random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

On the Annoying Faggot scale, New Yorkers bragging about their fucking bodegas are right up there with cyclists and vegans.

My very important legal opinion:

Lmao we saw his dick.

If I have to choose between fascism and being eaten by space bugs, I'm taking the fascism.

Your honor, we, the jury, find the plaintiff fat and with bitch tits.

Are you implying there are people who are CROSSING STATE LINES to make felonious book reviews?

Seeing some of these pictures are legit haunting. I sometimes wonder if I'm going to see some guy I knew in the past on here. It's like a fate worse than death.

This guy is a never ending fountain of retardation

And yes I did capture that screenshot four seconds after it was posted. I have a vibrating orb installed in my prostate that activates any time fatrick pOAAAAAAAAAAUGHGHHAHHHESDOINGITAGAIN

I like how Milwaukee is a place I only know about through Red Letter Media videos and Patposting. It's like a mythical place in my mind.

it's also hilarious for outsiders to see the "racist nazi a website" come down strongly in support of a nigger every single time one goes up against a cow, it's almost like it's a website dedicated to lolcows

Now you got me picturing the feds storming some creep’s apartment and seizing his computer and finding nothing but terabytes and terabytes of pictures of pedophiles. No children, no CSAM, just pedophiles. Pedophilephile sounds like one of those classic SNL sketches that was uproariously funny when it first aired (and then good for a chuckle, and then tedious, and then nauseating).

I can smell this greasy faggot through my screen

I'll never let my kids carry the burden of owning t-shirts. They'll be naked hunter-gatheres and only allowed to use neolithic tools.

 

[Tablet County]

People that see you do one thing once, and jump to the conclusion that that's your defining personality trait. The kind that keep bringing it up like it's some epic in joke when it clearly wasn't. For example if you order a Caesar salad once, they'll be bringing it up like it's some amazingly witty reference.

lmfao salad boy

The quality of shoes has gone very downhill within the past 4-5 years. I don't remember them ever being particularly great, but "back in my day" those child slaves used to at least put some sweat into them.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Pat posting is going to be bigger than any Russell Greer song

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I bought my daughter a pack of stickers not all that long ago; I stuck the first one, a rainbow, to her forehead and told her, "I rate you optimistic."

 

[JJLiautaud]

Found a new quote for the Random.txt

There is no hint of Dionysian spirit, pleasure, or sensuality in Aella's sexual escapades and that's what makes it so unsettling

 

[Seafarer]

I do not want to be associated with somebody who had virtual furry sex with a kiwifarmer.

 

[The Pulverizer]

I can't directly quote the post because it's from a PM. This screenshot was featured in 0 2's thread.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I got banned from that game. I used to call a meeting within 5 seconds of the game starting and always said black was the imposter. When asked why, I would just reply "crime statistics". Never failed to cause multiple people to get butthurt.

 

[Gog & Magog]

As a Canadian, I would be willing to house a Afrikaner family for up to 6 months at my place if it comes to it. I would actually like to go south and kill as many judeo-bolshevik negroids as possible but its too far away from the Northlands.

 

[Pedophobe]

He has that winning combination of immaturity, stupidity and a total inability and unwillingness to learn from his mistakes.

However you think I pronounced it, I did it the opposite way just to anger you. It is GIF.

Just shows how much damage a retarded poison dwarf can do if you're not paying attention.

 

[SentinentCloud]

It's like the English version of a Cheech & Chong film, just a bit deeper.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

We were merely dicking around, playing with the idea of vore.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Thanks for the warning. Some of us are reading in public. Gay furry RP I could probably explain to my boss but light theme is inexcusable

@SandyCat

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

One more thing I would add is that I'm glad that I didn't make it on the kiwi farms Epstein list of gay furry ERP.

Even guys who take fists up their ass are capable of holding their shit.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Let's make him watch Berserk.

The guy gets raped by a black guy in it.

Should have never let God take our spare rib for you niggers.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Wikipedia

@Doubly Punished Snigger fair point. Theres like normie weird shit, stuff like domination play, and like, I would not trust myself around that person weird. Like scat fetishist, I would never trust a scat fetishist

I would never trust a scat fetishist

Don't make it a paw they'll jack off to it

We need some Nuremberg style trials here to determine who did and didn't engage in gay furry rp

*nuzzles the noose as I slip my head through it OwO*

uWu your face is getting so red *nuzzles stool* is it gonna pop for me lake-chan *kicks stool* ufufufufu lake-chan you went ACK! uWu

"Hey kids, if you get in the van, I can take you to meet the evil chocolate maker."

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Shut up.

We need some Nuremberg style trials here to determine who did and didn't engage in gay furry rp

 

[Pedophobe]

Being a furfaggot is still less cucked than fleeing to PMs because a man who pretends to be Hulk Hogan is making fun of you.

The Catler Memorial Dumpsterfire threads are a goldmine of random quotes.

 

[Tablet County]

Internet Historian: 'Apologies...APOLOGIES! What IS an apology, and why did this Socrates guy get his buddy Plato to write his? He could've just recorded it to upload on youtube! If sorry is the hardest word to say, why do people get upset when I say ni(THIS VIDEO IS UNAVAILABLE). Are your favorite influencers truly regretful, or are really double agents of remorse! If telling lies is wrong, why do I have to apologise for reading out FBI statistics?! All this and more, on In The Field!'

This isn't Like a Dragon and you're not Ichiban.
You're just a bitch.

Doesn't voluntarily going to the rapist kind of defeat the purpose?

I tried to convince @SandyCat to ERP but all he wants is for me to roleplay a sentient sandwich so he can vore me.

*unfurls cock menacingly*

Love hate.
Football racism!

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Involuntary Celebrity

the rape part is easy it just doesn't know the character

@Golden Bat

YOU KNOW WHAT.
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU TOO
AND FUCK YOUR PEOPLES

@Black Man Underwear, I will kill you personally.
In my underwaer

@black man underwater I will fucking find you