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[Speedrunner]

*makes angry lesbian noises*

So anyway, I was watching MLP(obviously I'm totally team Rainbow Dash all the way) and my mom comes into the basement without knocking even though it's literally supposed to be my space. Like, what the fuck? I didn't say anything to her, but she totally caught me clopping and now I want to dieeeee

I don't need no surgeon I can cut off my balls with a good 'ol kitchen knife and some spliff for the pain!

SHUT THE FUCK UP
I AM GONNA RAPE YOU

YOU NEED CORRECTING FOR NOT AGREEING WITH ME AND THAT COMES AT THE END OF MY GOCK

i wanna dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

someone said i dont pass!!! SO I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF WITH MY DADS HUNTING RIFLE

Things are getting properly scary here in Trump's America and I'm really worried that they're gonna be sending us trans folx off to camps pretty soon. I'd buy a gun but I'm pretty suicidal rn so yeaaaaahhhhh~ ://///////////////

i like kids

Say it with me

SEX WORK IS LEGITIMATE WORK
SEX WORK IS LEGITIMATE WORK
SEX WORK IS LEGITIMATE WORK
SEX WORK IS LEGITIMATE WORK

I'm non-binary and just had a nice raunchy fart.

It's not incest, it's fauxcest

okay Chris might have fucked her mom but that's no reason to misgender her

Im going to kill myself if you stop me from exposing my shenis to your children, if you stop me from exposing my feminine penis to your children you are a far right extremist bigot nazi.

Someone should kill that Joshua Moon guy as revenge for all the trans murder he and his awful transphobic and hateful stalker site has caused.

I feel so euphoric when playing with my big girl clitty in the women's bathroom.

cis gay bestie and i were having a kiki and he asked me where all the gay guys on grindr went... sweetie, no. grindr is for the dolls now. go back to scruff and go do some tina.

Heya dolls! Tits update: 2 weeks into progesterone and my girls are aching! I use hot water bottle on them and to my joy my left breast has a drop of milk coming out! #TransGains #Gendereuphoria #DOLLYParton

 

[Statix_Shark]

Jazz's (man)boobs are a separate entity with their own set of physics rules. I stopped asking questions about them long ago.

 

[Rux]

Null's anglohatred is racial memry of 4fathers battleing the british. 4hate to not eat self, he must glory 4 america. So he glory 4 it because frelspech. German tonguespeaking manifestation of anglohate, historic british enemies german was. Null hate for britain greater than robot killer "AM" no mouth scream have to. Selfperpetrating. Eternal MATB

 

[Towoman]

Because I'm a high-functioning autist and not a retarded one, I challenged him and beat him at memorizing numbers.

 

[Tablet County]

why do GB News appear to have a 13 year old in his dad's suit presenting a programme?

As a great man once said: Just run them over with your car.

70s vagina beard

Author of Leninist classics such as Da Fuq We Finna Do Now? and 'Bitch-Nigga' Communism: Y'all Done Fucked Up.

Resting fag face is a new one for sure

 

[CallmeCicada]

OH NO MY J-OSHI!

 

[I'm a Silly]

Null's anglohatred is racial memry of 4fathers battleing the british. 4hate to not eat self, he must glory 4 america. So he glory 4 it because frelspech. German tonguespeaking manifestation of anglohate, historic british enemies german was. Null hate for britain greater than robot killer "AM" no mouth scream have to. Selfperpetrating. Eternal MATB

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Taco burrito to you too, señor.

Fufufufu Spergo-san, you have fallen for my trap. All according to keikaku

 

[Sooty Soot]

I am Indian, and living among other Indians makes me suicidal.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

i literally have a 36 page long kiwi farms thread and they've convinced themselves I have a fart fetish a fat fetish and that i like kids

Spoiler: Source

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[neger psykolog]

I thought I was bad at public speaking but goddamn. After such a performance J. Edgar Hoover would be throwing the word "jigaboo" or even more esoteric racial terms like "moon cricket" all over the building built in his name that is about to get torn down.

 

[Disc]

If it's any indicator of her popularity, I've already seen at least three different images floating around of her with a hyper futa cock

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I'm torn on this. On one hand he promised it on his ass so he's definitely a lying scammer

I think having it on his arm is more kino than on his ass

 

[Tablet County]

EPSTEINS BACK BABY.
NEW ISLAND, NEW JOB, NEW OPPORTUNITY

Can we make a separate Internet for people below 90 IQ points?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

That is normal Pixiv experience, I followed a user for extremely cool art of game I like, only for them to draw FOUR chicken anthro porns in a row.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Also they can and would be allowed to legally eat giraffe

Get fucked, I'll keep pirating even if I've to use an international starlink account with an antenna wired into my car driving around a denny's parking lot while torrenting stuff.

Null is a hamster confirmed.

Every time I have to see this woman I try to explode her with my mind but at this point I just have to assume that she has too much biomass to be able to be exploded

Just imagine nipple piercings with little fried chicken drumsticks instead of the usual studs

Please choke on a lemon

Goddamnit I know that off the top of my head imagine all the more useful shit I could have memorized

Mother of God, I should've kept not reading

Blahblahfourarmedlobstergodwali

I imagine little Nazi blood cells.

 

[Gentlebastard]

There HAS to be info on this guy. No one is this fucking schizo without leaving a trail of skeletons.

I'm the entire fucking pyramid including the three other faces not shown and the bottom of it as well.

All I see are the words RAPE CHILDREN strobing in black & white using the MS Impact font.

This is not a simple explanation at all. It is complex and full of woo.

There is no bottom to this particular barrel.

These freaks want to be treated like normal people, right? Then they will be subjected to getting killed, discriminated and held accountable by law like what normal people experience in life.

As customary, history repeats itself but in a more lame and gay way.

His batshittery and distructive disregard for others is on par with stuff you only ever hear from Eastern European and Chinese orphans that spent the first years of their life being locked in a cage in some abusive, barely funded orphanage before some naive American couple picks them up.

Haven't either of you ever wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater? And only pure grain alcohol?

Even retards have standards.

 

[often puzzled]

Why do we even autism? Are our painstaking archives meaningless, in the face of unrelenting, repeating retardation?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why the fuck I went there the first post is some hairy pooner with a dicky-clitty shoving a dog dildo up her hot pocket

Never heard of anyone shitting themselves from hunger before.

Everyone that voluntarily dons the name Zoey also voluntarily dons the mental health afflictions associated with that name.

There's no straight man on earth that can stand to be fucked by another guy, at least not for free.

Imagine killing yourself because a persona named "Chip Unicorn" told you to get a job.

"me personally, I make sure all my bills are paid/funded before I buy disgusting art of my gross fetish, it makes life go a whole lot easier."

 

[Dr. Butt]

It goes without saying, you will see man-made horrors beyond comprehension.