random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Elim Garak]

The Daleks become ever more cunning in their attempts to EX-TERM-IN-ATE humanity as they adopt a plan of giving everyone heart disease.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

You're saying your wife doesn't let you stick the pp in her hooha? Because you got the thing to stick the pp in its hooha. And usually when a woman is lying in bed with her legs spread, she wants the pp in the hooha.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

EFF, you can prevent catching monkeypox and HIV by wearing plastic bags on your heads.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Just based on the thread title, I couldn't tell if this was suppose to be anti-putin from the west or pro-putin from the east.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If I weren't a dumbshit I'd say something about deteriorating microcirculation in the brain showing up in the dick first, like one of those turkey thermometers in reverse.

"Who is it, Fedposter?"
"It's Earl, sir."
"Jen, bring me my brown tactical paintball pants."

I'm going to have to be "that guy" here and ask, wouldn't a daily genocide eventually wrap up?

We got trooncicles yet?

but even if they put it in the right spot it would still look off because it's always ballsack skin or something and not mucosa and pink and moist.

Les Misérables Netflix reboot coming 2023

Edit: just realised that would make Kevin the bad guy so maybe not Netflix. I haven't thought this through

Don't forget to hit it with a branch first to check for wasps before you stick your dick in the hole.

 

[Hitman One]

I can't wait for this fucker to go blind

you SHOVEL FACED THWOMP CHINK RETARD

I am connected via based Saudi Arabia. Inshallah brothers, the tranny menace is no match for the might of Allah, praise be upon him.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Honestly that's all I've ever wanted. Fuck politics, fuck niggers, fuck kikes, fuck whites, fuck trannies, fuck capitalists, fuck communists, fuck EVERYONE. Just let me post.

 

[Big Nasty]

I rape donkeys in hell and set hookers on fire. You don't scare me and you can fuck off. AMERICA

 

[NerdShamer]

Dude you haven't seen anything yet. Come visit the Cuesed Doujin thread for all your PETA approved hentai courtesy of @NerdShamer

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cursed-doujin-thread.76142/post-13036914

...and the entire purpose of this comment is to warn readers to not visit the Cursed Doujin thread, not even out of curiosity

 

[Table Country]

Artists DESERVE starvation.

Except for the ones I like.

Those ones may eat.

Ah, the Medici patronage model. May it return sooner rather than later.

 

[Moths]

Look, I've jacked off at Joe's Crab Shack too, but at least I didn't write an essay about it.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Lol he's never heard of Russell Brand

 

[JustSomeDong]

When you are riterarry going brind, staggering about in a benzo ragehaze, and you got half your clobber covered in dog hair and consent accident goo, you go through crothes pretty fast and it’s best to buy 50c shit from the thrift store - spending thousands on DDos means budgeting is important- why expend on what you can’t even see?
This is what’s called the mirrionaire mindset. You wouldn’t understand.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This man doesn't need to be arrested, he needs a jumpsuit, a ramp and a crowd.

In other words they will cry about it.

i want to consent accident your profile picture @SandyCat

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

From @SamanthaPrater



"What part of my comments means that it is okay to compare me to a MALE for one, for two, I AM NOT TRANS.

I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR TRANS TARGETS AT ALL.

I'M FEMALE.

CIS GENDER.

MY VAGINA IS NATURAL DAMMIT."

Lmao

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I don't have a super good grasp of criminal law, but can someone explain to me how this isn't wire fraud on a massive scale?

 

[MrJokerRager]

Russia is a security threat because it does not do what we tell them simple as.

 

[Table Country]

*Drake meme*

Show bobs and vagene?

No, become bobs and vagene.

How do you think Zach feels about the fact that the coat rack looks more like a woman to the filter than he does?

This guy is literally demanding more rakes for him to accidentally step on.

 

[Elim Garak]

I'm sure a maimed hand + bacterial infections for the rest of your life is worth it for the joy of being to pee all over your own dick and balls.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Conclusion: Chimpanzees evolved from black people.