random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Laburnum]

"Funny how all the black-descended men of my family all bred with your white women. You're projecting, little white cuck."

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

I feel blessed we are all alive at the right time and place to be able to witness this sentient slap in the face to darwinism.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Xir, this is a gossip site, at the end of the gay, no one really gives two shits about politics. We just want to laugh at the autistic bug-eyed freak and his gross fetishes.

 

[Pedophobe]

Sometimes people just need to vent.

 

[Lurkey Turkey]

“Yeah every single person I sent to rule over you is a satanic pedophile cannibal, there’s no way to get rid of them and I’ll make sure they live full, happy lives and never face consequences for anything”
-God

 

[redlenses2112]

My teenage son seems to have a bigger dick than I have

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

I mean, there's a reason it's not called the stunning and brave fish.

 

[Aunt Carol]

When you hate the Jews so much you put yourself in the oven

I notice the r/Salmacian lunatics never seem to want to post their results online, which I would suspect is because they realize they have the dumbest looking crotches of all time and will not be seeing the gates of Heaven when their time comes, but that's likely quite optimistic of me.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

the kino casino thread is in EDNA WHERE ARE MY GLASSES I CAN'T HEAR YOU mode

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

Men don't smile, they glower. And hump things.

 

[Niggolash]

The best turd in the sewer is still a turd.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

The worst race literally is chocolate. That's why they're called "chocolate folk." Blacks and chocolate goes together like poo poo and pee pee.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Many of Joshua Moon’s users are mentally ill and it’s incredibly hard to track them down because they hide like cowards.

 

[Dr. Butt]

ARE YOU SINGLE?
NO WOMEN ARE SINGLE!
BUT IF YOU ARE AND DON'T WANT A CHAD, MAY I SUGGEST YOU APPLY TO BE HIS SWEETHEART:

 

[Aunt Carol]

You too will grow and mature in the coming years and realize you're nothing special and trapped here with the rest of us. Enlightenment will come to you eventually.

“Well no one‘s holding my hand while I raise this child, Hepzibah or whatever, guess it’s everyone else’s fault if she ends up as a flat-headed retard.”

 

[Gentlebastard]

I really hope that's trolling but given how much bat shit insane sexual deviancy is out there, it's entirely plausible. And really nauseating.

Now this might strike some viewers as harsh but what he needs to do is call her a retard and mock the shit out of her.

Back in anchuent Greece or during Carnivals we used to call them Seer's, Fortune Tellers or as the kids call them nowadays "noticers"

Where does this guy work, the degen retard factory?

But if he didn't have his unearned arrogance, all he would have is his failing health, a family that hates him, and a dying channel!

"I'm trying to kill myself, but I only know cringe ways of doing so, any ideas?"

I feel like he could manage a normal romantic relationship if he wasn't such a dreadful, self-absorbed piece of shit.

I once got sunburn from a painting of a sunrise.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Frankly, I don't get it. On my birthday I always celebrate not having to talk to Albanians.

 

[Aunt Carol]

“The people who moved our items left them in the living room, and that is where they have stayed”

Issiah killed 450 prophets of Baal, so yes, religion is worth killing over.

I got two of them when she put them on sale for $5 each with free shipping.

That's a fucking woggle-steal

The quality is shit though, obviously

I don't want artificial intelligence in this thread, I want organic retardation.

"the counterfeit money passed somewhat well except for the neovagina where George Washington's mouth was supposed to be."

One even wrote a crossover between The Trailer Park Boys and Resident Evil, a fic that is now 20 years old. You really don't see such bold crossovers anymore, not without them sounding ridiculous.

I thought he was trolling too and then I was introduced to this thread and realised that he is, indeed, an idiot.

 

[Rotollo 2]

I'm a fucking mutt kike, what ya want me to do?

And yes, this is edgy Reddit. You can't call people out for thirstposting anymore.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wait. She's back in the hospital again? She never left? Somebody get this girl an omniscient narrator.