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[Tablet County]

Why do I keep seeing these EvaXephon quotes that lead to nowhere?

 

[keytar]

The first time I saw my hometown mentioned on the Internet it was a screenshot of an autistic girl on deviantart publicly begging shadow the hedgehog to come to her house, along with her full address.

 

[Sprate Header]

There's shooting yourself in the foot, and then there's just shoving a warhead packed with fissile material into your face and detonating it like Arasaka tower.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Nigga shopping in a pineapple under the sea for undergarments.

I think if Sade had ever seen Kevin, he'd have seen the error of his ways and died at the foot of the Cross.

Tell us more about the fetishes that trannies have ruined for you.

if you're not british: stop staying things that are so retarded they make me think you're british

That jail is filled with pissers and cock showers during that particular season.

And if you think I'm going to even look at your third grade level, barely realistic assessment of the catastrophe that is the American Civil War, you can lick my nuts.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Stand back. I'm going to say the n word.

 

[Tablet County]

"rayman noodles"

Just try to steal my future you fat bitch, I'll fuck you up!

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Well, just this once I guess we can forgive a catty comment.

 

[Tablet County]

He is the face of a thousand spergs, lost in the wind. He's like a historically significant build that the town can't demolish out of reverence.

Whenever I start thinking humans are shitty, I go and watch a few of those videos where someone gets eaten by a bear or a lion or something. Lends perspective, I can tell you

Of course there's also CCTV, dashcam and bodycam videos of people getting shot and knifed and whatnot, so it all evens out

 

[Pedophobe]

Words like faggot, tranny, retarded, nigger, chink have no place in my vocabulary.

Don't thumbs down my post you fucking nigger

What is going on with people building bunkers and tunnels lately?

It's also always interesting to watch normal people try to make sense of severely autistic behavior.

 

[Lichen Bark]

He's on something, his freak miscreant traps make that obvious

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I used to fuck whoever, I fuck my hand now... my point was that people generally change through their lived experiences.

 

[Meiwaku]

Dead bodies and permanent injuries aren't really funny, most of the time at least.

Back in my day, when you were a poorly adjusted loner with mental health issues, you made a comic or a fanfic. Now they build underground cave networks.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I think by “epiphany,” he meant “boner.”

After discovering that transitioning did not bring an endless supply of 10/10 lesbians, our hero tries desperately to find consolation.

based & hydrogen-pilled

Gamergate will be old enough to be in 4th grade talking about Skibid Toilet with his friends before going on Fortnite, and people are STILL malding over it.

That shit broke these fuckers.

I would subscribe to your Pajeet Eats newsletter.

"You can't tell me no or point out that I'm lying, that's HATRED AND MURDER!"

speaking of weird things kids eat and niggers.... you could absolutely start a trend of those candy neckalce sorta things just made out of scented cornstarch chunks and shaped like big gaudy negro jewelry
that straight up sounds like something that would evolve into a tiktok fad

There aren't any fat people in concentration camps. If you stick this porker in a, er, vacation getaway without access to food he'll be skinny within a year. Send him to Deathfat Dachau!

I will admit I ate crayons and the darker ones tasted bad while yellow and white were waxy and palatable.

Wow. Didn't expect to find a guy I've actually seen in a porno before on here.

He is usually playing the husband/boyfriend of a girl who then gets railed while he jacks off with some weird cage thing around his dick.

Eunuch maker is such a badass nickname to be called as at the newspapers, I'm jealous.

"Disney is everything to me, it's my entire life"

We're only 12 days into 2024 but this is easily the saddest shit I've ever read.

"I'm looking for a romantic relationship, my forever person, someone to spend the rest of my life with and grow old together. I LIKE TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS WHILE I BARK. ALSO I'M MEDICALLY RETARDED"

Russians smell like cabbage soup. I had a Russian babysitter and she let me play Nintendo all day while she knit in the other room.

I love the contrast between the Virgin Seether and the Chad Meltdown Enjoyer.

I suddenly feel less bad about the abominations I've made while drunk. At least I didn't treat hot sauce and pickles like they were interchangeable.

Nothing quite like a mouthful of that raw swamp dirt, seasoned with parasitic worm eggs and various other microscopic arthropods.

I mean, treating 'seasoning' as if it was a food group isn't past his intelligence, but it really rubs me the wrong way.

wash your ass nigger

It wouldn't even be possible to make satire out of this cuck because he is already a living caricature. I will burn at the stake before I ever insult God by claiming this man has a soul.

It was actually another redditor that clued her in to the magical place called "outside".

 

[Pedophobe]

Jewish groups through history have used tunnels for warfare, resource transportation and more.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Because we're mixed with Mongoloids and Hungarians. We're not actual Europeans like English, Celts, Spaniards, Italians, Dutch, French, and Swedes are. We're undoubtable more Eastern and thus niggerish, thus non-white. We'll never be deserving of an R1b DNA having Blonde Germanic girl from Western Europe. We'll always be Niggerish.

 

[Rembrandt]

I think the reason why this particular saga with Chibi makes me laugh is because I am admittedly a sex addict.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Funny the two biggest internet transgenders consists of a dude that fucked his mom and spent decades trying to get a girlfriend and a dude that tried selling HRT to kids and is a huge racist

Between the jew tunnels, some random negro spending 50k on commissioned softcore porn and the cpu goddess (who fucked his own mom ) meeting a former farting pornstar. did God write the entirety of 2024 while on lsd.

 

[Tablet County]

Whoa whoa shouldnt we finish working out airplane food first before moving onto gay lamps?

There are two wolves inside me:
1. Islamic Content
2.

I can’t remember the last time I saw the same thread featured twice for two completely different yet still massively humiliating situations.

 

[murph]

Have you seen the shapes they grow those carrots in? They're coming after our children, I'm telling you right now. They even put it right on the marketing, its full of Vitamin A(ss)

 

[Tablet County]

Kanye West is an anagram of eew stanky.

There’s a fair amount of Osmosis Jones rule 34 and I’ve seen about half of it.