random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

[Pay no mind to the inherent potential irony of this post]

 

[Ken Barlow]

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

I can safely say I have never in my life seen a worse collection of sad, miserable faggots.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Ethan Klein still filming his face trying to escape?


Nigga needs pills


More pills, less pills, whatevs

faggotry is a vicious vortex of genetic dead endism, that will entrap as many lives as it can

 

[Mr Bunny]

Why yes, I'm schizophrenic and no, you can't do anything about it.

 

[Cats]

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Because muslims.

 

[CatParty]

Diane was scared he'd male-ejaculate if he tried.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

No one weeps for the stooges of the Gangster Computer God.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

We need to go back to just the three Rs, under penalty of being flogged with a gator hide in the middle of town square.

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gonna get fucked in my fistula
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[Open Window Maniac]

The man is shitting his vagina.

 

[JustSomeDong]

my favorite type of quim- just a thick, meaty mess that looks like Bill Murray’s mouth in Caddyshack

 

[SCSI]

Knowing the Japanese i am 100% sure there was a guy who put his dick in the buildings while screaming about the Bushido.

 

[Aunt Carol]

salt is good, i use it for cellular ion transfer type shit

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

If I'm forced to pick which one to be fucked with, and I mean FORCED, I'm going to go with the hair over the possibility of recently shaved bristly stubbly sandpaper tube routing your internal plumbing like a fuckin auger.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Yeah i'm trans, i'm a Ginyusexual where I pose randomly and fight epic battles for Lord Freiza.

 

[Meat Target]

Those lyrics just scream “I have a basement, I just need a ruse to get you in it”

I've never debated someone who's living in another dimension, and my interdimensional etiquette is far from polished.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Except I don't remember Dr Claw shitting himself or Skeletor fucking his own mum.

And I want you to make me some nachos. Looks like we're both going to be disappointed tonight.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

If you're reading this, hi mom ❤

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I have mixed feelings and can not decide between Feels and Islamic Content

 

[Meat Target]

And is single clapping faggot handedly responsible for environmental devastation with all the fast food bags, wrappers and assorted waste he causes with his gorging. I can't even imagine how many animals have died just to feed him. Not to mention the amount of dung he's shot out of that enormous ass of his. His toilet must be begging to be executed.