random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Remember how Wile E. Coyote would run off a cliff, but keep running until he realized he was in the air, then he'd look at the audience in despair for a split second before he fell? That's where we are.

 

[NerdShamer]

FACT CHECK FIRST.

or you get vagina videos.~!

And yes, it actually happened

Like I said, stop spreading lies about me or you get naked body images.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I'm being raped by seeing your posts
neck yourself

 

[BirdUp]

Clearly you haven't been to school yet. You shall learn the wonders of grammar. Enjoy school, stalker child.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Probably it's just "I HAVE PUBES!!!"

I feel slightly insulted that he thinks I'm a FFXIV player

Oh thank goodness! I was led to believe you had been raped. We were worried.

 

[JustSomeDong]

The Civil War could have been averted if plantation owners had rebranded their labor force as a DEI initiative.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Like I said, stop spreading lies about me or you get naked body images.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

When all you have is disco, and then you lose it. It will do something to your head. You get demoralized, destroyed. You cant disco dance, you cant wear bell bottoms, you cant listen to Bee Gees. You feel like nothing. And thats why the LGBT was created to destroy us.

I love the U.S. constitution. The first 8 amendments are solid gold, around the 13th and onward some mistakes were made.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

My ancestry is Irish Traveller

Stealing copper is a duty if you're occupied by foreigners.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I'm reminded of that rich AWFL marketing vp or whatever she was that got into a slapfight with the farms, because we were laughing at her designer kids she had via IVF with purchased genetic material.

He always pretended to be a tough guy, but he is just a Jellatinous faggot

 

[Gentlebastard]

Not quite as amusing as taking a bunch of Benadryl and having arguments with your hallucinations about your gender, but it's still really silly.

I can only imagine the will reading:

"To you, his brother, he has bequeath you "white bitches love black cock part 1 through 7. And to you Mary, his favorite sister he has left you his complete collection of hentai manga "but big brother, its forbidden..." the entire set of 26 volumes"

2a applies to muskets only, not modern assault rifles with high capacity magazines
just like 1a applies to pen and paper only, not modern assault computer keyboards with high capacity internet connection

Wait...what? Are most women straight? I thought they all were hot lesbians like on pornhub

"I'm sitting here listening to these people who sound insane and I'm saying similar things, what does this say about me?"

Not defending him, but could it be possible he deliberately shat his pants in front of the pope because he thought it would be funny?

No, stalker, my diet is entirely carnivore, I did not eat bread. Those are your delusions again. Enjoy prison.

I miss the days when we just could call them faggots. Now I gotta keep track of exactly what sort of faggot they are so I can apply the appropriate slur. Really taxing, homophobia takes effort.

I love me some good misogyny, but this is something else that transcends the sexes

He looks like the kind of Thai bride which you get from a second hand wife salesman.

Enjoy the prison of my mind, child.

 

[BirdUp]

I like sex when youre dirty or kind of gross, like after working out or firt thing in the morning. It's when you're most raw and feral. If you're into each other, it doesn't matter. And smelling each other without all the shampoo and cologne and lotion lacquered on top can add to the sex.

@Pilgrim of Grace

 

[the rat]

You seem perturbed that a hairdresser from Kentucky pulls more DMs than you do that don't involve cope-posting about lumberjacks.

 

[BirdUp]

i was selling a space heater that for $40. Some pajeet faggot asked if i would drop it off to him. He lived 45 minutes away from me. I just responded "lol" and he asked if I could meet him halfway. Part of me wanted to agree to this and then show up and just shoot him in the head.

 

[Crex Crex]

Debate LiminalHeaven on him being molested as a child, whether Rekieta family is behind satanism, and the relation between foster care system and Jews​

 

[karz]

I didn't experience it as a kid, my worst bullying was from other girls and adult women. Then again I was also an autist in sped.

There. We've once again cracked the code to this bullshit. For the 10 billionth time.

The Army knows their target audience. Violent, substance consuming, adrenaline seeking, with an invincibility complex that's catastrophic when shattered.

Casper + invisible + 41% = Casper the Friendly Dood!

lmao this shit reads like conservapedia

“29 09 22”
Is that a tattoo or an expiration date?

We are edging close to a timeline where Destiny becomes Kelly Jean's step-dad

smoke me a double shot of cappuccino im taking a dip bitches

It depends on how much it will help you win an argument online

 

[Slideshow Bill]

And I quote, "these people aren't gay, they're just fat and ugly."

"I want to go hunting" - that's only for men, you're not a man, go back to basket weaving. "I want to play with the kids" - that's only for women, you're not a woman, go back to basket weaving.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Shit like this almost makes me want to sign on for a complete fucking police state with fucking stazi everywhere because there’s basically fuck all anyone can do about fat ass negligent cat murderers.

 

[Crab Latte]

There's something Jamie says about Dax Herrera's dick in a discord screenshot in the OP of Dax's thread. I read it this morning and it's stuck with me. Apologies if it's already been suggested or included.

"I didn't thirst after his cock... I came to terms with it."

 

[stupid frog]