random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Titty Figurine]

Did you just post a pic of your own fridge? Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done, newfag

I get that autism spectrum disorder can make it difficult to parse satire, but you've managed to convince yourself that I'm an obese Cuban with down syndrome and a non-binary communist who dated Keffals.

not sure what it says about me that I'm really excited to watch another hour of a sex toy salesman screaming about a forum admin but it can't be anything good

Suicide via red meat sure isn't the quickest way to go, but it's probably the tastiest.

I am fine with her eating herself to death but her driving is a threat to public safety.

I DID
I DID YOU FUCKER
AND YOU DID NOT READ MY POST!

Did you know that you can literally get throat cancer from sucking dick?

He's tongue-kissing piss-stained bed sheets to prove a point while drunk on Jaeger, your guess is as good as anyone's.

 

[Faceless Whore]

That’s my saturday, i’m living in neon hell doing shit posts at 5000 miles an hour drinking monster and I feel GREAT.

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I think josh and those group of people arnt comfortable in there own sex life perhaps he has some ed or they have never had or given a great fuck and bevause there expiernces are so simple and quick i bet theres no way thwy have had sex for a couple hrs straight hydrate and go again so its unimaginable to them they arnt comfortable hearing about something they see as weird or impossible but its just they need a good lay i think

 

[Tablet County]

She can't be fixed

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Ah yes, our little pony retard is quite the 20th century artistic mastermind. Maybe instead of bitching about living in the basement all day she can draw herself a new house

 

[Pedophobe]

We are immune to all sexually transmitted diseases, for obvious reasons.

TRANSGENDER RIGHTS YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS!

>God's going to fuck you up and I get to watch

Sometimes, having a dick is the *only* good thing about life.

I kinda feel bad for him because depression is no joke. On the other hand he's a giant asshole, so fuck this guy.

 

[Gentlebastard]

what the English language really needed was a cutesy synonym for castration

Yes, believe it or not, "Mr 250 pound bench press" was lying once again.

How do these freaks not read their own posts and notice how insane they look

Can't use the proper quote function because joyless hags from man hate thread don't like my superior Mad Max knowledge.

Definitely a dude just grillin' out with the bros, a dude called "Cockslut".

I'm not even a fan of the GOP because it's full of RINO's and fake Conservatives but would love nothing more than a repeat of Reagans win against Mondale in '84 just to see the fucking howls of seething Alices and the lamentations of their Pooners

TIL: Cutting off your dick doesn't magically make you happy either, which really comes as a shock.

My lip curled in disgust reading that. It takes a lot to make my face do that involuntarily.

Having a thread for only troon L's is bigoted. ALL LETTERS DESERVE RIGHTS!

So I guess trooning out is my generation and younger's version of throwing it all away? Shouldn't they just bang the nanny and get busted for coke while driving a Miata?

 

[BirdUp]

The "Animal Abuse" in the story was the monkey in useless.avi being completely shaven

 

[Haloperidol]

Please write a book that's just describing the features of various programming languages through metaphors of descriptions of black people.

 

[BirdUp]

This story is extremely fucked up with it's religious themes and it's Lgbt phobia, if you do not like it then PLEASE click out of it.

 

[Tablet County]

The KF frontpage headline on this reads "Hunter Avalone, breadtuber..." but makes no mention of the 8 man interracial piss gangbang that his wife tried to arrange before their split. I feel there must be a way to get a mention of the 8 man interracial piss gangbang in there.

We are Dinks, Dougalath! Check out my new Macbook! It's worse than any other laptop in every way but it's hip! Very expensive.

 

[frozen_runner]

I'm drunk autistic asexual furry age regressor AMA

 

[frozen_runner]

I got 10 free pulls for my ching chong nihao game because of this shit.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I am not on anything BRO

"I am not on anything, I just had some Christmas Mushrooms"

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Wooooooooo…. Wooooooooo

“I love you, Josh” “This is embarrassing”

 

[Polentic]

ich bin richtig

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Assad Syria is now officially accepted as the true ruler in the Syria

*Insert those Assad birthday memes and music videos*

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

That's how they got the cat with no butthole.

It looks like FGM done to an Alien.

Looks like she stole a dick from a dead Jew.

 

[vomitusdeux]

why were you posting porn to gamestop?

It feels like posting nudes of your husband as a tranny is bad mojo.

