random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Honestly, I can't take it seriously because it means you can be a SWERF and TERF. You can just respond with "yeah surf and turf is pretty good" and they will get triggered because you're implying that you eat meat.

THE MAYOR IN FOOTLOOSE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

"Fucka you, abracku trash. Get off our appu."
-- TikTok execs, probably

DEY TOOK ER TWERK!

 

[Kabuki Actor]

The most autistic comment I read on A&N this week; sadly, they don't have any puzzle piece stickers on there anymore

>calling yourself subhuman to own the mudslimes and wifebeaters

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The actions of one motherfucker are being allowed to destroy this site's history

If you haven't done anal or had your rug munched on, you're a pretty boring woman and i don't have sex with boring women

I guess I'm gonna be a social outcast because I won't eat ass then.

where do you get current info ? i only have internet

You know it's bad when your piss is depressed.

touch titties touch: cannot touch 'titties': Permission denied

 

[Local Fed]

Who announces that they impregnated someone in a brag-tweet?

what's that i can't hear you over the sound of master race welch's sparkling grape juice

When you go to fight the taliban but instead end up Achmed's 4th trad wife.

It's like Dragon Ball Z, his virginity came back stronger after being destroyed.

 

[Penis Drager]

From one of those autistic PM chains:

I saw a small replica of a Rottweiler. Testicles and a sheath were on that replica. it pleased me to see that.

 

[Meat Target]

Nothing says “welcome to college, ladies” like being accosted by a funny-looking, greasy, older man, who is slobbering on about how great prostitution is...

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

@Lurker

the glowies were the autocorrect the entire time

 

[Fìddlesticks]

So basically.

A fucking tomato.

A fucking tomato.

A fucking tomato.

all autism, even small amounts, gives us our power. dont feel down on yourself.

Cut it off and make lampshades

"Ey girl, I am a pretty big deal on the internet, I can even hook you up with a KiwiFarms account."

Sure, I was online at 8 myself, but I wasn't on 4chan.

"HEY QT WANNA HAVE MY RAPE BABY? HERE, IS THIS YOUR CORRECT HOME ADDRESS?"

"So Ralph, you have never once offered to do me a favor, and have disrespected me and my site. But now, you come asking a favor from me, and on the day of my Pigeon's wedding no less."

She see’s them consummate their glee and pleasure that same night. Desperate and insane she sees an opportunity to escape her eternal incorporeal imprisonment, and exact revenge at the same time, and uses sheer evil and willpower to inhabit the newly conceived child.

Your favorite giggle demon is doing a karaoke stream now.

New & Improved Watson Concoction™(Now with Asacoco!)

Going ACKSHYUALLY to the Taliban, that's always worked

You could have said no if you didn't want to rape a kid. Seduction only works if you say yes.

FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER I AIN'T LEAVING KIWIFARMS BITCH YOU LEAVE! FUCK OFF OH WOW! WITH YOUR LITTLE 12 RESPONSES ON TWITTER! MY GOD PLEASE!

 

[Meat Target]

Imagine being his wife. You work all day while this fat fuck sits on his ass tweeting non-stop, spending all of your money on lawsuits.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I might be gay, but I'd fuck a tom girl. Such a shame they are a rare breed now...

Retardation has got me this far in life. Why stop now?

 

[Hitman One]

TFW the guy who eats human shit looks better than you

 

[NyQuilninja]

Dude I lost it with the bitch holding weights with her snizz. That shits hilarious, I’ve never seen a woman hold a dumbbell with her pussy.

Bitches larping the black sun but they got a black son

Witches are NO JOKE. I once had a fling with a witch, and later earned her ire due to my refusal to commit to a monogamous relationship with one of the Devil's concubines. She put a curse on me. In the 20 years since then, I've become a complete loser, and my life is endless misery. DO NOT PISS OFF THE WITCHES!

I have read enough Conan the barbarian that I have become immune to such petty hedge wizards.
Much like how Conan didn't fall for Afghuliatani spells by their powerful wizards, I too have defeated many witches by calling them fat and throwing their JO crystals into the ground

Niggle lives matter

 

[Thomas Highway]

I'm trying to get the trans community to stop wasting time and resources on degenerates

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Did you know there is zero photographic evidence that Kamala Harris has ever used a toilet?

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Chris-Chan diddling his mom was like the equivalent of fucking meme 9/11.

And that's exactly why you don't pick them up. Sometimes the curse isn't real. Sometimes the curse is hepatitis.

First of all, ask if living forever is really a good thing and why.

My blood seems to be transmuting into liquid contempt.

But yeah. Totally smashed right now. Make out with you sister. I'll catch you tomorrow, bro.

I was resigned to the idea that dank memes were now a legitimate tool of statecraft

Late and gay doesn't even begin to describe it

Ha, PUA you are now cat cucked.

Either way, I figure at least 75 million people in America are retarded.

We really need to be selling the 72 virgins thing to incels.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Nool couldn't handle killing Byuu and some other 3 people so he 41%'d himself.

Now that null is dead can I have kiwifarms?
First order of business: New board for posting pictures of womens feet.

I challenge your claim. A fight to the death. We will meet in the fields of honor in Minecraft.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

He looks like the scary librarian at the elementary school i went to for fourth grade. Except uglier. And a man.


but who will eat it?


There is not enough chlorine in the world to protect you.

Gayer than cum on a mustache.



We need to bring back burning societal rejects and deviants at the stake Salem style.

 

[seri0us]

From one of those autistic PM chains:

Invite me to it

 

[Penis Drager]

Invite me to it

Done

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Starting to think some of those people should never, ever be around children or animals