random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dire Dire Cocks]

(From this schizo)

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

pero el furro dice que lo subio a P*rnhub. Tremendo.

Who would have thought the demand for dragon cocks was so large that there would be corporate espionage cases.

Him masturbating till he has scabs all over his dick is just another sign of not having boundaries,

I didn't wanna say it because I don't want to get killed but... clone theory is out there.

The only time I had any form of *thing* in the change room was when I was in like 6th grade and was at some swim event with multiple schools and when we all were getting changed some kid probably named Davin or Broady or something like that tried to make fun of another kids penis size (The human penis shrinks when cold, so when you get out of a cold pool and its still wet its extra cold, ITS CALLED SHRINKAGE) and I called him a faggot for looking at peoples dicks then everyone raped him.

Buy a tranny a pass to Bronycon and you milk for a day. Buy a sexy goth boi an acre and you milk for a lifetime.

my impression of kiwifarms is that you guys mostly create archives of annoying people
and for my taste, that would be a waste of time

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Do you claim this charity on your tax return?

 

[BirdUp]

patryk was a fat autistic faggot with a Mentally retarded brain and a bit Deranged at time and he never learn from anything and always making an ass of himself.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

 

[vomitusdeux]

Does the Autopsy report put the cause of death as Kiwifarms? If not, some may be seething.

Somehow, I don't think David will be coming out of his cookie jar any time soon.

Wow, how tragic. Play us off Chibi!

Mr. Ginder clearly didn't agree with this notion.

He was so dedicated to emulation he tried it with his gender identity. You have to respect that level of commitment.

Are you seriously comparing Ronnie Mcnutt who was a military veteran with severe PTSD to a fucking tranny who off 'ed himself over mean words on the internet? What is wrong with you?

Crazy how nintendo would drive someone to suicide. All those mario coins are clearly blood money.

Antihistamines kills another of our brave warriors.

#WhatDidHectorSay?

Null better watch out, he's been cursed by the werediapur fur, every full moon he'll turn into the baby bear from the charmin commercials and start shitting himself.

That shit's actually good tunes, even for ACKing troons.

Yeah man, when I see people on here call lolcows a dumb niggerfaggot, I can really feel the concern for the disenfranchised and disabled.

Suicide? A likely story. Already memory-holing what really happened to Byuu. Null subjected him to a one-man firing squad out back that fateful day Byuu got people to install Minecraft malware. Pepperidge Farm remembers.

The next Kiwi Farms Merch Run needs to be wish.com Kiwi Farms cookie jar urns. Use it for snacks, mylittlepony cum vats or human ashes. Each one should say, "Byu?" on the back.

Instead of a useless community happenings thread, it should be turned into a community femboy appreciation thread instead.

My sincere condolences on the loss of your croissant.

"Kiwi Farms killed me" is the new "Jews did 9/11."

>Now let me tell you why we need communism

Oh GOD DAMN IT. Even beyond the grave the motherfucker robs me of any joy of a freak suicide

On the one hand, someone is dead and that's sad.

On the other hand, lmao what a faggot

Furries, Troons, weird emulator people. best to never associate with any of them if you have any form of autism or mental health issue.

I'm basically a forum celebrity at this point, baby.

The kill count is a nutsack viewed from the bottom?

Enjoy your AIDS, you literal dick sucker.

Would yew liek some mayo on dat donut, m’ladydick?

Why is some parts of the FOIA in fucking comic sans

What is up with you and sucking dicks? Do you just enjoy the taste of cum or some shit?

Of course I have no remorse or guilt over a criminal tranny faggot killing a criminal tranny faggot. Why would I? I'm not a criminal tranny faggot.

Now that's what I call a deadline.

Simohamed Benbattouche is an anagram for anaesthetic bummed hobo, an obvious reference to Byuu's lifestyle and final drug binge.

"my first fluid sim" cottage cheese bullshit.

Thank you for the information, dear furry porn pro.

Just yesterday I clicked on a video because someone keeps commissioning art of this random bald guy getting tubgirl'd and the weird static displacement effect made it look like the hot cocoa scene from Foodfight.

Lastly, no one in psychological distress should PM some stupid faggot with an anime/Jap crap PFP. See your primary care physician/general practitioner, and if (s)he deems it necessary, take their referral to a psychiatrist.

They kiss and ACK! together while holding hands.

#DeadLivesMatter

I would simply not move to a country where I don't speak the language, become a tranny furry and then hang myself

he just sat in his room talking to internet strangers who knew nothing about him while eating illegal estrogen tablets.

Null murdered a kid? Who?

Does this look like a 47 year old, asshole?!!

"Please clench twice onto verification buttplug to proceed with our feature presentation"

I'm not sure if you're a pedophile, but I do suggest strongly that you do a flip.

 

[CornBogFitz]

so null taking away reaction notifications wasnt enough. yall retards still out here farming points by simply quoting everyone. go back to reddit faggots

 

[Hooked on phobics]

go back to reddit faggots

 

[Aunt Carol]

Sometimes I imagine that Lou is doing these things specifically for us, his audience on KF. We get him. We see him, with all his quirks, falsehoods and flaws. In a world of 9 billion people, we see him. We acknowledge his existence. We get the joke. We are witnesses to his being, and we may be the only people outside of his family who will ever remember that he lived.