If I were a millionaire I'd be sniffing crack from the gluteal cleft of a thai ladyboy and having unprotected sex so I can make a new generation of like minded people to ruin society. Do you really think that this gossip forum is actually preferable to that shit?

You never hear of someone in Iran being a furry, let alone a furry diapershitter, and for good reason.

Or as one of my favorite Twitter follows states: #CreamPieOrDie

640x480 is gods resolution, chud.

You are ethically a nigger yourself.

How are you posting this? With an abacus?

if your teacher tries to wimp out and tells you to just huddle under your desk? Use them as a human shield so they'll be useful for once.

Explodio Demolitious!

This image brings me joy. I wonder if he downloaded the image off of google because he ate all the crayons at home and couldn't write it himself.

It refers to them wanting to chuck and fuck a small child

Women are just mad I won’t let them eat my feces. Understandable.

I've been shot at with actual bullets before but this pales in comparison to the fear I experience every time I see Bargain bin Laden's Q&A posts.

it's your fault for trusting the word of a chinaman. stupid dumbo

You can be anything you want! Furries, Aliens and fags are all accepted

*rapes you woamnly*

Enjoy your AIDS piss, pervert.

Ugh, he got pissed on by a nigger.

Expanding his newly acquired piss fetish

But on the plus side, at least you can say that she had lost an ounce of two from typing that...And promptly regained it after huffing her cat's litter box

Irish sodomite poet

Imagine fapping when a girl gets railed. What a cuck.

I started committing sex crimes before I even knew what porn was.

"Do you know the Bussy King that lives Down creampie lane?"

Sorry Chris, but not even with decades of slathering yourself in breast cancer drugs would you have a feminine body.

Seeking men instead of women opens up a whole new world of rejection to him.

I, too, hit on my fellow femoid kiwis by calling them sluts that owe me sex.

What's the problem with this? She just looks like every other middle-aged Latin American woman. Your mother probably looks like this.

he is definitely a bottom, hed be dressed as a female kong.

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"I may not have paid to join this cyberbullying website, but I'll make sure they damn well hear about my first amendment god-given right to go on and on about this SHOCKING and HORRIBLE thing another user said on this website, my hide totally isn't chapped I'm just fighting for my rights., and I'm going to keep bringing it up every 10 pages just so people know how un-chapped my hide is."

I eagerly await Total ABDL Eradication.

I did have a quick check for profiles around his area, but I didn't see anybody that looked like Grover Norquist's defective clone.

What happened that made Internet users so soft? All this over a new interface on mobile. Fuck.

“Cuck sacrifice”. He’s claiming that he’s been cucked HUNDREDS of times. Let’s take his word on this one.

Alex, your kids are going to be retarded enough. You don’t need to inbreed.

FEAR THE VAGENE

Nigga has a face like road rash.

Even a still screams "special needs."

HOLY FUCK THIS IS INSANE WHO USES COSMIC SANS?

Bearded hipsters, break-ups and shotguns are a deadly combo.

In an alternate reality, those livestreamers got to see Hunter's head be reduced to just a lower jaw and a flapping tongue going "GLALALALALALALA" while the rest of his dome gives the room a fresh coat of paint.
Are you telling me, you don't find it appropriate to put that on the world wide web!?

I was making fun of Angry Canadian for being a child beating neonazi who compares the taste of overpriced bourbon to an old man.

No one here cares about her sexual orientation because no one here wants to have sex with her.

"It's hard not to contain your excitement when you see a picture of Mario on the wall"

Looks like Mr. Walupupu ate da poopoo.

the 30something year old oomer

If furfaggots are the ones being eliminated, wouldn't that make it a LOLocaust?

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

You are a nazi forum

 

[Tablet County]

you can pretty much kill everyone but one lesbian dike if you don't have the Shart.

Mama!
Just killed the jews!
Put them all inside a camp, pulled my lever now their gassed.
Mama...
my Reich had just begun.
Now Japan has gone and thrown it all away...

It’s pathetic that you apparently have some info on pedos and release them only because they allegedly messed with you

So you want to talk to Nazis? If so, I'm down. I'm quite the Hitler enjoyer.

well you know what's worse than pedophile

somebody hurting my feelings

that wasn't an arg that was just mr hands

She didn't mean to get high but Sam Hyde was outside her crackhouse using the 3rd largest magnet ever constructed to pull xanax directly into her bloodstream.