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[TV's Adam West]

i rated everyone on the last 3 pages dumb to see who had rating notifications enabled

fag

fun fact: you can click on someone's page and click on "Start Conversation" to send dick pics if you're too worried about getting banned for posting them publicly.

Imagine being so mad and racist you can't even enjoy knowing X gon give it to ya.

I have an IQ of 136 (Formally Tested)

Why would you make a post like this when you've already gotten upset about the last one being negrated?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This is not how I expected to be spending Hitler's birthday.

 

[verygayFrogs]

How the fuck could logos scare people?

What is this autistic sorcery?

D.W. looks like a potato with a wig on it. How is that sexy?

Autism knows no bounds.

The Slave Leia Wiki

Hank seems to attract the ire of a lot of people who fucking hate their dads for some reason

That boy ain't right

Why are Etsy ''artists'' so obsessed with vajayjays?

you cant tell me what i can and cant do with my free time mom

She's whiter than my cum.

No one has rape fantasies about those nasty stretch marks.

ABSOLUTELY HARAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
الله يعاقب هذه العاهرة للأبدية

Being rick rolled in 2018 is a little sad

Nevilles beggin for a peggin

That's good and just.
All hail our Great Leader! Heil Null!

Nidoking, Nidoqueen, I give y'all motherfuckers... Nidotroon.

You heard it here folks, Diaper Boy is FAR beyond talking to niggers.

Lesbians don't want your sweaty dick, Alex you rapey fuck.

Too many cocks, just too many fucking cocks...

"I"M A RAPIST LET ME BE A RAPIST THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A RAPIST"

YOU. ARE. NOT. ENTITLED. TO. SEX.

No, I just eat whatever I can find in a dumpster behind the local Arby's.

And Cuomo wound up killing grandma anyway

I heard raid shadow legends sponsored the vaccine.

imagine getting killed by a chicken, the most harmless of all livestock

fuckin nool taking away stickies.

I can't cum to this thread or that thread.

The gunt strikes out in pain

Ethan Ralph is a fat flaggot and a soy filled bitch

Ethan Ralph is 5'1 and I would not have sex with him

@Null has been Gunted.

"YOUR HONOR, DOES HE OR DOES HE NOT HAVE A BROKE DICK?"

Easter Ralph, owner and editor of the Egg Report.

I liked the kill all pedos videos too.

They took my shitty Yandere fuckboy, can't have shit in the JJBA fandom.

And despite that, Jenner is still a better choice than Newsom.

DMX isn’t dead he working on a collaborative album with Tupac and Biggie Smalls just you guys watch.

HOW YOU GONNA EXPLAIN FUCKING A MAN?

No, whitey just gets double dose.

Joe Biden Murdered DMX!

Imagine getting rejected by chris-chan of all people.

She should've bit his dick off.

Blacks can't be superheroes they aren't bulletproof

Pussy is one hell of a drug

FUCKING WHORES!!!

Me and the boys simpin our way to a full dox

NIGGA JUST BUY POLISH WHORES OR UKRAINIAN PROSTITUTES LMAOOO

Why would you simp for such mediocre pussy?

Where dreams cum true (& honest)

Women are truly the niggers of gender.

Babylonian Money Magic Slave System

You know you're bad off whenever Chris Chan cleans up and looks better than you.

My Little Pony is connected to terrorism now.

WE WUZ VIKANGZ

WJZY...........jizzy.........all your spunk laden sex news all the time.

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that Chris Evans isn't attracted to obese niggers.

Niggers are too busy fucking morbidly obese white women

Yo why the fuck does the reptile have nipples or tiddies in the first place

ROYGBIgot

smoke weed every day inshallah

Happy 4/20, based goatfucker

BREAKING NEWS: DEREK CHAUVIN HAS BEEN CONVICTED OF BEING A MEANIE WEENIE POOPY HEAD!!!

Born too late to explore the earth. Born too early to explore the stars. Born just in time to sneed.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Guys! Guys! We're ignoring the obvious dark horse candidate, Hitler reveals himself after 70 years preparing his moon nazi space armada and uses the ensuing verdict chaos to establish his 4th reich! Wake up Sheeple, who do you think is behind all the UFO sightings???

Sonichu is an ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POKEMON, not a yellow sonic you FUCKER

Imagine being unironically this fuckin stupid.

But no one rapes niggers.

Eating food is, itself, autistic. People need to quit eating food, then they can quit being autistic.

everyone who posts in this thread is an enormous faggot

 

[Meat Target]

You’re gonna become an impromptu tranny.

 

[Monolith]

Good work! This is absolutely the most repugnant stinkditch I’ve ever seen.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Very nicely detailed in this blogpost.

oh Jesus Allah Buddha

Someone exhibiting the most basic capabilities of marksmanship makes you file them under "do not fuck with"?