Logic has obviously left the building. Or maybe they sat on it.

 

[Tablet County]

im a gay nigger who sucks dick for cock

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@dramamine

that was a test, you go to nigger faggot hell now

@HahaYes

Noooooo stalker child, it is YOU who is going to nigger faggot hell. Enjoy

@dramamine

damn I’m too retarded to reply at this point I’m def going to ga back hell

@Molly Millions

The problem is that I would pass out after slipping a roofie into my own drink
I couldn't rape myself because I was asleep

 

[Aunt Carol]

"What is the best version of Windows?"
"Every since I got old and started gargling used panties I am drawn to Windows 11."

Please be kind to our time-traveling Kiwis. They're still getting used to women's suffrage, cars and the Great War having a part two.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Why I Sued Joshua Moon For Being Late And Gay: and How I Became Falsely Known as Autistic, Retarded and MATI

 

[Oliver Onions]

“I EVEN HAD A SMALL MUSTACHE!”

Chibi cosplayed Joker from Persona 5 when he was in Japan, and one time when his mom had her boyfriend over I think.

 

[Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6]

no, i dont sell it. im giving my book away for free.
all my work is financed from social welfare.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Famous gaytheist has gay sex in England while being a gay faggot

@Albino Blacksheep Refugee you got your bussy raped and reshaped by @Mr Bones Wild Ride and now you're his gimp slave.

Friends was the Big Bang Theory of the 90's

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

It speaks volumes that one of the few news sources that clears the bar for trans acceptance is the one that never publishes the truth...

 

[vomitusdeux]

He even asks the supposed 16 year old virgin from Alaska why she doesn't have an Onlyfans, seriously Adam what the fuck

Jesus Christ can we please talk about the fact that he says the phrase ARE YOU READY FOR JOKER'S COCK GO INSIDE YOUR UNDERAGE PUSSY

PSA for cumbrained individuals: Your cervix opening for any reason, especially penetration, would hurt like fuck.

sorry im new here. but yeah, im "doxxing" myself, i have no secrets : )

Name a more iconic duo than the schizocow and the sex offender registry.

stop being brown right now

I'm laughing at the pictures of chibi scrunching his belly rolls together to try and look cut. Who does he think he's fooling?

At first I thought it was supposed to be the Batman joker trying to hit up anime schoolgirls. That would be more interesting at least.

"Well, I'm in my 30s so I totally understand if you as a teenager don't want to sext me anymore"

Name a more unfortunate body type than "fat with no tits".

I don't understand how Mr. White managed to surpass the Giantess Pussy Banana Scenario

i believe you mean cavexer. they're a heckin feMALE now

hows it feel to know you had to clean the company car after Chibi got done blowing a load in it

because you are already stuck on that trip "milahu is a child fucker"

why the beard is partially missing on my right side, i dont know, but its better now

"schizophrenia" literally means "breaking of chains"
originally, this was a name for slaves who broke free, and were on the run
(in that sense, yeah, call me "mister anderson"... or "neo"...)

I would rather not imagine this family as fluffies.

The correct term is nullo, you uncultured butcher!

So, if some porn-addicted faggot goes there and says he wants two extra penises, one to replace each nipple, and he wants to have a total of three penises then this clinic will do it?

That sounds fucking rad! Can we get a tv-show about this with lots of interviews of the crazy motherfuckers that go there and lots and lots of NSFL video clips of the results?

Will the dicknipples be able to shit?

Imagine marrying someone, then driving them to a doctors, them saying 'I am not going to get my balls chopped off' and then exactly that happening.

Yeah, imagine the scandal, right after the teacher explained penises have no gender and showed the 5th graders graphic tranny porn, the Roku box shows an ad that explicitly calls the dog dildo "male."

 

[joker jimmy]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/community-driven-happenings-feed-version-2.114933/post-18114175

"Are you ready for Joker's cock to go in your underage pussy?" -Chibi

 

[Gentlebastard]

Jap porn to me sounds like a grade schooler getting molested by her uncle. I'm not degenerate enough to get off of that.

I've said this before but these guys all seem to skip the main event of any girls' sleepover and that's trying to summon demons and monsters in the bathroom mirror.

"That heckin valid holesum 100 trans kween that you screenshotted being a pedo? It's probably fake since you use KF, and even if it was real, your results are probably just you secretly working for the Central Joshua Agency and trying to get the world to hate valid trans kweens!"

If I was arrested, couldn’t pay for a lawyer and this was the public defender they gave me.. I would just go to jail instead.

In a world where every faggot as a Mac how did he find a laptop somehow even gayer?

It might actually be a good idea if you're a total Strokey McStrokeface like he is.

Of all the things not to add salt to, this fat fuck who has more sodium in him than Lot's wife decides pasta water is the place not to have it.

"You like things in your ass. That's gay."

Deserved a Pulitzer for that alone.

I personally welcome my Nipponese overlords if they do things like kick niggers out like they do in their nation

This is both fascinating and extremely bewildering at the same time.

Faces of Autism 7: He ain’t heavy, he’s my sister.

Can someone translate those tweets for me?
I don't speak retard.