random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

Apple literally added a "suggest this egg less" feature for this, so if it pops up a "random girlfriend" memory, you can tell it not to, and it does the sneedful.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

C'mon boys, we're almost there! Let's continue doing nothing and letting our enemies destroy themselves!

I'm seeing a lack of your full name and address, could you send that over for us?

Wow, very cool, thanks for your schizo ramble. I don't think anyone gives a fuck but keep talking I guess.

They are going to kill us and study our brains to prevent people like us from existing in the next generation.

Are you telling me to put a modicum of effort into my posts?

 

[Spectate]

KIWI BIRDS ARE FUCKING UGLY CREATURES BECAUSE THEY REMIND AMANDA OF THE EVIL KIWIS ON KIWIFARMS THAT STALK AND HARASS HER

 

[Aunt Carol]

"why ist das random transsaexual touching my grandkinder"

It would be ironic if a (fake) Jew ended up selling a German out to the authorities.

I know I shouldn't expect much from someone who thinks he has Undertale characters in his head, but he's so wrong about everything it's almost impressive.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

bitch, you're getting eaten right here and shit out into a pig sty.

you don't know which infant(s) to murder until it's too late.

they’re called Belgians. I hope now everyone understands my revulsion

Very generous of you all to send Californians somewhere nicer than California

After reading this I went and had sex, patrioticall

Taco Bell is better than 90% of what Mexicans in Mexico eat on the daily.

Organ meat tastes like concentrated piss. Ancestors were wrong. Embrace medium-rare steaks.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The Book of Stalker Child

1:1 Thus saith the LORD concerning the Stalker Child, whose quill outrunneth all reason: Behold, thy fate draweth nigh, and thou shalt taste the chill of sheol.

1:2 Thy mind is as a barren desert, where once reason wander’d like a gentle hart.

1:3 Full ten thousand times and more hast thou been entreated—by missive, by courier, and by witness—to lay down thy pen and let silence be thy cloak.

Whenever I read shit like this I have to forcefully remind myself of all the sweet, compassionate and smart women I've met in my life to avoid slipping into utter despair and misogyny.

Are you telling me to put a modicum of effort into my posts?

WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS ONLINE?!

If he was dressed like a hard-boiled street-pounding journalist in a suit and fedora…well, he’d still look like a twat but I could at least respect him a little more!

it looks like he was the victim of some sort of "my first dictatorship" starter kit meme

Wait - it took me until almost page 4 to finally look at her thread and realize this is the girl from that old and endlessly reposted porn set where she gets dragged away and raped by gnomes.

You aren't going to last long here if being called a retard gets to you, you thin skinned reptilian nigger faggot.

No matter how much you agree with him, his politics, or his takes, he will find a way to get into a fight.

Fortune cookie ass advice

They're both poor countries so instead of having their militaries fight, they have their Ministries of Silly Walks fight it out.

I AM THE SUN AT THE CENTER OF YOUR EXISTENCE, CHILD

 

[Pedophobe]

I wish all chaos magickians would get a job.

Careful, that might be 120 gigs of dolphin porn.

It's proof there's a God. And it's also a proof He hates us.

MODS STOP CHANGING MY VIDEOS , you could get me indirectly introuble with the site for derailing the conversation and I WILL blame you for it.

Spite is a good motivator.

 

[Al Jolson]

Trannies can’t cook, they only know, make bimbo avatar, groom children, order doordash, charge dey dialator and lie.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The Funko pops are literally being replaced by skibidi toilet toys.

 

[Super Malario]

Girl's have cooties. Cooties kill. Punch her in the tit while screaming "begone THOT"!. Make it loud and clear you wont be bullied by a disease spreading hole haver. Be a man!

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Only because there are no fat chicks being trafficked since that's a terrible business plan

Plus Tarantino already holds copyright on all the feet in the world

Even other sodomites reject them.

I swear to God I'm going to upload a pistol-whip through TCP/IP if you don't fix that animation stutter

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"Say Nigger and Tranny, but don't you dare call Nintendo bad words".

 

[CallmeCicada]

look her dead in the eyes and shit your pants. Loudly.

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

liberty is for white people and some Asians

 

[Meat Target]

He'd scare off the customers by not using a mop.

 

[CaddestSlown]

We've been retarded for nearly 400 years.

Aaaaand we're back to Jewsperging.

Nigger why are you triple posting?

You are actually, legitimately, medically defined as mentally retarded, aren't you?

 

[Rotollo 2]

Excuse me excuse me MODS I talked to someone who makes me MAD and now I am MAD please ban the person who did this to me

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

"You're lying on the internet and I don't believe you"

 

[polyester]

I AM THE SUN AT THE CENTER OF YOUR EXISTENCE, CHILD

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Loud Robot Voice From The Hallway: I AM NONVERBAL AND WENT POOPY IN MY PANTS