random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[PhoBingas]

At this point, I'm pretty convinced that the fediverse is like your friend's tree house. You can chill there, look at playboys, and drink his dad's beer, but as soon as you talk about his sisters tits, you get kicked out.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Even if you re-registered, you are still a newfag, and I will reeeeeeee at you

Give me the ropeu oldfag senpai

His dad loved him so much he fucked him in the ass and made him a weird, sad tranny.

I have woken up in literal other countries with no idea how I got there, but time travel is a first for me.

And I have to ask - which one of you Hemmingways wrote this?

You noticing things is really inconvenient to our narrative.

Jews don't exist, it's all in your imagination. Theres no such thing as jews.

Personally I like the extremes. I enjoy flat fucking bitches or some double Ds to motorboat. Regular sized titties just don't do it for me

Why cant you people just allow others to be happy? Sounds like to me this is just projection because you limp dicked incels cant even get bitches.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

a girl without a father is a dangerous thing especially with niggers in paris

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

California and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human species.

 

[GaryGray]

These are going to happen 20 times a day. Elon Musk is a conspiracy theorist and journalism denier. He undermines the 4th estate like a dimestore politician with $44,000,000,000. It’s up to journalism to do the work. Not his work.

https://nitter.it/DefenseBaron/status/1586883887891980289

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

All I know is now I want some evil candy made from evil.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

I called it Parks and Rectum and got a 30 day ban on Facebook.

 

[Meat Target]

The power of efficiency through spreadsheets has given us an abundance of uninspired crap.

"Well, cocaine and anthrax are the same because they are both white powders, right?"

 

[Table Country]

No matter how much you love your wife and how much you think she loves you, you always have to be prepared for this eventuality. Ideally by digging a hole in the woods.

Given that you're on Kiwi Farms, you're probably socially inept.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It's like a fairytale, except with more rape and niggers.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Sounds like something a child eater would say.

If there is even ONE transgendered cannibal out there, they better keep their head down for a while.

Really tho, I kind of want to dox Ben Collins' mom.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It's like a fairytale, except with more rape and niggers.

Nobodies stopping them from being happy apart from themselves.

I'm going to stop you from being happy by putting you into a septic tank

That crowd is scary to look at. Half dead half alive, merged into each other. Asian faces aren't helping either.

When they stopped posting high school softball scores and bible quotes I gave up on them.

Someone photoshop my little pony into this so that one guy can really empathize with this video.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I want my plant sperm.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Even then, there's probably someone willing to at least give ol' Sandpaper Tits McSharkmouth NoHoles a try or two.

 

[Meat Target]

Get so drunk you do dumb shit, blame the random creeper on the new zealandean agricultural website for getting you drunk, and oh no now I'm a rapist

 

[Mr Bunny]

he's fat, he's retarded, he's gay, he's gonna be a megastar in hollywood, mark my words

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

There are no bad facts, only bad uses for facts.

This one isn't so much because it's funny but because it's too good of a quote to pass up.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Some good ones from the judge in the case against Caroline Farrow, quoted here:

For someone who complains about harassment, visiting the website on which this alleged harassment is posted is not altogether easy to understand.

The Claimant told me, at the hearing, that she does not post on the KiwiFarms website “in any guise”.

However, the KiwiFarms Post is, in its terms unremarkable, particularly when compared by the surrounding posts of others.

 

[Disheveled-Human]

If the Christ fags keep crying and moralizing about technology I am gonna use the AI to depict jewish merchants using Jesus Christ as a toilet.

-Stable Diffusion thread about AI/Machine Learning generated artworks.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

 

[speedweed]

Brazil is a shithole and hopefully it burns down