random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[𝓡𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓽𝓸𝓷]

@Amber Turd You have one play that can own me, and it aint the gender reveal you fucking degenerate and we both know that.

Source

 

[Meiwaku]

Holy shit I hope that bit with the box of syringes in the STALKER video was a joke.

>black woman has baby
>transitions to male
>abandons baby

“The flower of my phallus opened as my manly loins pushed for the rainbow ecstasy I had yearned for since boyhood”

Forced to be a janny, truly a fate worse than death.

6. Are you going away.
No, and my moderator retirement thing got a "no". Am I upset about this? Yeah, but I get the reasoning.
I will not ban anyone. I will only merge and move posts, and approve new ones. If you're banned it's someone else.

Did poor granny need redpilling or do you guys just look at gore together for bonding time?

Horny people without exception are the dumbest people on the internet in terms of their behavior.

Man some people won't even throw out chicken bones or parmesan rinds because you can still use them to make soup. Meanwhile this nigga just threw out a whole dick he was still using to have sex.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

[1] - That smile screams "I have chloroform and an erection."

[2] - No one should be British on purpose.

[3] - Just do Meth for 60 days. It’s a fun way to lose weight;

[4] - This thread is clearly controlled opposition

[5] - If you fuck your dad at least you'd be achieving dominance

[6] - Is there anything in particular in this thread that would be useful to me in filing against the government for allowing this sewer to exist at all?

 

[yydszmiteg2]

I would take her to the hotel and passionately kiss her as I insert my penis into her disintegrating vagina.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

 

[Sneeds]

>I spread my ass cheeks for @Null
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for @Null
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please @Null
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my account with good boy points
>My dad walks in
>@Null looks him deep in the eyes and says, "@Dynastia just doxed you and your entire family tree"
>@Null leaves through my window
@Null is love, @Null is life.

you'll never get another job in showbusiness

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Wow thanks, I totally came here to jack off to anime girls.

 

[Pee Cola]

How the fuck so you get raped by a butter knife? Did someone just stick it up your ass and stir it around like a Nutella jar?

 

[Table Country]

fun history fact: David has a little pee-pee because he's scared.

white people are better at everything including being retarded.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

sometimes it actually makes me laugh from a retard saying context matters when you say nigger but don't make fun of my whore girlfriend.

 

[Sprate Header]

sadly you can't stream nikocado's asshole to youtube

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

Nobody is scared of a fat cockless hunchback retard.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I'll be calm when Null do the right thing and own up to his mistakes, i don't care if i get insulted, i do that to myself every day for being a stupid retard who is a waste of flesh.

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

Couldn't they redrill a vag and use the old rotdog to line the neovag?

Edit: clarification

You can leave out the edit.

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

>FUCK YOU, LOOK AT MY ROSEBUD
@Thomas Eugene Paris

 

[Mannibal]

> I just shot up a brothel, join my OnlyFans
lol

Presumably, he passed away from secondhand embarrassment.

Nobody learns this kind of stupidity, it's bred.

Because I’m willing to bet the government has more pressing issues than investigating some fat YouTuber.

Friend, if there is ever a place where you don't have to censor the name Hitler, it's here.

 

[Table Country]

My argument is that he's gay and retarded. He's also fat. That's not a strawman. That all comes from peer-reviewed research.

 

[Meat Target]

Now we need someone to publish "My Struggle-Cuddle" and the timelines will merge successfully

 

[Blackhole]

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is the only basis for a system of government.

Woop-woop
That's the sound of CBDC
Woop-woop
That's the sound of da beast

That rape wouldn't have been possible in the U.K. #justsayin

On that day Shane learned a valuable lesson... Never ask your autistic babysitter for chocolate spread when you're out of nutella.

Governor Youngkin has declared a state of barbussy emergency and called out the national guard to prevent any merge related disasters

can't wait for someone calling the cops because people are throwing bricks and eggs at a house while screaming about "gem" "coal" and "jacks"

>cops taze teen
>teen falls to the ground
>soyjak printouts spill from pockets

this feels like if a mental patient was tasked with inventing a completely new fictional internet culture from scratch

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm guessing in his grief he did the moronic thing and turned to discord trannies and sissy porn instead of the truly manly thing of whiskey and a shot gun.

This fat bastard is lying.

Requiem for a Hamburger.

No need to dig a mass grave if you already dug it and disguised it as something else.

Opiate addiction arc ho!