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[frozen_runner]

women are fed sleeper clones created to perpetrate sinful acts in order to dumb down society and keep us passive to usher in the destruction of the western world

That was one of the finest cyberbullying video I'd ever seen up to that point. It honestly makes me kind of nostalgic.

"Mentally ill man puts on make-up, commits crimes" isn't a "queer work of art", it's a fucking documentary.

3) No person shall be convicted of an offence under subsection (2)
(a) if he establishes that the statements communicated were true;

>Great news the Holocaust didn’t happen so I can’t be convicted for denying it since I speak the truth.

smug elation is the first step in the five stages of liberal grief. stage two (twitter histrionics) soon.

The physiognomy is so on point it's downright platonic.

Am I referencing lynchings or am I referencing monkeys? Choose your own racist adventure.

It was the 70’s, it was a different time.

Actually, it’s a little known fact that Niggers(Nigs) were a commonly used scientific unit for measuring noise levels before adopting decibels(dB). For example, a running lawnmower would be about .3 Nigs, while the Titan rocket that launched Voyager would’ve been ~20 Niggers.

i know it wont happen but it would be very funny if one day voyager 1 somehow ends up crashing back onto earth but for some reason the record is now silver and the recordings are just various slurs from the future.

Nigger women were used as a unit of weight for a time. The average adult male weighs about 0.01 nigger women.

The answer to antisemitism is to unironically stop being fucking jewish.

 

[Tablet County]

I'll come clean, I personally shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand in 1914 in a plot by the KiwiFarms time-travelling OPs division to start gamergate two and get Donald Trump re-elected, and everything so far has gone exactly as planned.

You need everyone for a movement like this. Including the lolicons.

do not ever derail an on-topic thread for 5 pages talking about kidfucker cartoons again

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

It's the first line of defense avec it's literally a filter for Chinese made from niggers.

Next up: being catfished in tank game.

“We are a whole bunch of people who have been told no. Don’t, Forget about it. Don’t even think about it. No. Poo.”

For those times when you want to dip your nuts in your coffee, but it's just too damn hot.

$1 million to support Lemonparties in Philadelphia.

Just program the AI to loudly insist that the gay dude owns a doghouse. Duh. It's like these people never studied logic, or something.

One of the things about people these days is that a lot of them don't seem to understand that you don't have to share every thought that pops into your head. Kiwi Farms, Q.E.D.

Oh, I have drawn mountaintops with me on top. Lemon yellow sun.

But I just sit there and smile and nobody knows why.

they are all fighting over my O ring

Gotta teach the kid the tools of the trade. Maybe one day he'll make a homunculus.

I'll one up you, I'll also take some cayenne pepper and toss some chicken in all this.

Let he who is without a headless torso in their fridge cast the first stone.

I bullied a mexican kid named Angel so often and severely that when he learned to speak english he had a stutter.

There has never been a better time to be a vindictive asshole!

It's gays' fault! It's white guys' fault! It's Jesus's fault! It's Republicans' fault! It's Joe Manchin's fault! It's Harry Potter's fault! It's their fault when I look in the mirror and see a monster instead of a teenage girl. In fact, the only person who bears absolutely no responsibility is me, clearly.

 

[Aunt Carol]

you don't get a gut that hairy with gas station boner pills.

 

[vomitusdeux]

To tell you the truth I haven’t seen you until now, I would of invited you to be virtually molested by catler and madre.

There are more homosexual neo-nazis out there than you'd think.

Going straight from armed robbery to Cannibal Holocaust seems unlikely.

Minorities get late access to DLC.

"We're sorry, this product is not yet available for your melanin."

The kids call it a gunt. It's the fatty area below the belly button and above the pubic area of a woman.

Day 81, Stickerchilds still going craycray. Now they’re typing out sticker names in protest, versus inserting them, as that was called gay a page back. Stickerchilds show such hunger for their notifications. Heaven only knows what will happen with these wildin’ stickerchilds & their emotional protest.

Kids these days are weak as shit, I swear. The title made me think that the mom mixed in raw bones, chilli peppers, vegemite, tabasco sauce, window cleaner and a brick.

What dipshit moron kid takes a swig of that and decides to keep drinking it?

