random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[RACISM]

idk if those are girl toes

 

[Useful_Mistake]

kissing another man or rubbing your dicks together is also not gay

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

If you can't put your thoughts together for a long enough period of time to present your evidence to the community you came running to for help without "retraumatizing" yourself into a drunken-benzo stupor, then you should probably just move on. This isn't healthy.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Being safely tucked away under your center of gravity and between your legs, the penis likewise isn’t a bother when you’re running or walking.

^this sounds like a selling point on the pamphlet that a being of pure light gets when it's deciding to incarnate into a human body

Since our penises are generally not the dimensions of a soda can and just flopping around, the question had no bearing to actual penis-owners.

 

[Fapcop]

^this sounds like a selling point on the pamphlet that a being of pure light gets when it's deciding to incarnate into a human body

Lmao

 

[Hepativore]

this sounds like a selling point on the pamphlet that a being of pure light gets when it's deciding to incarnate into a human body

There is probably a little astrix next to it and at the bottom of the page in tiny print it probably says "*No exchanges" which is probably why so many pooners and troons do not seem to notice and read it.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I dunno, couldn't they have picked something more...American?

"Alright boys, here's what ya gotta do; when you see that fullback, that halfback, that quarterback--ya gotta canoe 'em, do ya hear me? Ya gotta get 'em straight in the ol' forehead. One Solid. Fucking. Shot--and if ya done it right, the palooka's noggin is split right open down the middle and their entire play's gone to shit, on account of all the grey matter that's spilled onta the field. And then, gentlemen...then is when you get your hatchets out - only all careful-like, so the ref' can't see 'em - and you start collecting some scalps. Don't none of youse give me that look; it's how we won the big game back in '11."

 

[RACISM]

Women can have an erection too

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

America routinely produces the most insane ideological fanatics in history, including Woodrow Wilson, Franklin D. Roosevelt, George Bush and Abraham Lincoln.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

something in their crotch that looks like it was pulled out of a mass grave in Chechnya

 

[Tablet County]

If vaginas were real then how come I've never seen one?

This thread feels like an OneyPlays bit between Zach and Tomar.

"Watch out, Gromit! Those chickens are going to fuck my ass!

...You better fuck it first."

Eat the bugs, live in the pod. Please ignore the three wood-burning stoves my hipster ass installed in my house. I am very ashamed of them.

 

[Dr. Kinder]

I’ve eaten dozens of other peoples poops and it taste good and provides nutrients to my body.

 

[Jason Wynn]

bitch we invented fried chicken and we will damn sure take it back if y'all don't simmer down.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Site is SFW. It is not a porn sharing website.

 

[Faceless Whore]

KIWI FARMS:

the internet's biggest autistic analysts and investigators.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Curry niggers are more disgusting and retarded than kikes but just as deceitful and should be used only for the testing of chemical and incendiary weapons, every single one of those pagan rapists need to be deleted.

Whites > gooks,chinks,ect > mudslimes > spics > niggers > mixed races > kikes >ukrops > literal trash > streetshiters.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I actually agree with the Romanian here

@AgendaPoster is my romanian bro, and I stand by anything he says no matter how dumb

I suggest you rape her instead.

 

[Seafarer]

He always struggled with it, and that was before he bathed his smooth-ass thinkin' meats with a triple threat of booze, kratom and duster. Fuck, I don't know what doing all three of those at the same time will do to you. Maybe it will give you superpowers, if you count the ability to teleport to the ER as a superpower.

“i am a moneymancer and my only real spell is summon dollar”

 

[Gentlebastard]

That old man tranny was just the thing I needed to start my day properly. Thank you very much, universe, for providing (hopefully not) endless supplies of retarded coomers for me to laugh at.

I jumped in this conversation from the random.txt thread and didn't read much. Excuse me, I apologize.

I watched the documentary. It was like half buttfuck white rape fetish fiction and half solid critique. I was kind of surprised because I expected nothing but pure bugfuck insanity.

I WILL NOT LIVE IN THE BELFRY BUILT FOR JESUS, I WILL NOT EAT THE JACKFRUIT

Of course it's a goddamn Asuka poster.

>I invite you to debate me in any medium

First mistake there. Rick is so fat he can't debate in any medium at all, he needs to debate in at least an extra large.

How to fight the urge to be American?

You are not even a real leech yet, you are still studying to become one.

you should go visit places abroad. makes you even more racist.

Men who solicit prostitutes in San Fran should expect extra sausage and meatballs.

That's what happens when your main export is skinny faggot twinks playing the musical equivalent of a prostate exam.

 

[Big Nasty]

the fuck wass the droning fart noise did cobes shit himself again

Paracobral Activity, dude is haunted

Gets asked what day it is, says it's Wednesday or Thursday. It was Saturday.