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[Tablet County]

Doesnt florida have a horrible climate you can only survive with a daily dose of meth?

"Everything changed when the MAGA nation attacked."

 

[SiccDicc]

You can't hold in a shit for 9 months, dumbass.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I’m also not retarded or I’m so retarded I don’t realize it. Works out either way.

Obviously shes a real man, shes got a stiffie at a 10 year olds party.

credit given where credit is due, she got a hole punched into her esophagus for shits and giggles and that's the type of munchie dedication I'm here for.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

You people are a circus

@Pilgrim of Grace

Irish have been buttfucked through history.

If retardation was terminal you'd have died a long time ago.

You are all strange.

 

[soulgains]

Im honored to be included in the compilation of the most autistic KF quotes. Big ups my niggas.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

fuck you null you pedophile why dont you go jerk it to CP

 

[vomitusdeux]

The second greatest lie the Devil ever told is that trannies are fuckable.

"Ugh, I wanted to spend the entire day talking about my fetish and how wearing skirts makes my dick get hard, but my bitch wife wants to spend it doing 'productive' things and being 'responsible.' It's not fair!"

Wow. Tranny with a pitbull mouth 'vagina' rubbed her 'clit' so hard she tore it.
As a lifelong clit haver, I can confirm this has not happened and should not happen.

I like the bit where she tells her dad that it’s creepy that he was looking there. “It’s really important that I have a visible penis, but how DARE anyone notice it!”

"Is it not appropriate to have a penis at the kids party? Did your dad also leave his at home?"

I love the big dick and the tiny balls

Polissa famously had a freak out after her hysterectomy because she could hear it every time the hospital played music in the maternity ward when a new baby came along.

I do not know if anybody else feels this way, but the Mickey Mouse HRT box and the "Peppa the Pig" Band-Aids just scream "masculine" to me, amirite?

Damn, I know I want to try the sausage made of ground up retard children

I have a need... to rand ki...

*Looks around for Loona Hellhound*

I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kanye. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kanye. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then they'll go inside, pen a brief missive to their departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without their one true platonic love.

No Nazi ever called me a sticker sperg.

I said shut up you stupid fucking gorilla nigger, holy shit. If you want to discuss loli so badly there's containment zones that aren't the farms.

Then go be social on an actual social media, and not the one you use to talk about chris chan's weird toenails.

in no circumstance are you talking to your buddy from math class on kiwi fucking farms.

My beloved wife whom I married, I love you, but I can't make babies with you because you're sterile so I'm leaving you, lol. Yeah I know you could get pregnant via IVF but someone on the internet told me that if you can't have kids the natural way then you shouldn't be allowed to, so I'm still leaving you. Bye :3

are you trying to sell Islame to me?

Okay, I might want to recant all of this shit.

I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sneeding of his brow?
"No!" says the man in Silicon Valley, "It belongs on my platform."
"No!" says the man in Serbia, "Stickers are for dopamine-addicted reddit niggers.'"
"No!" says the man in a dress, "You belong in prison for stochastic terrorism."

Inhale my dong through your nostrils homosexual.

"And there was no "Barbussy" at all, ever."

Said completely out of nowhere. For no reason.

Sure Chris.

Adam! Did you show your willy to girls on the internet?!

reaction notifications are not "a reward". not being notified adolf liked your post from 6 months ago in the middle of a thread is not "a punishment". i wish you'd stop.

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What in the fuck?

this Luigi guy seems like a major nigger.

did not wish to see AI generated inflation fartdragon today.
Then again, that's exactly the purpose of the Internet.

I don't take orders from faggots. I'll do whatever the fuck I want, and if you don't like it, you can cry about it, crossdresser.

 

[Tablet County]

Nigger I'm beaming my thoughts to your magic rectangle through space in real time.

listen twink if you don't make this thread something special I will drive down to your place of work and file a complaint that you misgendered me.

Look at the pronounced porcine features. The obvious greasiness of him. Oh, my God. He even has a second chin.

 

[Big Brutus]

to be fair, the guy turned black

 

[skunt]

bro pops into a furry rp expose thread and somehow comes off as more of a faggot than the gay furry vore roleplayers

 

[Keith Kunt]

I watched the Fallout Amazon show trailer earlier today. Gotta say, I really fucking want to like it and hope this will be a banger of a show. But I know from previous experience that tv shows these days are bullshit filled with lefty faggotry. Not to say the games also didn't have that shit in them. But at least it was tolerable because you could murder literally everyone in the game if you wanted to. That's really what'll be missing from the show

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

Nick Fuentes was an IVF baby. That should be enough argument against it right there.

 

[Aunt Carol]

i'll blame the jews if that's all you got but i'd prefer a more esoteric scapegoat for my budding schizophrenia

If you're not an astroturfing shoe jew, do yourself a favor and use a foot cream once a full moon so your sausages stop bleeding.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

It's not a crime against humanity if no one asks questions.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Sounds like a joke but computer programming is the leading cause of transgenderism.

 

[Tablet County]

I have sex with labia. I respect labia. I roundhouse kick some love and passion into labia.

 

[Pedophobe]

I will never fully understand these people and I'm not sure that I wanna.

Sex acts are just way more degenerate when the people involved are ugly. It's science.

It isn't a real doxxx unless colonoscopy images are attached.

 

[Sprate Header]

His life is basically The Neverending Story if the movie was about getting cucked instead of flying around on a giant dog.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Haiti cannibal gang are 'eating people they've killed' on the streets as violence erupts"

The real important question is whether they're seasoning the meat, or just bleaching it.

She links to an article written by herself from 2017 about Trump retweeting some gif where he is striking a gold ball and hits Hillary Clinton as example of "women's rights going backwards".

I always do all of my most serious research by clicking randomly on the TikTok Recommended For You, but for the phD I was advised to shift to YouTube Shorts.

I’m also not retarded or I’m so retarded I don’t realize it. Works out either way.

Go away. You are not welcome.

I have loved toasters in ways that would kill a lesser man.

Look at the pronounced porcine features. The obvious greasiness of him. Oh, my God. He even has a second chin.

I do not want to exist in a world where people like this are real.

tl;dr - straight porn is somehow gayer than homo porn.

Yes, embroidering your own necklace. The most manly of hobbies.

I swear, a good porn scene is like Bubble Bass's order these days:

"I want a Vanilla scene, slightly hardcore. Male actor with a studly physique, and with a dick he knows how to use. Female actress busty with an in-shape figure. Abs? Maybe, taut stomach just fine though. Knows how to actually suck a dick too. Cameraman focused on action and mostly female actress. No drawn-out shots of the male's flailing scrotum or the rest of his taint. And lots of passion involved between actors, with none of them saying or screaming anything stupid, until the guy climaxes."

We serve smut here, sir.

I understand them. That’s why I hate them.

I like at least a little realism in my porn scenarios and no "incest" pls. It's all weird coomer fetishes because coomers haven't been able get it up for years watching a pretty girl and a guy having regular sex. Or two pretty girls. Or two pretty girls and a guy. Whatever

 

[barbie meat]

This stunning and brave transconservative youth should attend right-wing seminars behind his parents' backs and make an appointment with an informed consent gym to begin his transition.