random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Shiny Shroodle]

In 2010, I stole a 3lb bag of feta cheese.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Crazy hoes need love too.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

it's like a fucking robot running algorithms to determine if it should run rape.exe or not.

It'd be like trying to fuck some psycho woman you've known for years who has PTSD from being raped by niggers and you show up in blackface.

 

[Gentlebastard]

More homeless and welfare leeches should practice canadian healthcare..

YOU VILL TAKE ZEE METRO AND SIT NEXT TO THE FENTANYL SCHIZO COSPLAYING AS MICHAEL JACKSON OR ELSE!

... Now why does using trains to solve a surplus population problem seem familiar...

Sounds like that problem can be remedied by an Austrian of a different kind.

Throwing people into the water actually is a very Greek move. I hope they release the Kraken too.

"Tommy has come down bad with a case of full-blown AIDS, no school for him for a couple weeks."

I guess in a land of unemployed soy faggots the behammered man is king.

I have seen many naked old ladies and let me tell you, the average 75 year old woman (even with big ones) has less saggy boobs

It's fat and I would not have sex with it.

It's a shame that the "Captain Kutchie Key Lime Pie" bot \ autist no longer operates.

Fuck I missed you guys so much before my boomer ass found out about Tor.

I mean, it was a lot.

being a smug asshole online is these people's entire personality

I'm not even saying that to be edgy or spiteful.

I, for one, am saying this out of spite: I wish that a lot of them would just kill themselves, but unfortunately my wishes are rarely granted.

 

[Aspiring Artist]

This chick is either fucking crazy or this is some 5D underwater backgammon slander gayop.

It's always funny when troons talk about their post surgery bodies like they're naturally occuring objects. Like, the ancient primeval troons would wander the Serengeti until some affirming lions gored their bodies into alignment or something.

 

[Shard]

This is not a brag as having spice tolerance doesn’t mean anything. We all know that what makes a real man is his alcohol tolerance.

 

[Markass the Worst]

I preferred to be called a micro trollcow because A. I have very small relevancy and B. I like to troll a lot and be funny, thus making me a trollcow.

 

[Monolith]

It's me, I'm Gey Poope.

 

[Gentlebastard]

well ive been too busy with a new pitbull to train in the art of baby mauling ...

"You have to move your car with your feet!"
"No stalker, I yabba-dabba-don't."

Why bother when you can just hire a baby hitman off Tor.

I may be posting this from Tor right now, but at least I know the owner of the site isn't being spitroasted by trannies and kikes.

>when you bend over backwards for glowies and trannies and still get sued

Absolutely amazing. Next time someone suggests that Josh just play ball with the tranny freaks, I'm showing them this article.

For reference, the current top thread is just people posting dolphin porn.

Lizards just can't live in a 90% methane and watermelon atmosphere, they need oxygen.

 

[RACISM]

committing a sort of seppuku with dicks instead of swords.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

I would rather shove a body pillow up my ass than fuck a tranny (no homo).

The US used to spread Democracy™, now it's anal sex.

No niggers in Florida would be the best thing to happen to alligators this century...

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Kiwi Farms（ The official Chinese name 「 Sandwich Farm」）

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's amazing how this guy is so retarded he can't go two lines without making a giant fat fool of himself.

this man could have been a successful drywaller, maybe even a plumber, but unfortunately he either got too much or not enough meth.

"Do you like my tactical parasol, uwu?"

YAAAASS!!! My favorite predatory multinational corporate hegemony supports anal sex between men.

His forehead's still expanding into territory that should be held by his hair. The council has spoken and he has been deemed fat even then. Even when you could see his Adam's apple there's chins lying in ambush there, come on. Also cover your bitch tits, man, have you no shame?

The last MATI was like four-and-a-half hours, and I'm pretty sure like one-and-a-half of that was spent on people suggesting anime to you, that Megumin guy, and people asking you questions about anime.

Two-and-a-half were taken up by that stalker girl who wants to sit on your face sending you hundreds of dollars, and the remaining half hour was spent on lolcows. As it should be.

Do you like wheelchairs, trannies, and furries in your games? Do you like trannies and furries at your table? Do you think orcs and drow are racist? Is Gary Gygax racist? Is the Imperium of Man fascist? If not than you're not welcomed there

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

lol, I was born in 2004 pal. FYI: my birth date is 2004, March, 1st. I have experienced the golden age of the internet and I bet you haven't kek.

 

[Aspiring Artist]

Some Reddit faggot said:

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No because breathing and eating has no underlying narrative of white degradation.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

stop tagging me into your shit threads mongoloid

 

[Meat Target]

There's no more dedicated alog than a betrayed former believer.

Especially when the former believer was attracted to the principles supposedly touted by the group, only to find the principles were the equivalent of gold spraypaint on a turd the instant push came to shove and there was power to be grabbed.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Furries... well, I can't find any redeemable example.

Even for a MATI stream it was weird as fuck.

“Man uses baby to fulfil sexual fantasy. Is applauded by progressives.”
Bring back hanging.

after spending over an hour scrolling through bunch of tweets along the lines of "barks autisticly :3", "my whole life is pain I wish I was never fucking born", "I love her so much ^_^" etc etc I feel like my brain is going to melt out of my ears.

KiwiFarms has been warning about this for a while.

Imagine typing this with a straight face. The reasons is niggers. Everyone knows this.

hostile to any YTs that dare lighten it's door

Nothing new under the sun, sissy fetishes included.

The open air insane asylum known as Canada is at it again I see.

For all their talk about rights, they sure find a lot of ways to devalue life. I know this is Canada, but my point stands.

Imagine that you're in middle school and people find out that your father is a mentally ill E-hooker who does online debates and is a crossdresser.

I've never seen such a desperate, pathetic, sad sack of shit.

Not even Machiavelli could envision the likes of modern liberalism.

Edit: I'll admit to being retarded

It’s like a tranny colour triangle bulldozing away the gay.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Let's have some fun. Who's the preferred Black person of the two of us?

Agree - @The Last Stand
Disagree - @Vyse Inglebard

I had no idea you were black

Gonna have to write in @Salubrious just to shake things up.

 

[Sprate Header]

Bugs Bunny is an adult male rabbit and not a preteen girl.