random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

You're such a talmudic tarbaby.

 

[Aunt Carol]

My money's on chronic masturbation and poor hygiene.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Dude subscribed for softcore porn of some hoe with Spongebob ahh teeth.

How the fuck do you upload your goon folder, not once but twice? I'm fucking crying.

How can you say: "I prefer you'd to be quiet" if you can't say "that's a mid bong I wanna violate?"

Our dude Scotch jacks off to Nullina lol

That's how IP bans work you digital retard

dude sounds like the love child of Mickey Mouse and Strong Sad from Homestar Runner.

They don't play warhammer because they like rng and painting, they play warhammer to tell you they're transitioning.

Please take care of yourself and stop consuming fujo slop.

He looks like an anorexic pooner.

nick bates’ “how 2 rape ur sister and smear shit on urself” class

why is the tranny sitting in a room filled with dilators?

A dog, with pubic hair? The kids are not alright.

if you want to save the trees, you must cull most of the Chinese.

Not really sure what ketamine does to your brain, but it seems like an autistic version of cocaine.

what does raping the dyke deer imply in this story?

the day i trust a jew not being jewish will be the day i start using pronouns

>There's a lesbian rape-correction route
I take back every bad thing I ever said about Toby Fox and ARYANrune

I asked myself this: Are Marx and Trotsky in Heaven right now? (Answer: NO.)

*Note: I do not endorse adding rape options to video games.

Nigger vs Predator. Whoever wins, we lose!

What the hell are gay tools

Xkeeper comes to your house personally and datamines your corpse for secrets to throw on some article's to-do list.

Communists and anarchists are getting the shit kicked out of them live and you want to get into a slapfight about Jews? Get your shit together.

 

[CaddestSlown]

boys, i don't know what's happening, my peepee is tingling!

 

[Hooked on phobics]

deportations are now the moderate option

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Modern day Indian spirit quest, do a ton of meth and burn your house down

 

[3MMA]

your taste in men sucks

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Communists and anarchists are getting the shit kicked out of them live and you want to get into a slapfight about Jews? Get your shit together.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Expectations: Skynet
Reality: "Holy fuck I hate niggers"

 

[CaddestSlown]

The sun falls.
Now the natural camoflauge of the nigger is most beneficial.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Its all very gay. Listen to death metal and smoke some meth instead, its better for you.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Hey, hooked on phobics, they showed the cops taking away the setup they were using for the "fuck Ice" banner, and right after that a second "fuck Ice" baner was unfurled.

Also fuck you for giving me a banana.

 

[.iota.]

The thing about Death-Marches is you either get to where you are going or you die.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Two different people can dislike the same retard.

we are living in a dead world, our reality is a corpse and we are the maggots, idk how lomg we have until we run out of world-flesh to devour, it can be anywhere from a few decades to 100 trillion years

 

[I'm a Silly]

 

[skunt]

Imagine having to tell those poor cars’ families… Knock knock… the garage door opens. Immediately wife car knows, and begins to sadly honk

 

[CheesyBoy]

Don't Cheer for the Feds.

Cheer for the Tear Gas.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The same thing happens with Blacksmiths Anvils. Theres usually one guy within 5hrs drive (then theres another guys anvil territory) that buys up all the anvils. Literal barn full of anvils, selling 1 or 2 a year. You wait for this bastard to die, but the other anvil guys drive 6hrs and buy out the whole barn before the body is cold, under cover of darkness.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

STOP.
GIVING ME.
A PENIS.
STOP.
GIVING ME.
I DON'T LIKE-
I DON'T WANT ONE.
AND STOP GIVING ME A PENIS

 

[babadook]

Imagine having to tell those poor cars’ families… Knock knock… the garage door opens. Immediately wife car knows, and begins to sadly honk