 pages over the last few months, and I've come to a conclusion:

Boogie is fat.

 

[Meat Target]

This is unnecessarily homoerotic ngl

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“Well I have no proof and I’m not going to listen to more than 2 min of curled poster fat kid.”

@MirnaMinkoff

 

[Pissmaster]

After getting in the car, he sticks his head out the window, looked me in the eye, and smiled while shouting, "Don't dox my car!"

Here is a picture of his license plate.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Once again the internet stumbles into ancient occult practices through the power of horny.

 

[PhoBingas]

If you're not mad enough to feast on the still-warm entrails of your enemies, you're not really mad.

 

[ScooterL]

He had anal sex with a horse quite frequently, but yeah, his last encounter killed him

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I was going to post that quote

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

if you dont pick this for the winner OP I will go to the bathroom on you.

asian women look like pugs and i've never been able to understand yellow fever

Slobber mutt does not like pure-(in)bred pugs it seems…

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I don't understand any of what is happening in that picture and I'm very grateful for that.

I was going to post that quote

 

[Happy Fish]

Nuclear power isn't dangerous. Ukrainians are just too stupid to boil water.

 

[Sundae]

It doesn't take that much work to get the pearl out of an oyster. Plus you can cook and eat the oyster afterwards. My life is just a big bag of shit someone left on the shelf in the auto parts section at Walmart.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Show some respect for the Araneae order; at least their chelicerae are functional, useful and not created from shredded penis.

Behind my eyelids I see the diseased and festering mound. I pace the floor to and fro with heavy strides, as if excited to fury by the observations of the Farmers — but the amhole steadily festers. Oh God! what can I do? I foam — FUCK fuck NO NO fuck NO fuck, I swing the chair upon which I have been sitting, and grate it upon the keyboard, but the Amhole festers all over and continually decreases in depth … shallower — shallower — shallower!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I did not expect to read those words in that order when I got up this morning.

 

[Hitman One]

I hate trannies so much

All of this is extremely gay somehow

What, you don't remember when Hitler found Friedrich Ebert's post-humous cringe tweets and cancelled him?

 

[Wakko Warner]

"I got it! How about we make an episode composed entirely of vulgar humor, while also inventing an awesome dance move that will endure throughout the ages! Wouldn't that be RADICAL?!"

 

[Meat Target]

That man ripped his nutsack in half with a power drill and still has a better understanding of geopolitics than anyone in twitter

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"I entered the friendzone but all I found was enemies"