random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[MichałDrzymała]

You're a homo. You grew up around faggots and sissies and not around men being men, doing manly shit in their mid-teens ready to be accepted by other men.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

it was all a work

 

[barbie meat]

View attachment 6000112

But despite my better judgement, I tried the same things with a couple of my own selfies --my best selfies--and was pretty devastated by the keywords it chose, things like: 'pre-op', 'woman with facial hair', 'made of trash' (?!)

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Lolcow urination and defecation problems are all our business.

We meet up for drinks before her friend show up and we start talking.
She works in IT and for some reason I bring up I frequent KF, she just look at me like :huh?".

"What if we kissed in the SRS/GRS horror thread?"

How many well meaning dads bought Archie comics for their son “because Betty is hot” and their sons ended up attracted to hedgehogs?

Edit: don't fucking me Omori you're as bad as any of them.

(Warning: images of human feces on plush wolf toys can be found in this thread.)

I hate the sun the hydrogen powered faggot.

Also seems to like posting memes about skeletons raping women for some reason

 

[Sprate Header]

You can hear them making Jew noises

 

[Sean Shemmy]

i wouldnt shit myself as much if the ban reason was for being an annoying faggot

 

[HahaYes]

I want that nigger boiled in lard. $1 mil space buck reward.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

i personally have the video where he put wontons in some guys asshole, and then ate them as the other guy shot them out of his asshole saved

 

[Jason Wynn]

If you want to virtue signal who's more oppressed than ugly gay midgets?

 

[Spud]

When white people murder somebody, it's elaborate. When black people kill somebody, it's over some dumb shit or impulse.

 

[Golden Boy]

“There is no ‘chair question’, stalker.”

View attachment 6000695

 

[Uncle Buck]

If he can get a second job to pay for hookers he can get one to pay for lawyers. It's nearly the same thing after all.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The plaintiff is ORDERED to mail one alligator of at least 1 foot in length to the court within 30 days.

IT IS SO ORDERED

the less furry fetish shit a man has in his life, the less broken is his soul.

You're such an angry faggot lmfao

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

it is unbelievably easy to not stroke your penis

 

[Drip Torch]

I may be retarded but I'll never be guilty of being redditor.

 

[murph]

Nikolas couldn't intimidate a kid into giving up his candy and he seems like the kind of person who has tried.

 

[Harm]

Alright, the OP is in 4 ERP DM chains.
One is called "I am transgender but I hate troons", another is called "kiwisluts4_BBC".
I'm in the remaining two so I won't divulge any more information.
Invite me to the first 2.

"I like games, I'll be a games designer"/"I like cosplay, I'll be a cosplayer"/"I like Japan, I'll be Japanese"

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Does Null know this guy named his penis after him?

 

[Gog & Magog]

Strange to equate a legal argument as a moral defense. I've only seen bad people and Germans do this.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Dood probably blew out her, I mean his, pussy, sorry, bonus hole, riding Bad Dragon dildos

If you're charming enough you can convince her to let you do that without calling the cops on you

>he/it/toon/ink
>16
>pentagram in bio
Yep, he's got autism alright

What in the everloving name of God is this? Just so you wait until he finds out that Walt Disney (and by extension, Mickey himself) was an anti-semite. He'd go for another "ficto" at FTL speed!

You can call it a bunny hole all you want, Autumn, it's still a vagina. You are a woman.

No one out-greases the Chunky Yogurt, you fucking understand me? NO ONE!

If I had to witness a donkey’s dick getting licked whilst being absorbed by Dan Schneider’s fat rolls, I’d probably kill myself.

No, I don't have a folder of before and after images of a random internet personality.

Your avatar made me think you were gay for a while.

*digitally rapes u*

If only you watched and commented on my favorite anime "Madokudoku Sakura-Can Rape Dungeon" then MAYBE the anime chads would fight for you by making a petition to save the Kiwi Farms. But as it stands you will NOT have my katana at your side, sir. Enjoy prison.

Guys I just got a dm from someone called ḷ̴͎͎̝̓ì̴͔͖̼̳̩̎͗̽z̷̨̗̫̃f̸͉͉͗ö̸̧̞́͂̅̃̇n̵̞̦̟͊̆̄͑ǵ̶̝̰̥̙͙̀͒j̶̞̞̝̦̥́ǫ̵̼̮͊͋̈ͅn̷̳͉̫͓͑̓͑é̸̡̛͕̭̗͔s̸̖̒̃̽̍ and they sent me this image? what does this mean?

Kitten you can confide in me, I'm a licensed therapist.

Imagine Chibi being your therapist and he starts having a mental breakdown panic attack during the middle of the session

Instructions unclear, started a human trafficking ring in a third world country and am now on the run.

I've personally found that calmly approaching a women (Whilst holding a gun) and politely ask (Threaten) her if she want so spend some time together (She hasn't got a choice)

Btw, this is not trolling. I literally did all this.

They need to do Rape Planet first. Far more common and realistic in animal sexuality.

Any planet with sweden on it is a queer planet

Remember when all the faggots were saying "MONKEYPOX IS THE NEW COVID" and then it was found out gays were fucking dogs and everyone just suddenly forgot it? I wonder how much of a connection this documentary has to that.

Queer Planet = Rape Planet

Even the fucking flamingos are turning gay.

Can I piss in your brake fluid, I really need to piss and the brake fluid needs topping off

I'm going to wrap myself in copper wire and dive into a power grid.

That standards for General Discussion are quite low, but it seems it is still too high a bar for some individuals.

As long as we keep movie remake characters white I guess it’s okay

Between the fat lady discussing getting wiped and the sudden gay porn, I'm very grateful my desk faces AWAY from the door to my office and that I normalized me wearing bulky headphones years ago.

Fighting over parliamentary procedure? How 2015 of them.

They should be fighting over anime spoilers like modern gentlemen.

this guy is still crying about Byuu. He also posts in r/Boykisser...

He looks like if you made a Sim with only the ugliest facial feature presets.

Even in autism I must grift.

Turns out that that one image Homoshrexual posted on CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM's wall (The latter @ing everyone to it) may have been 'p. Whoops!

To think that my obviously comical and shitpoasty Rammstein butt slap avi was too haram and yet Josh allows this furry tranny shit.

Are we sure this "Finland" place even exists? After all, Australia doesn't exist.

Have you ever seen an Australian in person? Nah didn't think so. How about a Finnish person?

Wake up, these places don't exist, it's all a sham.

It's clearly a dude with a small dick. I wouldn't post CP just to annoy someone.

The lack of hair on the legs and the strange ballsack was extremely sus.

Legalized incest? But how does that affect me personally?