random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I think you are putting too much stock into the FTC and Sony's position in this fight, Pony.

Don't call me that, nigger.

 

[LurkTrawl]

At least you have standards, even if they are fucking retarded.

 

[RACISM]

It's not a joke. You're a genuine retard.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The docking must go on!

I see that crazy cat lady has evolved into crazy negro-owning lady.

Dude is fucking nuts.

And I love him for it.

From this:

[TLDR, the Greys find out I'm gay, and my parents go apeshit.]

scroll down a tiny bit and be offered girldick

So respectable.
So wholesome.

fellas, have aliens ever told you that you were trans?

How can you post this with a straight face?

If I was a redditor I would recognise that reddit is a lost cause, there's no negotiating with spez and flock to a place that doesn't hate its users (like Kiwifarms). Then again I'm not a redditor because I have a brain.

Do you hear the jannies seethe?
Sperging the words of failed men.
Its the music of the janitors,
Who will not have power again.

They would sweep it up for free
while grooming kids with HRT
Now they lost their broom
and will never become a "She"!

Uh oh, Should have used that money on funko pops and soylent instead.

It would appear he's in the market for a third, even better wife. He brings a lot to the table, shitty home made furniture, shitty backwards fences, fuck, he might even make a shitty table if you play your cards right.

I'm a woman of fine tastes, and won't settle for anything less than a half-hovel with a well-salted garden of overgrown weeds AND the best basement-made ethnic spices money can buy!

Now it seems even this saint of a man decided that a "fuck this asshole lmao" was in order

the legality of crossing state strike lines with a loaded synopsis

pork is kosher when eaten at a Chinese place

Nothing's better for a guy who's had multiple strokes than 4 greasy ass pizzas.

People were buying entire collections of imaginary child abuse stories. I don't know who was buying these or why, but every single possible answer to that question is depressing in some way.

i assume simple, morbid curiosity played a large role in it

So I was checking some retard's posts and stumbled upon this

Eh. I guess he really does have no shame. Thought he was just an attention whore but being a real whore makes sense too.

It's all about threatening to murder the mother and newborn the second she's born. One weird trick They don't want you to know.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

All hail Based Putin, Protector of the White Race!

 

[Meat Target]

Personally, I wouldn't mingle my assets with an ongoing felonious pepperoni operation.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

“Hey, princess, why do you sound like a man?”

 

[Spergichu]

You know you fucked up when Holocaust Nigga is the only person giving sane advice in your replies.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

got slapped around so hard in Europe the fat bitch turned into a cubism

 

[demicolon]

You certainly don't want coomer-Rover around teens and children.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm betting he enjoys the finer swill and Sysco burgers of life a bit too much to go full ungovernable trailer-park-couch-farting nigger without a fixed address or a cognizable credit score

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Note : We're now at the part of Nick's story where he's explaining his creepy sex kinks to a CGI turkey.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I'd believe Sonichu being a real tangible existing sentient being before I believe Ethan Ralph was sober for 48hours.

 

[Aunt Carol]

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I know a girl who's whole neo-vagina fell out twice and she's fine... now.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The most sane Kiwi Farms user:

 

[Pedophobe]

It would be better if people didn't have to be aware of these things, but here we are.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

What's an IP2 Streamer?

We could use a Council of Responsible Negroes, just saying

Why is it that lolberts always come down to smoking weed and fucking children?

No space for nuance in this world, its either totenkopf or toddler brothels, them's your choices.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

It feels like you've given up on humanity. "Fine be a sex worker, just don't start cutting your boobs off and taking hormones" it's like that's the best I can hope for in 2023.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Dudes that only listen to Rammstein are extremely autistic or are too socially inept to even have non-consensual sex.

Christ there are people still digging anti-Vietnam music.

Number two: Is a "boss bitch" with a personality disorder who should drink bleach.

has the most grating voice in modern music, a piercing, deafening whine like an air-raid siren that he uses to bellow over basic chord progressions about the same basic-bitch "emotional" bollocks that couldn't sound any faker and less authentic.

White guys into Ska Punk. You are cancer. Get out of my face.

When somebody says Mozart and Beethoven are overrated and Citizen Kane isn't such a great movie, you gotta watch out because you're dealing with a highly original independent thinker who doesn't play by society's rules

either upper middle class white girls with horn rimmed glasses or ghetto ratchets who will randomly start twerking in the most inappropriate of places.

My advice: Run, like a five-year old Cambodian girl being chased by Gary Glitter.

You pull no bitches, and are an incel troon.

most obvious fleshcrafting troll

stop forcing your daughters to guzzle pink pyramid scheme meth challenge

she took a little polypharmacy forever nap

he whines on Twitter while speedrunning throat cancer

 

[MrJokerRager]

Cut this nigger bitch's head off in the public square and live stream it

Well Granpap and dad voluntarily gave their lives for Mcnamara's Ford Automotive False Flag, so I guess it's my imperative to die screaming when I'm called up for Biden's Crackpipe Child Pornography Janissary Battalion. I've made up my mind, and none of you can change that. I'd rather die fighting for Globohomo child slavery than spend my time with my family when the nukes are falling.