>complying
cringe

America’s got talent lawsuit coming soon....

Well I just love the way you waggle your commas

REEEEEE DISCRIMINATION REEEEEEEEE LOLSUIT REEEEEEE PLIGHTS!

Sure, the Happiness Enforcement Patrol regularly beat up old people and minorities in the streets, but you can buy Funko Pop versions of them so they're OK!

Unfortunately for you, you're twice as ugly and half as memorable.

Who said I was mad?

 

[NyQuilninja]

What's the difference between a. Black person and a Nigger?

A black person has a job, a family and responsabilities.

A nigger ODs while getting arrested by the police.

You asked for my attention you nigger dick sucking nigger-spic faggot.

Get chauvin'd.

niggers of the farms please get out please get out

ikr i love fucking niggers, i love taking nigger dick up the ass and cum running down my face. only you know more about taking bbc.

im so gonna photoshop a dick in his mouth

I just want my white kiwis to know. I likes ya, i likes ya a lot. your women mainly but i likes ya so lets take it easy

Like watching the world burn? Well you have your viewing pleasure laid right the fuck out for you. Enjoy!

The real race war is going to be between latinos and blacks while whites are busy talking about transgender bathrooms.

I wish you guys would stop engaging the pokemon furfag

This is the only way to live, get with the program faggots.

Glow nigger is glowing

Please, tell us more about how autistic you are. We might just have enough for a thread.

"I HAVE MANY SEXES WITH HER!"

I'm not mentally ill. I am better than you, and I'm sick of you faggots.

They licked their dog's butthole extra hard in celebration, I can tell

I hope you don't reproduce. Not because I don't think you can but because the collective IQ of the human species would go down as a result of your retard offspring

>this faggot is really going to give us a shot of his sister/some camwhore's tits for free because he's so assblasted people made fun of him
This fucking website, man.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I was so confused how people could possibly change their minds so easily, but then I remembered that children are very stupid.

 

[geovonnigeovonni]

geovonnigeovonni said:
im so gonna photoshop a dick in his mouth

fyi i did

 

[NyQuilninja]

The US could go full soldiers in the streets Civil War and McDonalds workers would still be expected to show up and serve McMuffins to both sides. No hazard pay btw.

Great post you stupid fucking retarded cum drinking nigger, eat shit.

The days I spend noticing the difference between living people and the people hanging from lamp poles somewhat shaped my childhood. Never mind my part in any of this

 

[Socrates]

I think it looks pretty good all things considered. And it isn't a defect of my birth—it's from a car accident. That in no way represents the whole white race.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

WHY IS NO ONE COMMENTING ON HOW THE DOCTORS REPLACED HIS THUMB WITH AN INDEX FINGER

 

[Just A Butt]

George Floyd died so we could find proof of autistic extra terrestrial skinwalkers

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

Girlfriend isn't in the mood to write on herself tonight, but luckily I do have an old pic where she did it with my name.

 

[Hitman One]

Girlfriend isn't in the mood to write on herself tonight, but luckily I do have an old pic where she did it with my name.


I'll post one in about two hours with my username if you faggots aren't convinced. That's right. You can think whatever you want of me but I still get more pussy than you fat shitskins.

Edit: And I'll have more kids, faggot.

Immortalise this cuck post haste.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

That's all fine and dandy but I still nutted in a really hot bitch who is my girlfriend and not yours, and will have my kids, and be my wife, and you will still be a virgin.

And all inspite of having fucked up hands.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

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Immortalise this cuck post haste.

@Null pls.

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

I wrote my name and time stamp on toilet paper pretty well. Seems like I'm doing alright

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Mood: sharpens sword

damn late and gay again

In order to make a bunch of coomers happy, we're devolving as a fucking society.

This Bigfoot lookin ass should watch his mouth, calling other people cryptids.

This is like the smug nerd picking on the friendly special needs kid for clout.

How soon do you think he is going to make a Garfield medallion?

In this world, it's feed or get fed.

this is what happens when you fuck women

is it ever worth it?

The pandemic is making everyone extremely fucking horny.

It's like the circle of life but with cum.

No such thing as an asexual. It's the ultimate incel cope.

If you're not speaking figuratively, I really need to know how you killed someone with a PowerPoint presentation.

Where do diapers land on this scale?

WHY IS NO ONE COMMENTING ON HOW THE DOCTORS REPLACED HIS THUMB WITH AN INDEX FINGER

I don't have one. Plus ralph is a landwhale who ducks hideous chicks. I am not.

Have you been diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder?

homochads i think we've won again

It's too late for that.
His dick pic is already on Kiwifarms.

Exposing yourself as a redditor does more damage than posting your dick tbh

Already posted my dick.