random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Tablet County]

I have been the Superdome. A cajun man screamed unintelligible creole the whole time while pounding a gate. His black girlfriend was surprisingly hot.

It's not stolen valor if you served with the boys back in 2009 on your PS3/Xbox360.

Casey Morgan, the visual embodiment of disappointment.

it may look like a dildo but its actually a traditional swedish shelf called a skjkjkklllkajkkksjjsronjskkjsjkksjkson

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Inflation ain't just a niche category of porn catering to complete freaks.

 

[Florch]

“Prion diseases and retards are beautiful.” - a fat retard woman.

 

[Tablet County]

"Be gay do crimes" twitter suddenly very upset about things being stolen

funny man make laugh
thog not care steal
bommer man eat soybean

Ze vill lik the bald faggot and Love it.

Thu can hate wamen here if you want to. And if thu art a loser.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"No stalker, you will not fuck me. I, however, would fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. Enjoy getting the hose again."

And if she has an audience in Lima, Peru, she has more audience people give her credit for. But this ain't a sign of her being relevant, but rather how retardation has spread all over the world.

It's hard to find a cow with a more pathetic sad existence. That's all he does is type the same thing the over and over. This was screenshot today but it could have been from 3 years ago. Nothing has changed in his life except he's broker.

Turns out this disgusting unwashed homeless junkie troon I posted about earlier is also a pedophile, what a shocker.

That's why I never wash my hands, bathe, do laundry, or wash dishes. The government made this washing nonsense up so we'd submit to their fluoride mind control.

The HIV flavoured moob juice is one of the most disturbing things I have read here, and the fact this is encouraged is bewildering. Then I remember he’s in Canada.

The moral of the story is that you shouldn't make a big set of fake tits your personality.

Somewhere out there is a Milwaukee cop who's told all of his friend about the time he had to take a report about a cyberstalking toilet.

If you’re a grown adult and you do shit like this, you deserve every ounce of the harassment you get :3 teehee

I hate Zuckerberg more than I hate her. But the thing is, she's a sociopathic cunt.

You man up and do what respectable faggots do: cope when other men call you a faggot.

This is like if someone announced they were going to start coating themselves in gasoline to try and combat their long history of being set on fire. He's so stupid, I love him, just one of nature's true morons.

You can come on here and argue any position you like without being banned for wrongthink as long as you don't shit up the board, but you'd better be ready for everyone else to call you a retarded autist if you start saying dumb shit.

"Portrait of a man in his early forties, name: Patrick Tomlinson, occupation: being fat, and calling strangers children over the Internet. Here we see him in his humble half-hovel, engaging in the noble sport of arguing with his own toilet on Xitter. Every day, Mr. Tomlinson tells accounts like these to 'enjoy prison' and that 'Your life is already over, stalker.' Little does he know that in his own abode, where he lets black men fart in his wife's vagina, there is an extra-wide portal to the..."
"FATPAT ZONE"

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

It's either the cope or the rope

 

[Two Dollars]

64 people in bongland have a shrine dedicated to Cinderace. Are you one of them?

 

[Haffhart]

Historical pick-mes be like:

"Other damsels: cooking, weaving, tending the gardens

Me: working 18 hours a day in the coal mine, digging up clay, making bricks, building walls

Aye, I hast spinal fractures. Dost thou? "

Torturing, murdering and eating people is still morally wrong, even if they make a really good movie about you afterwards.

"I AM IN THE KITCHEN COOKING LIKE A GOOD HOLE!"

Ladies don’t know what it feels to be appreciated until NIGGERFART stamps their post with a seal of approval

But can you repair a sewing machine??

wtf is the purpose of this site?

his tight little poonani

I'm not oppressed. Neither are you. The drama of this all makes for excellent reading, though.

 

[Meat Target]

"They're like digital Jews you see..."

 

[Dr. Butt]

Thought that said flapjacks, got excited.

 

[JustSomeDong]

The NAACP being the reason that menthols weren't banned alongside every other flavor of cigarette is one of my favorite tidbits of american political history.

 

[Dr. Butt]

As J was reaching for her 5th cola before lunch, it was the dead children in Palestine that gave her the strength to grasp the can with her bloated, pig like hand.

 

[Tablet County]

its just frankly horrifying how little he values his daughter's existence that he would prefer to be tormented by wookies and his spastic colon on social media

"you copied an article from a decade ago". And "you sent pictures of your cock to an underage fan". Just get different reactions

2024 is the year of Grinchmaxxing.

 

[demicolon]

we're delving into philosophy too deeply and soon we'll be citing Aristotle in a thread about loli

 

[BirdUp]

Its clearly a joke you tard

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Here's the image because you can't crosslink attachments:

 

[BirdUp]

His weapons have been destroyed; his body has been or can be penetrated. In other words, he is rapable.

 

[glass_houses]

I am sure J herself could be marked as Spam, given her pork and sodium content.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Why can’t I die from something I actually get a dopamine kick from instead of the 20th string of the Covid shot?

Fuck menthol. Total menthol death.

This could’ve been avoided if the adults in the room were not asleep at the wheel and total buffoons.

Fact check: I did NOT threaten to kill you.

Fact check: I did NOT threaten to kill you.
[Attached image shows user saying "I'm going to rape you"]

This is why we need to bring back public shaming and ridicule where it is deserved.

The major red flag here is the toaster oven.

"My autocorrect is misgendering me"

This is one of those "I hope they kill each other" situations.

Making a fat man angry on twitter is integral to keeping the various world powers balanced and the entire economic system functioning.
Not sure how, but it’s best not to question it.

I had typed out a long response to this in which I outlined the various ways that excessive adipose tissue creates physiological turmoil, including significantly impacting cognitive processes, but I think it can be summed up as follows: because he's a very, very fat retard.

She's fat, brown, and they heard she used to be a gay nigger. That's a lot of checkboxes.

It sounds like you hung out with homosexuals.

Any amount of white people will always be 'deeply disturbing' to a jew

 

[CEO of Pickles]

streamer named Racerneem rejected playing FNAC, so 'teens sent 'za to xis dad, dad called xim, then xhe started seething
full stream
thread got slid after nonsensebot woke up I'm pretty sure

^after dad called xim

"60 PIZZAS! 60 FUCKING PIZZAS! 60! THERE AIN'T EVEN 60 NIGGAS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD!"