I'm not saying it's a bad thing either, I quite enjoyed getting a notification from @Hitler for 420 updoots

Except you can quit taking drugs and maybe suck up a little bit of brain damage. You can take your bell bottoms off and put on a suit. You can't grow your cock back.

Zoomers are fucking weird. They eat sushi and listen to nigger music.

If I had an obsession with eating corn starch I'd at least try vomiting it up afterwards. Would it not play havoc with your bowels?

i bumped the garfield drawing thread and nobody has posted garfield. thanks for fucking nothing

Are you really asking why niggers are acting like niggers?

A man who jerks off to anime feet is a foot fetishist. A man who jerks off to anime men railing each other is gay. A man who jerks off to fat anime women is a fat fetishist. A man who jerks off to anime children is a pedophile. Hope thats helps.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

All that men want, normies and incels alike, is for a woman to actually smile every once in a while

 

[LurkTrawl]

Why the ever loving fuck is there half a page of you type02s talking about taking a shit in a water bed?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Dyn

fucking dogs is not conservative or traditional

@Bri'ish Teef

I like when my farts smell of hardboiled eggs

 

[Kulee Baba]

You going to squeeze water from that gunt?

 

[PhoBingas]

Holy shit, Ralph actually beat someone besides his women.

 

[Brain Power]

God made it to 10 commandments without mentioning the Holocaust. Discord couldn't make it past 5.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

People are giving their energy to Toriyama in the live lobbies right now. It's wholesome.

 

[Dr. Butt]

If you're trying to cover your manhole, use a manhole cover. It's literally in the name.

let your very male vaginal hair grow to an appropriate length and then braid it together across the opening. You can even use beads or other adornments to make it unique and fun.

We've gone down a tragic and stupid path.

 

[Pedophobe]

Is anyone else having issues with notifications not popping up correctly?

Well if its on 4chan its most likely true

Jiggle physics are a waste of GPU cycles.

Jiggle physics are the best use of compute resources.

Letting normies onto the Internet was the biggest mistake in the history of computing.

 

[Brain Power]

I gasped at the surgery, then guffawed at the “Love your hood!“ comment. That isn’t a hood, that’s a burqa. Good luck finding the cock stump clit under all of that.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Toucan plantations are my job.

Eating Foot Loops is not a job, yet

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Official Kiwi Feet Pic Score Sheet Guide: Autism Edition
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1. Overall composition of the foot.

The overall composition of the foot is the main aesthetic of it. Do the proportions fit? Is any thing deformed or abnormal? Are the philological details obscured by obesity or neglect? The presentation should be taken into account as well as the angles used for photography. For the most accurate assessment, photographs should be from the top, bottom, and both sides. Under normal circumstances, a top down pic will be all provided and it must be judged aptly.

In normal foot anatomy of the adult, you want to see bone and tendon detail, some veining and proportional toes and heels. Some hair on the top of the foot is acceptable. The foot should compliment and be proportionate to its owner.

2. Big Toe Appearance

The big toe is a key foundation for the feetpic and foot structure itself. The toe should be straight, rounded, with a healthy nail that takes up majority of the last digit and be parallel. Points are deducted for neglect, too short, deformity or misshapen nails from birth. Points are also deducted for misshapen big toe digit, or injury.

3. The smaller toes

The other toes should compliment the big toe and fit the foot nicely and not look misshapen or neglected. Points are taken off for hammertoe or other deformity or neglect. The remaining toes should be flexible and more slender and the nails proportionate as noted before. Excessively short nail beds will be deducted points. They should not be splayed but should sit healthily on the foot.

4. Body, ankle, and heel

There should be a healthy arch present in the foot and it be neither too wide nor narrow. It should show some tendon and bone detail with no deformity. The ankle bone should be visible and the heel should be rounded but not overly bulbous. The heel should be groomed without calluses and the skin hydrated and clean.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Transphobia really is the great uniter. Black and white, homo and straight, conservatives and feminists, amd Null and the British.

 

[AltisticRight]

Joe Biden was more coherent than Rekieta

 

[Overly Serious]

That being said I am not a fan of Nuclear war

 

[Pedophobe]

"That echoes previous research showing how bigger AI training datasets can produce even more racist outputs."

The real trans joy is the children we destroyed along the way.

We're gonna have to call this one a draw because idk who's full of more shit here.