random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Anne Hyroe]

From based homophobe @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg for Pride month:

Realize that the "LGB cause" has always been spearheaded by transgender people and now that you have achieved the right to fuck the gender of the person you want to fuck, you're jumping in with your former enemies to deny us the right to self determination and body autonomy, while you go right on spreading STIs with your indiscriminate , unprotected anal sex.

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

I think the graph of Jim ryan showing how Playstation is beating out Hotpot threw some people through a loop,

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

This is a heartwarming story. Someone figured out how to say "Fuck the president" in a way that made an autistic child smile. I hope he does well in life

 

[Penis Drager]

Please stay on topic. I am trying to seriously find out how effective my new redpill method is.

Is this entire horse thing just a joke that I don't get?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm wondering what in God's name they're expecting it to squirt.

 

[Altera]

Unlike Chris, Graeme does not seem to believe his Pony OC, Cybergamer, is real. So it's unlikely any trolls could convince him that Cybergamer is in any danger.

 

[Autistic Joe]

They killed my daughter, they killed my son, they want me make me out to be a bad mother, which I'm not. I'm single and have 10 kids.

 

[Green Man]

Hey Vito I have the solution to your cats pissing allover your bed. Stop being so fucking fat, your fat sweat is what attracts them.

 

[Five or Six Stores]

I was going to search through my troon academic texts folder but it's at 1500+ files right now

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Are you trying to recreate the great wall of China with that textwall? Shut the fuck up.

Imagine going through years of college, eventually getting a psychology degree just to counsel a 'racoon femboy'.

I think maybe some people need to stop thinking of the children.

It's a fucking forum. STOP TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY.

When I first started coming here I saw a newfag get doxed for being gay. It was the most terrifying and entertaining thing I ever saw. It also encouraged me to lurk for seven months.

Me: [explains and shares content for next 30 mins]

Dad: This bitch crazy!
Elderly Cousin: [stuck in confusion as to how a woman can be a puppy]

He wants to fuck primary colors and the shapes from his toddler shape matcher toy because hes autistic wasn't a take I was ready to process today. But honestly you may have hit the nail on the head.

Screencap from some old Blockland faggot named Iban:

 

[Tasty Tatty]

 

[snailslime]

 

[SCSI]

fucking dumbasses, who the hell licks dollar bills?

"Feed him to the tortoise, Heraldo."

Oh my god Slappy is a cannibal.

You are what you eat!

(Clipped from a Github meltdown by Phil for all to enjoy.)

Lock it. Lock it now. This is the friendliest message I'm going to send, while I look for ways to get OP banned from Github for gross social misconduct. I imagine that "owner of bots universe" might be enough to get that account tagged as a bot, who knows how many communities across however many repositories that person just bothered across all of Github.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Corissa needs to take breaks, but not always for a snack. Sometimes she needs a break to take mixed company nudes--especially when toddlers or children under the age of 10 are present.

Math is a great starting point for anything engineering or code related. It’s the jump to castrating the mentally ill that seems an odd career move.

It's like God said just give her a huge J Lo Ass and then got drunk and put it on the wrong side.

 

[I am vomit]

The Man has never even felt a dog penis in his tyrannical grip, maaan.

we got a black guy posting on a neo con website that makes him a nigger

and a native doing the same thing, a forest nigger

sad world to be surrounded by cowards and rats

Hey @ispsychiatryascam is your favourite dinosaur the Rapetosaurus?

You don't need to go spelunking in the Barbussy to find Chandler navy when a quick walk to the freezer is far easier.

It's like if Jesus went and told his apostles that he just sucked off a dog to prove some weirdass point.

I agree with the faggot here, robots aren't going to ever actually rule the world because meat is just too efficient.

Alex can I suckle on your nipples? I thirst for your milk babygirl

It's always the fellas who dress up as wolves or wear ladies underpants that're noncin' shit up. I've seen it happen too many times now.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Don't threaten the Japanese with a good time.

Watch them carefully calibrate the diet for maximum anal effectiveness... then include a serving of asparagus with every meal.

It looks like a tiny Hitler moustache.

Into the gaping cavity, they empty packets of catsup from the drive-thru. The mixture of blood and catsup ("red sauce") marinates the spicy meatballs" (pus-globules formed around the sutures).

Both troons and Marines like to waste my tax dollars, so there's also that.

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please wear sunscreen at pride.

 

[Pee Cola]

Nothing says sarcasm like losing yourself into a 6-month long gay op

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I can't tell you how many times I have been in a store and had to ask myself "Is that fat chick not wearing pants?"

I'm going to start licking street dollars

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Someone sent me a shock video back in like 2014 (okay not really a shock video but like a tumblr post or porn site or something I can't remember which.) of a FTM with two of the surgeries done, it had the clit one and the flesh tube one both and was jerking them both off and I'm still so confused as to why anyone would do that to themselves but I guess an actual two for one with your genitals is a thing.

Look, if you're going to grab that girl by the hair, thrust your cock in her mouth and tell her to suck it like a whore then clearly she needs to be picking the sutures out of her teeth for that real man penis experience.

It’s lesbo city on here nowadays I swear

You can tell they're genuine PC gaming enthusiasts by all the PC building tools they have in the background

 

[SevenEightNine]

From @Shark Senpai in chat:

Thank god we had Flamenco turn out to be a pedo. It was the best way to get Ralph to fight Ghost