random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Counterfeit Obol]

Little do they know they're playing into our hands. Now at last we have become the jews.

 

[Table Country]

Hands off my piss, glowies.

 

[Postal_Rat]

No one who wants to destroy their lives for my amusement is my enemy.
Rackets has real enemies, and they ain't here.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I know animals very well because I watch a lot of furry art.

 

[Meat Target]

You didn't think I was serious when I said toasters had goyim detection units and exploded as reparations for the holocaust did you?

Shitposting is not the answer, it is a question. And the answer is YES.​

 

[Argrabius]

"Yes, yes, this piece of software is a stunning technical achievement, and extremely useful, but let's not forget what's really important. What do you think about guys who fuck each other in the asshole?"

 

[I'm Retarded?]

 

[Chongqing]

it's so gross to see him gleefully tweet about his girlfriend being molested to try to own a guy on Twitter. Again.

 

[Ken Barlow]

Remember, the Kiwi Farms never dies if it lives on in our hearts.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Call me a normie, but murder is wrong.

Spraying them with male sperm doesn't actually help them.

We are living in a very gay and depressing early cyberpunk age right now

Explain plurals in the same terms as the Tranch's true and honest transgender identities, and it puts the Tranch in the position of either disavowing their previous claims and losing face with other troons and furries, or confirming their pluralism and losing the support of some of the people with jobs as they try to explain how a nonverbal toddler in an adult body should have access to a rifle.

Goodbye alpacas
I'm flying over you
Goodbye alpacas
I said oh no troon

Nothing like a nice ride; lets the passengers think about things, heh, heh.

Daily reminder that rubber ducky noises don't constitute "speech", much less "free speech".

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Another emissary from Planet Look At Me bursts onto the stage in the Quirkiest Way Possible.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I kind of always assumed I was screaming into the void, not like that has ever stopped me in life. Voids need screaming into. Builds character.

 

[Markass the Worst]

I don't believe you. Even if you did "paint" it yourself, it's so obviously an AI-prompted design that it doesn't matter. If you really are a "serious" artist, then you need to find a different style, because A) no one is going to believe when you say it's not AI, and B) the AI can do better in seconds what might take you hours. Sorry, it's the way of the world.

 

[Table Country]

PPP will knock up a horse and move to Mexico, a few years after his breakup with Warski and the release of his sex tape where he eats shit out of a cat's anus.

Godwinson will be Andy's co-host, where they alog PPP. He'll have a sad story about how it was very cold in the Royal Palace, because its so big and drafty.

And in a Serbian apartment complex, a young man prepares himself for the long journey that is set before him. He rearranges an overturned slice of pizza; the pepperoni slices are manually fixed back into place, the Slice of the Sektur has been reforged. By whom it shall be wielded is an answer which remains outside of my sight.

The line of autists is fading, but yet still there remains hope.

He's more couch than ma'am at this point.

Stellar Pat going from Gay Giant to White Dork

You will be a real white person. You have light skin, you have European heritage, you own a lawn mower.

 

[AbyssGazer]

"The book calls multiple women to account for their appropriation of butts, which are understood to belong metaphorically if not literally to black women."

From https://kiwifarms.net/threads/is-it-racist-to-like-big-butts.142862/

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

One of the few good things from fighting globohomo wars in sandboxes for the past 20 years is I have about 5-6 close friends from the service who wouldn't let me debase me like that and 2-4 who would help me bury a cunt wife who tried this shit.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I was 19, autistic, retarded...

 

[Coelacanth]

From @Sugriva in the SneedChat:

I thank god every day that I was not born in Canada

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

I made NO statement claiming I was jacking to "virtual child porn" I stated I had it.

 

[Meat Target]

"food supply" and "Africa" are synonymous to him.

How are you going to explain to your grandma that you're the reason some sweaty mouthbreathing ape keeps calling her up asking what her vagina looks like?