random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[frozen_runner]

Anyone else hungry for Doritos and Pepto Bismol?

BREAKING NEWS: NIGGER SHAT ON THE FLOOR

Charlie Sheen doesn't need discipline, he has tiger blood. One stripe is AIDS and the other stripe is his blood cells powerless to stop it.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Naked trannies reading books to school children. I watched naked faggots glitter in the sunlight in front of four year olds at pride parades. All those moments will be lost in time... like severed genitals in a trash can... Time to 41%.

The fuck is a nigger bubbler?

KF doesn’t have enough torture rape boards to be Reddit

The pride flag is gay and Jesus gave everyone permission to burn it.

TIL: You can buy fox piss from a hardware store.

Imagine if instead of this smut we had the intellectuals choice, the James Joyce Fart Pornhub.

The math never seems to math does it?

Your sixth-grade math of course can't math. You need Advanced Transmath. Ratios are a spectrum.

There's something deeply wrong with the people from Indiana and Illinois.

I hate that I clicked on this thread.

Also, fuck the moon.

This is heartening news, but totally anti jewmitic.

I ain’t a pussy, I’m a faggot, and there IS a difference

You don't need a Ph.D to know trannies are stupid, alright?

Don't go kayaking. You'll become tranny Alan Moore.

My aluminum-wrapped head tells me these are lies.

 

[Law]

i guess they were right when they said you can get raped by words

 

[Oliver Onions]

Left hand in the air, left foot preparing for an amputation.

 

[Rembrandt]

Saw a lot of conflicting things about how killing everyone in a bandit camp actually works so I went to Mexico, slaughtered the first camp, and burnt the bodies. Gonna see if they respawn or not.

 

[Gentlebastard]

This is not a DSP thread.

Objection! Ever since The Merge started, we have been in the Cow continuum. DSP is an  aspect of Gree, and both DSP and Gree flow into the Mother Godess, CWC. Maybe you should spend less time fapping to your loli vtubers and more time studying Cow metaphysics, law-boy

I think he must have watched "Pretty Woman" repeatedly as a teenager, because he fully expected the hooker he took to the Olive Garden to fall on love with him when he "wooed her with his wooing words".

The problem we have in armchair diagnosis is that he is such a fat fucking failure of a human being while also being phenomenally weird in ways especially hard to pin down to any particular disorder, so we are left grasping at straws or trying to slowly narrow him down by ruling out shit he almost certainly is not (i.e schizophrenic, thin, straight, etc)

As far as I'm aware, he managed to weasel his way out of everything by being a complete piece of shit

The guy can’t even read a menu with pictures, and he expects the world to take him at his word that he comprehends what he reads in olde English.

“Why don’t lesbians like men?” Because words mean things?

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Just in case you need a reminder intersectionality does not exist, here's Black Null calling white women devils.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

This is not a good look during Pride Month.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Not unless he made Graffiti and Spock dry-hump.

 

[Spectate]

Talking about serious statements...! I will start now!

When did you start jerking off, @Goycast—

 

[redlenses2112]

The only good Germans are the Texas Deutsch and the Pennsylvania Dutch and the Mennonites. Just nuke Germany by now.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This has been quite a discussion, and I'm not going to contribute to it in the slightest!

When I start my drag act, I'm going by "Big Beautiful Bill."

 

[Fat Brown Moid]

If any of you see this traveling around no I am not dead and no I am not trans

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cardpo...iators-discussion-thread.200706/post-21934431

@Cardposting said: "I don't collect old computers, I collect animal bodies and minerals and skulls and feathers..."

 

[vomitusdeux]

Supposedly Mia Hamm got married to a lesbian coworker named "Stephanie Bustcakes" and they both lived a long life off of their massive incomes, tribbing like bonobos.

i can see chris living by a roller coaster

Well, fucking your mother is pretty typical in Alabama

Isn't "filling in the Barb niche" how Chris got himself in trouble to begin with?

Yes, on that mug is a picture of his clown OC with the grotesquely exaggerated buttocks.

My brother in GodBear, a mostly fully grown duck fetus still in the shell is NOT fucking egg drop soup!

Eat the late-term duck abortion

He references the resurrection of Jesus cruelly and mockingly on easter

How dare he besmirch the good name of Jésus Christ by making a boner joke?

I would pay money to see Ellen page bench pressing

“Call it soda not pop, I’ll show you pop nigger” - police sniper having the ultimate final word on the soda-pop name debate.

Is that what the subcontinent is going with? The Brits stole all their big True Aryan Thundercocks and now they're left with Dasyu Micropeens?

This one would have probably went undetected if he didn't decide to use his diaper porn account to go "REEEEEE BLACK TRANS CHILD EVIL"

"we may be porn addict drug addict turbogooner groomer child predator CSAM peddlers explicitly and intentionally getting kids addicted to extreme forms of porn but at least we're not RACIST"

“Carnival to reintroduce keelhauling for particularly unruly passengers.”

I still assume the only reason he wasn't streaming speedruns at his dad's funeral was because he couldn't figure out how to connect to the church's wifi.

When the fuck did Carnival become a section 8 boat?

You sound like Dr Eggman right now, so I assume your get rich quick scheme is turning Africans into Badniks.

Keelhaul that filthy land nigger send them down to the depths below, make that monkey walk that plank with bottle of rum and a yohoho

Colton's nasty bloody looking ketchuped weiner made me remember.

 

[Pedophobe]

Only a hyper faggot bitch would act this way.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Let's be real and honest, the jailbait memes exist for a reason and some girls can look pretty damn mature at 14, 15.

 

[tehpope]

You can make an AI say whatever opinion you want. Just to prove my point, I asked the same thing to an AI chatbot designed around gay sex with Funky Kong.

 

[Tetopettenson]

Jesus man, I'm starting to feel bad for you now even if you are an insufferable atheist.

This dirty nasty bitch has rotting banana peels lying around her floor while filming sex toy reviews?

Are you kidding?

Autism.

 

[NoReturn]

page 4- 17 is jackson dissent

 

[Dr. Butt]

You seem to really struggle with geography and cultural anthropology.