random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Useful_Mistake]

Baron Trump is a 6'8" pussy slayer.

 

[Tablet County]

We don't need a blood-to-gold machine turning young men into raytheon profits like horrid alchemy.

His toilet told him that it doesn’t have a twitter account.

 

[Pedophobe]

It's sad, but also funny.

"The greatest risk of being a labor dropout is being a native-born, low education, unmarried guy,"

It was about time we eliminated white supremacist, male oriented views on war and started approaching warfare from a feminist, intersectional perspective.

"I'm disowned as well, I even wrote a song about it.“

 

[demicolon]

Scientists have been smashing atoms in Europe in an attempt to understand how something could physically exist while being as small as your pecs.

People say be yourself, but if you're an utter cunt maybe you should try being someone else. Someone who isn't an utter cunt.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

I don't have sex but if I did I would definitely laugh.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Madre Muerte

furries are the last remaining white subculture

 

[Tablet County]

how hard is it to be a good person that you have to devise stastistical arguments for it

 

[JustSomeDong]

>"I took down kiwi farms!"
>Uses the Farms as a fucking source.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"Please, let's not be transphobic to the pedophile rapist kidnapper."

 

[Useful_Mistake]

If they stopped every criminal entering the parliament, the place would be empty.

Penis Parker

Another reason why I would like Russia to win is so that I don't have to pick up the multi-billion dollar bill

It's not nearly as fun if you're not about to get discovered.

Still haven't had anyone admit to me they are a farmer though.

Those poor girl scouts as the man you're trying to sell cookies to rants about stalkers and how he's gonna make them enjoy prison

It's after 10am in Wisconsin right now which means at this very moment Pat is onstage talking about alien herpes to an excited crowd of hundreds.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Someone needs to put this guy through a wood chipper yesterday.

Prove it! Prove that you can eat an entire chicken in one sitting. If it’s not live-streamed, I won’t beleive it

And somehow he's so dumb he doesn't notice that instead of trying to "silence" him, there's a horde of people laughing their asses off saying "say the line again retard!"

You are guilty of felony haunting, spirit. Wait for the proton pack.

If I ever had to interact with Taylor Lorenz I'd seriously consider deliberately getting the coof just to cough in her face.

there's influencers to tell you how to fucking drink water. Maybe I'm shaking my fist at clouds but it gives me a sense of dread for the future.

If you ever have to interact with Taylor, either run or casually mention you have tuberculosis.

No matter how good they season they words, they'll never have something as fragrant, hearty, and well rounded as a single "nigger".

Is it funny? Yes. Is it short term burnout? also yes.

You can coerce people into saying the Emperor has no clothes, but the Emperor will still freeze his dick off come winter.

And thus the Patposter life cycle begins anew.

A hypocrite who thinks himself up on high preaching down like Moses with the ten commandments to the rest of man.
When In reality he's some balding 40 something with a funkopop in one hand and a rage against the machine skateboard in the other from the safety of his McCompound

I feel like they should be legally required to disclose that the property is haunted by the angry ghosts of 200 alpacas.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

GAY FURRY DEMIURGE. IT WOULD BE GREAT.

 

[Pissmaster]

Playing UNO was a great way to see a random penis.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TAYLOR SWIFT TELLING ME HOW TO VOTE TAYLOR SWIFT LIVING IN MY WALLS AAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Some of the services she provides include swaddling her clients in baby blankets, fixing bowls of cereal, playing Saturday morning cartoons, changing their diapers and kicking men in their genitals.

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[Pissmaster]

Everything on the tranch has a missing knob.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Osama Bin Laden

i liked having sex for fun

now i like

sex with women

 

[3MMA]

His debate bro skills can't change reality and he hates that.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Was the surgeon playing pin the nipple on the tranny?