random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

It was honestly pretty fun for me personally, but I came there to hang out with friends, explore the less ghetto parts of Chicago and get art advice from professionals, not rape unconscious popufurs at room parties.

HRT is doing to nerd communities in the 2020s what crack did to niggers in the 1980s.

Muslims finally getting in on the gender reveal parties.

JEB! finally had ENOUGH!

Gender affirmation surgery for men is voluntarily signing up to be kicked in the balls three times a day. Forever.

Yes, but it's worth it so that you can have under-whelming penetrative "sex" with some willing wedge-penised troon (because even proper chasers don't want to fuck amholes) in an awkward position (since wound sites don't have the elasticity of a vagina, or asshole for that matter), which has been described as feeling as a "deep belly button"* by penetrative partners.

* Might or might not include hair

I feel the need to process my feelings over nut loaf.

If I was black I'd be kind of pissed being constantly compared to sissy hypno trannies.

Im eating meat, be it from animals or bankers, politicians, journalists and experts.

Wham bam, glownigger-free ham.

I've seen his blueberry muffin spotted Smurf penis in a diaper, so if anything, I'm the one at a bigger risk of an unnatural death because of this thread.

 

[3MMA]

Only the paypigs of this Sektur will see some totally normal woman and a puppy, and immediately think about bestiality.

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

If the three get together and buy a long trenchcoat, they can stack on top of each other under it and form a manlet Voltron, thus significantly increasing their chance of attracting a female due to giving off the impression of being a single man of slightly above average height.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

pass around party bottom David Hogg reeeeing up everyone's asses.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Women are just mad I won’t let them eat my feces. Understandable.

 

[PhoBingas]

I wouldn't exactly be throwing stones from glass houses if you read the Talmud.

 

[Tablet County]

Look at this sinewy grandma shit

See, I haven't the foggiest idea what the fuck you're saying here, but at a minimum I want to know generally who these 20 people are and why Michael Savage is cooking them spaghetti.

the vinesauce dino looks like he's getting head while the guys around him are looking dramatic like "finally, he's not a virgin anymore! He's ascended."

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

hasbin hotels creator is a stupid nigger

 

[3MMA]

You can tell how much Drunkieta doesn't care by how many times he tells you he doesn't care. The more he tells you, the less he cares. He totally totally doesn't care about any of the things he says he doesn't care about, because that's the lolcow rule.

 

[Law]

his account was later hijacked because he probably has the same Pokémon/rape themed password for everything

 

[The Connected Nose]

Intellectuals ruin every society they get their hands on because they're autistic and retarded and can't handle being told they're wrong.

Good lord that was a beautiful melt down, I love you assholes. Remember kids, just because you're in the autistic thunderdome doesn't mean autism is a requirement

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

A completely heterosexual man probably would find it harder to masturbate to someone like Broly.

 

[Seethan Ralph]

And based on cached pages in my first Android phone, at the time of 2018 I was A: 51% female, B: felt most akin to the bifauxnen female characters when it came to goals (Kikuchi Makoto from Idolmaster, and to indicate the uncertainty of that time, Samaka Suwaro, a rare non-female bifauxnen), C: never used she/her, D: read as transfem on COGIATI, BSRI, OSRI, and SAGE, E: desperately wanted to be intersex (definitely got my wish), F: didn't want to be cisfem, G: my fursona used neopronouns, H: I wasn't fully binary either way to begin with

 

[Chongqing]

"I will punch a tree. "

Post in thread 'Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/daniel-larson-daniellarsoncashapp-helpdaniellarson.95241/post-17312043

 

[Gentlebastard]

it's the guy that talks about tranny fart porn and has a feeder fetish that has actually put things on the line

This isn't satire. This is real life. Why did God send us to this timeline? Are we cursed? Or are we blessed to have the opportunity to laugh at such insanity?

I still remember a song from Spanish class that was for colors and am just now realizing black was not in it.
Cowards.

Translation from retard: REEEEEEE PEOPLE ARE SAYING THINGS I DON'T LIKE THIS SITE SUCKS MAKE THEM STOP.

I suspect that he‘s been dead for a while, but is too fucking stupid and oblivious to stop eating long enough to notice. Either that or someone else is serving their time in hell by being made to live in that clown’s body as punishment; like the Violator from Spawn was.

He was doing research: just like Tariq Nasheed doing research for Buck Breaking by watching extensive amounts of gay porn.

total phoneposter death

That's the most fucking retarded thing I've read all year and it wasn't from Fat Tomlinson, Keffals OR Taylor. Congrats!

“Hello, I have bowel cancer and I’ve been told I need surgery on my bottom, I’m told this group is a good place to discuss it?”

I had to look this guy up and discovered he was a fat-fetishist brony gamedev. Shocking.

He looks like he has children chained up in his basement.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I've said this elsewhere several times, and it's worth repeating:

Sometimes, having a dick is the *only* good thing about life. You can be down on your luck, broke, living alone in a crap apartment and working shit jobs, you make it home to nothing more than a lousy meal and maybe a novel or a TV or some gaming (if you're lucky), you go to bed at the end of the night and it's just you alone with your thoughts. What do you do? You jerk off, pass out, sleep through the night, and wake up the next morning thinking "Yeah, this sucks right now, but maybe down the road things will improve; maybe life will get better."

Having a dick is a good thing. Maybe the best of things .

 

[JustSomeDong]

Besides I'm pressing X to Doubt if you've never put on a strap-on and pretended to be a futanari. If not, then I guess we have a very different idea of what a fun Saturday night is.

 

[Sillyclown]

Evergreen Keffals audio clip:
was it worth it, stupid fuckin idiot.mp3

 

[frozen_runner]

if blue cop bad then why no vote red ?

 

[KittyGremlin]

Anyone who has trouble telling the difference between fantasy and reality needs psychological help.

-Android Raptor, 2023

Can't use the proper quote function because joyless hags from man hate thread don't like my superior Mad Max knowledge.