random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[doodoocaca]

True story my Uncle is a detective and he told me one of the first things they look for when they book a pedophile is if they have a discord app on their phone.

 

[MrJokerRager]

We're maybe 2 election cycles away from the American President giving the SOTU while on a leather daddy's leash, with zero awareness how this will play outside AWFL Twitter.

 

[doodoocaca]

You know how you can tell the Nazis were right? Because the second they're not around anymore Communists start trying to legalize childfucking.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

anyway I don't watch porn anymore, If I ever get in the mood to paddle my weeny about I simply close my eyes and press hard on the lids until flashing geometric undulations appear, which I then focus on for the entire duration.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Jack T Chick died almost ten years ago, so he never got to draw a pooner.

While mine certainly should, most islands don't need to publicly come out against child abuse.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Black streamer: incites riot
Troon streamer: caught with pedophila

Nothing surprises me anymore.

 

[cherrysour]

Seems Elliot is Dilating hard (sexually)

 

[Near]

*POW* ARREST HIM, ARREST HIM

 

[Aunt Carol]

35:10 A firetruck sounds off in the distance, "so I'm gonna take that as an indication to wrap this up." Thank you to whoever burnt their house down.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I have 13 matches on Tinder right now. 6 list themselves as "genderfluid," four are bisexual, 7 are heavily tattooed, and 5 are single mothers.

 

[AltisticRight]

Surely one person or everyone here deserves something for ruining my dinner.


Context:


>He produces more estrogen than a Brazilian's bathtub.
@Johnny Clyde Cash
>If PPP were to wear fishnet stockings he'd look like a whale caught in a fishing accident
@Diamond Homonculus
with no stray hair the troons need to put a tap on him
@Cringestorian X
>@AltisticRight, you've seen his butthole, what could be worse than that

 

[Meat Target]

None of our ancestors are okay with all these anime avatars.

I’m dead serious when I say I’ve walked around Atlanta to find some victims, brought locks of various sizes, clip on the perfect size, and ran away without leaving a key. If I hate something like that then I’m going to make it an inconvenience for you. Fucking Hipsters.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

You sent him a picture of you pissing(?) and his immediate next step was to start posting like an emo about how he's made mistakes in the past?

Tell me the Seattle Pinball Museum hasn't been pozzed like this too. Lie to me if you have to.

HAHAHA enclyclopedia dramatica is following me now? what's next? kiwifarms? LOL im gonna mess and cum in my pamps in celebration
(from the new Goonclown thread)

 

[Aunt Carol]

Really nothing says ‘man’ like making a nice collage, does it?

That's totally how us dudes talk with our fellows bros about our occasional necrosis on our awesome penises

I believe inanimate objects can be imbibed with a sort of consciousness after exposure to people over many years, that's why you'll never see me fucking with the giant dinosaur statues at abandoned amusement parks.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Author is Australian and should not be taken seriously.

 

[Gentlebastard]

So you're raising your children to be insufferable faggots?

Tumblr and its consequences have been a disaster for the anime fandom.

There are days when I just want the stupid pills so I can fit in with the other idiots. Noticing this shit gets tiresome after awhile.

Could Austria send a painter again? That would be really nice.

How do you out-pedo the French?

De-Nazification and its consequences have been a disaster for the German race

Keep up the bullying and name-calling, folks. These niggerfaggots are so soft that it works.

Coming in at 4th most popular at all time is a porn video of him and another tranny fisting in a goon cave.

I made a local copy of the video but it won't upload. I took that emotional damage for nothing.

Please try harder to upload this video of two troons fisting in a goon cave, I really need to see it to be more outraged at them

As for this Easter-island headed cunt, she can fuck off.

You know how you can tell the Nazis were right? Because the second they're not around anymore Communists start trying to legalize childfucking.

i think i'm honestly too disgusted to be MATI, what the fuck did i just listen to

maybe this whole operation is just growing animals to shit shit for jen to eat

sneed.today was the lynchpin holding what remained of reality together. The moment it was seized, everything began to unravel.

 

[Aunt Carol]

the Barbie movie is like Birth of a Nation or Triumph of the Will

 

[MrJokerRager]

"Never apologize" is a good principle just like "never talk to the feds" but there are obvious exceptions to both. If you know a terrorist is about to nuke a city (that isn't in California) you should probably talk to the feds, and if you are an absolute fuck-up who absolutely fucked up, you should apologize.

Let me help you out, my older brother is blind and I used to read 4chan aloud for him so he could shitpost.

The image is two photographs side by side, with a multicolored border, decorated with various characters from the languages of the Far East. In the left image, Taylor Swift poses with a young black girl, possibly around age five or six, wearing an orange dress. Taylor Swift herself is wearing a black dress. Both are looking towards the left, likely at the girl's mother (as the child is black, a father is unlikely to be present). On the right, an AI image filter has altered the image such that Taylor Swift has been changed into a teal-haired anime girl, and the black girl has been changed into a chimpanzee with a white human hand.

 

[Omen_Sulk]

The most depressing realization you can have as a man is realizing your own mother raised you to be a simp.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Mayo-spurting, BBQ-sauce-tortured, cheese-rope-bondaged full-on delitized.