random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sawamura Simp]

Your fascination with nigger culture is worrying.

Everybody feels like trash nowadays. Opossum fursonas reflect our times.

I combed through Null's twitter likes today, I was hoping to glean some insight, maybe learn something, maybe improve myself, get an edge, find some inspiration. Seems he mostly likes anthropomorphic AI pit bull art. Disgusting, confusing, heinous, I wasted that time.

You typed this with a straight face?

who the FUCK is Kalea?

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Bro had a meltdown from working 2 days a week then got diddled in the bin ahahaha

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Not if he's gonna keep that sexy skelly body of his

Imagine Kindness swinging off the dusty light fixture, blind robot baby bird saying something about seizing.

That tattoo looks like something a background character on Superjail would have

- The Squidward faced-butterflies, yes a second time because I can't stop staring at them.

Now this is a story all about how my ass got wrecked turn inside out

"Zoey Quinn fucking 5 guys for video game reviewer coverage 10 years ago caused me to hit an octogenarian with a hammer"

 

[Seafarer]

I still find it funny that anyone who wins a [Pokémon] tournament like this is a "champion".

Of what? Celibacy?

 

[Skitarii]

Zero days sober. Truly, a hero of our times.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Heckin wholesome if he starts sticking with the clown fart porn instead of molesting his nieces.

 

[Tablet County]

I can only hope that somehow, some day, I can make anonymous strangers this fucking mad over actually literally nothing whatsoever

I realize that I've never been into Cattle Decapitation

 

[Haffhart]

Not to brag or anything, but I am quite the prolific rapist.

If I ran auschwitz 2.0, these people would be the first to get a lifetime pass.

 

[Sneeds]

i knew i shouldnt have gone to
bossmanjack.com on my samsung smart fridge

 

[Pedophobe]

I like to think of us like the two hecklers in the muppet show, but we don't heckle them directly.

Your fascination with nigger culture is worrying.

This experience is not painless.

THIS ISN'T ABOUT VALIDATING MY FEELINGS, BAN IT ENTIRELY.

Tiktok is absolutely NOT a psyop designed to spread social conflict in western countries and you're a conspiracy tard if you suggest otherwise.

 

[Skitarii]

You will never be a Troon

Thats a lot of money just to be known as a faggot.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Everything liberals consider a nightmare is just the basic components of a functioning civilization.

I pray that leftists start quoting Bin Laden’s opinions on Jews in our government.

Would be the funniest shit ever.

We are getting closer and closer to zoomers reading Mein Kampf in mass unironically.

I'm a firm believer in fuck both Israel and Palestine. Let them blow each other up.

You can debate how retarded Zoomers are all day, but let’s be real here. If the young generation of your nation is reading the manifesto of a legit terrorist who wanted America razed to the ground, and that young generation responds with “ngl he makes some real good points here fr fr no cap”, you fucked up as leaders.

"OH EHM GEE T-THE HECCING KEANU CHUNGUS 100 BROWNOID SAID MURCA BAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM-IM GONNA REEEEEEDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIT"

Counterpoint: you're dead, I'm not.

Terrorism is bad but you have to admit 9/11 was the most kino day.

this gross weirdo was recommended to me, so now you get to see him

I honestly feel bad for their kids. Could you imagine being half black and half Irish? Those kids are literal double niggers!

Could you faggots please not shit up the happenings thread with this retarded non news story? We are trying to discuss shit eating furries over here!

Even a libtard dementia patient is right twice a day.

"Hey, Chinese man, let me caress your hands erotically while for a while. Hmmm... those soft Chinese hands. You use a ton of Rhino penis for your skin care, I assume? Ah, so velvet and smooth. Uhghhhfff..."

HBO deserves the rope for simply removing Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

I still find it funny that anyone who wins a tournament like this is a "champion".

Of what? Celibacy?

everything is fake and gay. everything is bots. everything is a psyop.

Gina Carano is based and beautiful. I would have sex with her and let her beat me silly.

The N-word is mightier than the sword.

You can secretly molest my daughter. Convince my son he needs to take hormones and cut his dick off. You can bring pedophiles in to have access to my kids. But if i EVER hear you slouch on middleschoolers saying the word NIGGER there will be hell to pay!

