random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Open Window Maniac]

Every time I see 'Peter Coffin' I think of Peter Griffin and am instantly disappointed by no "'memba the time" moments.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

 

[Cats]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Communities who loudly proclaim that privilege is the only sin, and will happily send the rest of us to die for the sake of a hashtag, find themselves staring death in the face for the very first time, and then suddenly, miraculously, turning around, trying to ride their own fucking privilege like it's the last chopper out of Saigon.

The world is full of terrified, spiteful, immoral people, and it shows.

I can not think of any kind of healthy brother-sister dynamic that involves talking about your dick.

*during thanksgiving*

All Troons must die. All troons must die and all troons must be memoryholed, It is the only way to stop the Autogynephilic Gangrene from spreading. All Autogynephile Troons are Irredeemably Evil as a result of their Grooming of Children and Harassment of and Violence against the Brave Women who oppose them.

Isn't calling people hon a micro aggression or something

first fart
soon poo

Do you want to piss off a city known for flammable rivers?

What lucky gal had the pleasure of ramming his dick into amhole's mouth?

'I showed you my amhole, please respond'

It's the American dream to work your entire life so you can retire and have a couple of ok years before being murdered by a wagie who will one day grow up to be in your shoes. Granted, you probably murdered some old fuck while you were a wagie as well, you just didn't know about it.

They say cocaine makes you horny. Most cocaine comes from South America. And now we have a Latino man passionately releasing his load into another man. Coincidence? I think not.

Too humid and lots of bugs.

I'd rather do heroin than transition. It's leagues better for you than trooning out.

perhaps the real TERFs are the SRS surgeons we met along the way

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

If I lived in Britain I would be stockpiling pussy right now.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

So for me there is zero chance of that ever happening. I stalk for love.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Omg, it's just like Ike used to say on my heckin radio.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If you're craving chicken nuggets then you have failed at life.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I AM FARTÜNG OUT OF MEIN AMHOLE

Troon 1: I'm farting out of my Amhole! I'm miserable & want my penis back!

Troon 2: But have you thought about super duper mega hyper explosive orgasms?!

I'd say it's entirely understandable. Prolonged exposure Jack's aura just causes your genitals to malfunction. Why else would Geoff have erectile dysfunction?

it really is just agp all the way down huh

Amholes give me phantom penis pain to look at.

@Phil Ken Sebben Look man, sometimes you get the nuggie sweats. The nuggie sweats that only disgusting gloop that's more chemical than chicken cruelly pressed into the shape of dinosaurs can satisfy.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Overused Nietzsche quote
"He who fights mobsters, must take care not to become a monster: he who gazes into abyss long enough find gazing finds abyss reaching out"

 

[Sicklick]

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This is honestly Joe Biden's fault. This is literally what happens at his speeches:

Reporter: "Hey Joe Biden, what is your name Joe Biden?"

Biden: "Poe Jiden."

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Bam! You just got Zelensky'd. Now suck on The Cock of Kiev.

 

[Haffhart]

And even if you like spinach, you could still be criticized for not liking it in the right way.

 

[RealMuthaForYa]

This milk is blue and it tastes funny.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Shit like this is why I left my beer hipster phase behind and became an upstanding regular alcoholic.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I support cutting everyone's genitals and tits off. Men, women, normie, autistic, trans or not. Off with it. Not negotiable

 

[Open Window Maniac]

All the king's horses and all the king's men can't put franny traggot's fabricated faux-pussy back together again.

 

[Meiwaku]

A labia you can wear like a hijab.

How could they do that to me? Edge is all I have left

There isn't even actual intelligence. Why do you believe in artificial intelligence? All there is is simulated retardation.

The only time he showed any real emotion was when Hope made him feel bad about his dick size.

Ok wait Hol’ up.

Tranny Mc Puffy Lips is a Christian?

Fuck me that’s a lot to unpack.

"And when you look back, you'll have won your vagina through blood sweat and tears. And that's kind of badass, you know?"

Kevin should apply for a patent for his neovagina and then sell it to the Goodyear Tire Company.

perhaps the real TERFs are the SRS surgeons we met along the way.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

pale and dead stick-on-dick;
for Ayden, and for Blayden!

 

[PhoBingas]

I'm sure someone who sniffed less glue as a child could elaborate further.