random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Rembrandt]

this nigga likes them feral.

 

[Bawbag]

i helped ONE dog masturbate and had an inappropriate, entirely harmless non-coital encounter with a fully mature minor who was more emotionally mature at not quite sixteen than you will ever be,, fan boy.

 

[internet friend]

I get that it's Hitler, but he seriously won't shut the fuck up about the Jews.

 

[Pedophobe]

At what point does cope get so absurd that it loses all meaning?

 

[Mound Dweller]

I am a female misogynist

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

I get that it's Hitler, but he seriously won't shut the fuck up about the Jews.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

This is what happens when Blaire White opens the Hellraiser puzzle box

Walmart is always an adventure. Between all the Shaniqua fat asses in leopard print yoga pants and Mexican women that have turned into their mothers, it's a never-ending shitshow of very large and in charge

One scooter for each cheek?

ah, yes, that notably underrepresented group in gaming, fat

Now I'm shopping twice as long and will take a nap in the storeroom in the scooter with my feet on another scooter, you fat asshole

I gave you the Butthole Feels sticker.

talmudic fecal hell

EDIT: for those confused as to the operation of a colostomy bag fueled shit gun, just imagine a set of bagpipes with only one pipe aimed squarely at your gay fucking face

Exactly, where is Rape Souls, Rapist Gaiden, Legend Of The Rapist: Twilight Princess? Rapist devs are so fucking lazy always pandering to the lowest common denominator.

I'm sure the founding fathers were thinking about incest rape visual novels when they were drafting the Constitution

It drives me up a wall when weebs bring a thoroughly mutilated loanword back home, as if it's a Slavic prostitute that accidentally fell off a Dubai skyscraper three times in a row.

We should just start dropping a Giant glass dome over places like Chicago, air holes can be added if it's in budget

The only thing keeping the conquered from suicide would be the knowledge that in his household was his wife's son born of rape

Apparently tweaking nigger penis is a common nuisance in the Pacific time zone. Who knew?

I assumed the voice was fake until she streamed with her mom, both because she sounds more or less like her mom crossed with homestar runner

. Don't even mention buying it pre-cut by the grocer cause I know damn well there's at least one degen at that store who will see that hole in the middle an not hesitate to sodomize my pineapple before selling it to me

I look forward to seeing sabretooth bullies with teeth longer than their legs, propped up on the teeth with little legs spinning in the wind

the stories about students on there are funny even if I'm convinced most of them are ersatz and homosexual

I don't have a grandad to ask because he's fucking dead but if I swirled his ashes around in the bottom of a cup of tea it'd give better advice

those little radishes with the spiral in them

Lol, the Swiss made electric Jews to argue with the meat ones

You can't un-hooker yourself.

That's pareidolia for you, it's the necronomifoot

I give all the crabs I cook Ketamine so they go out feeling good.

"I got raped by a turtle and alligator at the same time" hands typed these words.

Between the garbage aesthetic and the lack of human interaction I think McD's is the most visibly dystopian restaurant out there (for the highest concentration of visible despair Arby's wins, but that's another story)

 

[Mound Dweller]

There is nothing wrong with filming people in public, including women and children. It gets weird quickly, but there is nothing inherently wrong about it.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

WASH YOUR BALLS OR COOCH, GENTS AND LADIES. THIS IS A CIVILIZED SOCIETY NOT USED UNDERWEAR VENDING MACHINE JAPAN.

People that don't shower shouldn't have rights

 

[SlaanyChaser]

A neovag seems even filthier than another man's arsehole

colonginas lined with a chunk of asshole that get "wet" when the Troon gets hungry

She needs therapy, but she'd rather glue horrible extensions onto her head and write fucked up books.

Yes, I understand that AI allows child rapists to seek validation by cosplaying as the Pope of the Catholic Church.

Everyday I grow more schizophrenic and racist

This is the type of retarded take that I expected from someone retarded enough to advertise their fucking Twitter on kiwi farms.

Geno has embraced Chinese culture by creating cheap imitation knockoffs of American made products.

