random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Stop quoting my Android raptor posts in random_text.txt

 

[Dr. Butt]

I truly believe that people have a right to be retarded

"Hey man, nice boner!"

 

[Brain Power]

Ah, yes...I remember growing up as a boy the first time I had to scrape the hair out of my urethra...

Good times!

 

[Dr. Butt]

A tranny's first instict is always to groom children. Anytime a male tranny opens his mouth to speak; no matter the topic, time or place; he will ALWAYS talk about grooming children.

 

[eatler]

Despite being 5% of the population, A&N retards shit up 99% of threads.
You are worse than the blackest, most subhuman wild nigger, you are worse than a boat of them.

 

[ƵIGGER]

I mean nobody comemorates the Armenian holocaust with the same zeal every year.

 

[Pedophobe]

It's not a featured thread if the same point isn't stated to ad nauseam for at least 30 pages straight.

If I had a four year old who drew like Chris, I wouldn't put it on the refrigerator, I'd just smack that little motherfucker right in the face and yell GIT GUD!

I’d rather be an NLOG if it means hating TRAs.

if that was my legacy i'd be out on a street corner shouting all the slurs i could think of til it went away

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Yup, just verbal masturbation.

Imagine it being 2024 and still being this mad about a curved stick, a string, and a straight stick with a pointy iron thing on it

The Iditarod’s rule 34 states that

Even by the worst of counts US AID has a higher kill count than the farms now.

this is a hate crime against the english language

Fuck Ben & Jerry's and their delicious Boom Chocolatta Cookie Core.

If we can't fucking argue, what's the point of Democracy?

“Sorry, I’m retarded, pardon my french.”

I DEMAND TO SEE VIDEOS OF NIGGAS FEASTIN!

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

 

[Lake]

Opened the spoiler, saw him squatting with his cock out, hid the spoiler again.
I don't need to see it in motion, I just wanted to see one frame of anything.

 

[Spud]

I always been able to make compelling and logic argument to justify foot fetishism. Don't think anyone could do that with vore tho.

 

[Meat Target]

Me japan, work is hard
Me seppuku in my yard

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

INTERESTING CHOICE OF FUCKING WORDS SPEDOPHILE.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

There's a video of a furry shitting on a plate as the current feature.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"The furry ERPers will be back, and in greater numbers."

Oh, so we're still going to push the false narrative that Kyle shot three darkies and not clarify that all three of them were honkies?

This late 20s fag practically oozes soy. He acts like his airport econolodge is five star accommodations like he's Borat. The $12 churro is greatest food he has ever eaten. The best part is when he makes cummies in his pants when he sees a Micky Mouse mascot. At Disneyland!

Fair point but the melodramatic redditor waxing poetic about his dick skin is funny

Add a mandatory class in school that shows people lolcows ruining their lives on social media similar to anti-drug programs.

Sorry, I no longer believe any good news. This must be fake and gay.

Bro I'm not gonna ass dox myself just take my word for it

It will never fail to amuse me when people who claim to be commies literally suck the shit out of the assholes of corporations while insisting anyone who doesn't is a "fascist."

>go for the yearly tartar removal
>get fucking euthanized
hate it when this happens

My cat was being a shithead the other day, so I put her in my room to cool her paws for a bit. As I dropped her on the bed, I told her to enjoy prison and didn't even think about it until after I'd closed the door.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

feral Changs are just as retarded as feral Tyrones.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

 

[Fungible penis]

We're not here to argue whether these cats should be fed or euthanized. We are here to dox animal torturers and get them swiftly executed in China's mobile execution vans.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

SEND ME ALL OF THE METADATA FOR VIEWERSHIP ON YOUR WEBSITE. THERE IS NO BETTER TIME THAN NOW TO LEAK THAT SHIT AND IF YOU HAND IT TO ME YOU CAN DISMISS ME AS A RANDOM RAVING LUNATIC THAT IP BUYERS CAN SAFELY IGNORE.

I know that jannies usually do it for free, but I've never heard of jannies paid in cum.

I think you need to stop being a negative Nancy.

We didn't get most miserable? Well that's bloody brilliant, isn't it. Can't even win a misery competition. What a waste of time that was.

I tried to kill myself by putting a fork in the plug socket but the bobbies came round and confiscated my cutlery for not having the correct grade of silverware license. The disposable plastic cutlery isn't working.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Admittedly, my dick is very not cis passing