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[Meat Target]

Well, that's a rogue's gallery of parenting failures just in the naming department.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Zoosadism by Balenciaga

Dox zoosadists, shame zoosadists, roundhouse kick a zoosadist’s personal info into this thread, make zoosadists leave the internet, expose zoosadists to their frends and family, bully zoosadists into depression

What is she planning on doing with that? Clubbing seal pups to death?

Looking at this flesh horror for too long makes me uncomfortable. Its color, shape and how it's hanging between her legs is so disturbing. You look at it and know it's wrong & shouldn't exist.

Whoa doods, Mario Sunshine is a lot more masculine than I remember

Jesus, (played by Sonichu Prime) is seen here punching Satan (played by Jamsta Sonichu.)

Close, its anthropological designation would actually be that of the Roid clit

This is just a girl showing off her poon to a guy she likes. Its like a guy pretending to drink water just so he can flex his biceps. "Oh noo... I bent over in front of a guy i like, accidently showing him my ass."

Paul Blart: Mall Troon.

If it weren't for all the black guys, you'd think this was a Chechen wedding.

I’m loving Furry Christine Chandler Jesus Crucified.

All these rotdogs remind me of flesh atronachs from the Elder Scrolls series.

We don’t get nearly enough rainbows in the stinkditch.

Okay, fucking black Keffals over here pushing your goddamn "supplements" in the tranny thread of all places.

You can put a man on the moon, but you can’t put a man in a troon.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Others like tits, other ass, I just like M A T H E M A T I C S

 

[Meat Target]

But not powerful mutants like the x-men. I mean mutants like they crawled out of a grease trap filled with extra chromosomes.

 

[PhoBingas]

"Let's elbow drop this baby outta here", said the licensed medical doctor.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Who the fuck is buying thi... oh.

He's gotta divide it into the main 4 food groups, salmonella, e. coli, botulism, and clostridium. then break them down based on how many pounds of cheese you need per dish.

If I didn't know better sometimes I'd really think this is an intentional troll.

There's something to be said about the nature of this site and a faggot with an anime avater and trans meme debating the details of Christianity.

It’s gonna be hard to find another cow like Jack. He’s got the exact mix of deep lore, plainly obvious retardation and boomer/amerimutt stereotypes all in a package that’s easy to just laugh at without sperging out about it.

I swear to God I've seen a lot of disgusting weird shit on the internet over the years. But somehow... This is worse.

Perp walk!
Perp walk!
Perp walk!

Perpwalk! Perpwalk! Perpwalk!

Why does every new cow think they will be the magical moo that finally takes down the evil flightless bird agricultural community?

I said blacks. You know? The ones with cars. And jobs. And they PARTICIPATE in society?

My family album has a picture of my grandma in the 1930s wearing overalls while harvesting potatoes. Guess that meant she wanted to be a pooner.

those darn pests and their...donating to a child's brain cancer gofundme

...is there precedent for that level of incompetence?

Imagine being told you're an idiot by the one you're trying to defend. Ouch

I’m a neutral-party doodling retard and I can’t help who posts my PNGs or where.

Once a street shitter, always a street shitter.

But there are no heroes here, are there. It's just dead alpacas all the way down.

And those poly parents? They were ALL Albert Einstein.

as it turns out he omitted the photos of his shitty toilet and wadded up shit rags. Thought I’d be a fren and share them.

Sometimes, you look at things and go "man, that's cool", and that's all you need.

And yes, if you bought a CWC Coin, you definitely know that people pray to knicknacks - don't forget to honor yours tonight.

This is the result of being a professional neghole pozzer.

This is a very puzzling lolcow crossover, but it may produce some delicious milk.

I'd hit that midget puss in a heartbeat, cute face and minimal deformity.

I would have less qualms about getting with a midget bitch than with any of these girls, there's "petite" and then there's "getting the cops called on you every single time you leave your house with your girlfriend".

In a perfect world I would still have Jack kicked out of my post-scarcity, post-hunger arcology for his behavior.

the elite hacking known as 'signing up for a forum' is right at her level.

He is a midlife crisis, in human form. It's fascinating.

Stop calling the police on yourself, you dumb fat lummox.

"Hi telegram swatting service, my name is Patrick Tomlinson and I am a science fiction author. Please swat my address because I want followers on Twitter and it's a good way to sue the police."

Nothing gives off “fairy witch cottagecore vibes” like a mullet and horseshoe stache. Earl from the trailer park is such an uwu valid cutie

Please do carry on though. It's a joy watching overconfident retards like you stepping on rakes at every turn.

I actually know a good way to avoid being labeled a kiddy diddler by the law. It doesn’t work every single time, but 9/10 times, it would help people out immensely.
Stop fucking kids.

I doubt he'd risk getting sent to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison, and losing his kitchen sinks and hot Brazilian wife, just to troll some fat loser half a country away.

 

[Meat Target]

 

[Aunt Carol]

Simple--he won't be executed for sucking dick in Toronto.

Post troons or fuck off.

 

[Dr. Butt]

While the data on raping dead dogs is still out, it's extremely well documented that the greatest outcomes - both personally and societally - occur with children raised in culturally homogenous societies

 

[Aunt Carol]

Around goons, hide your wombs.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It really is remarkable that someone like Jackie, championing herself as a hero against the Alt-Right, literally belonged to a group called “The Gay Nigger Association“ what? A few years ago? It doesn’t even sound like that could be possible, yet here we are.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

as a visibly-jewish, neurodivergent non-passing trans woman, my relationship with kiwifarms is kind of like Picard’s relationship with The Romulans in ST:TNG

 

[Sprate Header]

I love the wombo combo of not just having a bookmark of the Annoying Orange Wiki, but also of a rat that had diarrhea

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I do have a bag of tangerines in the fridge but I'm not that dedicated to truth and internet stickers.

Looks like someone just lost a game of Nigger Jenga.

He got splinched while apparating and now parts of his neovag are missing.

Everyone knows there's a lot going on internally to keep a penis from just being pulled off by a rival Gayden in a street fight.

We didn't have this racial training shit in the 90s and 2000s bro i had so many fucking friends of every god damn race out there due to being a fucking American not in a solely white area it'd make the burger king kids club fucking blush the kinda fucking variety of friends i've had over the years. Still burned years later by my best bro from like the 4th or 5th grade doing a heel turn stealing my rare yugioh cards. Fuck that guy.

Pump kids heads full of racial divisionist shit and "white guy bad!" shit see what fucking happens. I think they know what's gonna happen but just don't care. The yugioh thing is completely unrelated to race training shit I just really fucking hate that little bastard.

Fricken Republicans, fricken kids, fricken Baron Harkonnen.

Based and Hankpilled

♪♫ One, two, Derek's coming for you ♫♪
♪♫ Three, four, better lock your car door ♫♪
♪♫ Five, six, your heart and drugs don't mix ♫♪
♪♫ Seven, eight, your breath will abate ♫♪
♪♫ Nine, ten, he'll kneel again ♫♪

 

[Spud]

Fuck that nigger KERMIT JIZZ he makes me so mad

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Its well known K-On leads to being a Nazi, not a troon.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Aaron Carter drowned after taking prescription pills and huffing compressed air. The Los Angeles County Medical Examiner ruled his death an accident. Carter was 34.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Why am I not surprised that MLP Furcadia would be the most islamic online environment for wayward genderspecial children to stumble into?

Holy congenital defects, Batman!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Please film yourself confronting the mailman in your pj's.

I never realised how much I enjoy the aesthetic of the dick helmet and veins until now.

 

[internet friend]

At that point, get a real job

May not be the funniest, but very applicable