This seems like something the Internet Preservation Society should look into.... SOMEONE LIGHT THE JERSH SIGNAL!

The important question is What does this mean for Israel?

Can't tell if the UK is an Indian colony or an Islamic one.

Canada getting ready to receive the entire population of both countries.

White guy acting like a nigger while a black woman acts like a good mother. England is weird.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

that is all your drunken, delusional hypocrisy talking, mighty white man. i helped ONE dog masturbate and had an inappropriate, entirely harmless non-coital encounter with a fully mature minor who was more emotionally mature at not quite sixteen than you will ever be,, fan boy.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Mum giving away a sign she wants her kid dead but through smothering her way.

 

[Dr. Butt]

The AARP isn't a restaurant.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Futa just like Mpreg actually is controversial to the tranny crowd, but that's another story for another day,

 

[Gentlebastard]

Only the most perverted, hard up, degenerate sex fiend is going to make that trip out to the middle of nowhere.

He expects pretty much everyone to want hookers everywhere

I give all the crabs I cook Ketamine so they go out feeling good.

I said that as a joke but now, I'm actually depressed how probably true it was.

'scuse me, but the guy wasn't a pedo, just a regular sex offender.

The love of a good woman can move mountains.
But a grubby gloved hand job in a seedy double wide trailer 'brothel' is probably just as good!

I mean it killed them instantly, but getting Gaddafi'd isn't exactly how I'd like myself to go out.

Local man transitions into sewer ghoul.

"I got raped by a turtle and alligator at the same time" hands typed these words.

I've always been curious how many farts one has to huff in order to think this way.

I like seeing familiar fellow farmfaggots between the threads, it's like we're racist dinner party buddies.

I'd completely forgotten about this ancient meme, and now here it is in an actually relevant context.

TLDR; nuke China.

The merge was real and the lolcowification of the world continues.

 

[vomitusdeux]

At least she isn't pregnant with Null's baby

I ate hot chip today
To see if I still feel

You should do a dissertation on the true nature of Sissy fetishism.

Ramming a nail into a usb port is more genuine than anything you and your gay little classmates did.

In fact, if we had her nudes when we were torturing the masterminds behind 9/11 perhaps we would have been able to bring Osama to justice without getting involved in Afghanistan.

(furfag literally shits in a public pool)

THE BEATINGSCUCKING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

Did we ever find out how Emily killed the pope btw?

Anyway, I assume that the black guy comes home hoping he can become a furry too and she just says "Get a job nigger.".

Gentlemen, what is the charge? Eating a cake? A succulent Hitler cake?

Real men can touch their Weiner to the floor.

Since we're talking about seafood, it has come to my attention recently that black women often wash their vag with harsh soaps while being loudly disgusted by the suggestion that water is enough.

The ever present pooner trait of not being able to fucking format a paragraph really needs to be studied.

sign up now and get 30 percent off a bulk order of Kraft singles

Are we gonna get a Cooking with Zoella stream where she puts a used diaper in the oven?

Forgive me for not knowing how lesbians get down in bed.

Stop arguing about diapers and have a cat

I always appreciated his choices in stomachs he would shoop himself into

Does she use utensils to eat cat litter?
There are...concerned parties who want to know.

I can be utterly consumed by penis envy and also be transphobic. It's not a conflicting trait

I don't know how that's physically possible. One of her tits is up under her armpit and her other udder hangs down to her deep sexy bellybutton.

 

[Cnidarian]

And then everyone would call him a pedo dogfucker and he’d shit himself with rage. That’s the kind of wholesome fun you just don’t get these days.

 

[Dr. Butt]

OBSERVE MICHAEL CORLEONE.

 

[JustSomeDong]

"Hardin could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this Circuit before. There could be Hardins anywhere." The desert wind felt good against his bare teeth. "I HATE HARDIN" he thought. I Don't Get You Taylor Swift reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $5 energy drink circulated through his powerful thick skull and washed away his (merited) fear of lawyers after dark. "With a whore, you can fuck anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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