"911, what is your emergency?"

"Help, someone said NIGGER on the Internet!"

Is this bitch suggesting I'm not a 500 year-old Augustinian monk?

Imagine the nerve of her saying I'm not some very fluffy shit posting cat.

I had to look this up because it sounded even more farfetched but you're actually telling the truth, what the fuck.

Pat ability to completely collapse any good will and make allies fight amongst themselves is truly magical

I want Biden to send him as an emissary to the middle east. I want to see how worse that place can get, and Patrick is the only force strong enough to make it happen.

 

[Big Nasty]

Lucas was one of those guys who won't wipe his ass properly because he thinks it'll make him gay.

 

[Aunt Carol]

No demonology in Stinkditch, please.

Anime wasn't embarrassing enough?

 

[Arcade Gannon]

Ultimately, Nick didn't grow as a person and only learned that he likes drugs.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

My setup is sorta beyond paranoid though. I have UBO, Privacy Badger, Popper Blocker, RTC Leak Protection, Decentraleyes, ClearURLs extensions running. I have my MAC address randomized, TCP resequencing, OS fingerprint masquerading, browser agent randomized, VPN with randomly assigned IPv4, IPv6 completely disabled, with the VPN having a centralized black hole for ad CDNs, C&C servers, malware servers, etc...

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Fun fact, the earliest writing of tentacle rape was written in Japan as far back as the 1810s.

 

[On a Journey]

Since Lipstick Alley is populated by black women, I wanted to see their opinion on eating cornstarch, clay, etc. Here is their thread about it:
https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/why-do-so-many-black-women-eat-cornstarch.3922089/
Archive of 1st page

A lot of them admit to eating starch, ice, clay, baby powder, and even baking soda, but they are aware that it’s pica and encourage each other to check their iron. Further in the thread things get really weird with women admitting that they chew rubber, toilet paper, laundry detergent, drywall, etc.

The spelling and grammar errors are from the original LSA posts.

I do have a craving for bar soap. In order to get somewhat of a fix, I constantly smell whatever bar of soap I am using. Every once in a while, when I have a very strong craving, I will lick the bar also.

Everybody eating ice and cornstarch while I’m over here eating bar soap….fml

I used to eat baby powder. Then they changed the recipe…

What is pica??

Oh my days!!

I used to eat the matches 24/7 when I was a kid. I would also leak coins and eat ice cubes for hours!! I needed to have that feeling of ice going trough my throat a certain way to be satisfied.

I ate sand. My fam thought I was crazy. So one snowy night I took my pregnant ass to Lowe’s and bought a big ass bag of playground sand “safe to eat” and hid it in the garage.

I blame myself for eating chalk and wall cement/dry wall whilst I was pregnant with her.

You would think I was smelling the finest of foods whenever I’m around rubber. I actually go to the beauty supply store and buy pack of the rubber hair bands solely to chew on.

One night, I came in the house tipsy and saw my bottle of biotin and just went crazy grabbing handfuls of pills and chewing them, then spraying my mouth out over the kitchen sink!

My Pica cravings are for *takes deep breath* sewing thread and polyester. I use to only chew on them. Then one day I swallowed and never stopped.

I like baking soda but I love laundry detergent. Tide used to be the go to but there formula changed and with that went the smell and taste I liked.. I have been on Gain original scent for about 6 years now.

When I was younger, my fav indulgence was laundry lent. I would was white towels with lots of Clorox, gain laundry detergent and dry with original Bounce fabric softener. It was a process bc I would always throw the first batch of lint out to get rid of anything on the lint collector and then indulge in the 2nd collection…The taste of the laundry and texture of the dry lint was amazing.

While pregnant I would eat deodorant and chew on rubber bands that I would take off my daughter’s hair.

And last but certainly not least:

I been eating BAKING SODA to the point my throat is raw, I crave it like everys second of the day HELP

 

[demicolon]

Then like 100 Chapters of politcal stuff, the King isn't the real king of the nation, there are Titans in the walls..somebody gets their ballsack tazed

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

admitting openly online to shitting in trash bags on the daily isn't quite as good as signing up to kiwifarms and putting your wife's 20 year old yeast infection publicly on blast