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[frozen_runner]

swiss banking is overrated, swiss evil is underestimated

Hitler was a limp-dicked liberal who only enacted half measures.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The Last Judgment should now proceed as normal.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

What a joy to watch the human version of the mouse utopia experiment play out in real time.

 

[PhoBingas]

How does he smell? TERRIBLE.

Because he's French, you see?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Nobody wants to go to some weirdos compound in the middle of nowhere to possibly get butt fucked deliverance style.

Her giant nightmare-inducing ass wasn't solid, is the thing. When she walked it looked like a jello mold in an earthquake. It made noises.

They still haven't figured out unleaded water.

Pedophiles and /r/teenagers, a tale as old as time itself

Still waiting for JKR to get real and hit TTD.

Don't mistake their nose-holding politeness for a lack of racism. During the George Floyd riots, niggers insulted the Japanese for not siding with them, and the Japs released a torrent of racism they'd never seen before.

fujo to ftm pipeline is very real

The one who birthed me, has no children.
Yet, should you gaze upon me, you will certainly see a child.
What am I?
A Patrick Tomlinson tweet​

For $60, you can get a comfortable pair of New Balance dad shoes, prefect shoes for grilling. Or you can get a pair of discount store shoes with a face of a man staring up lustfully at your cock.

Which way, western man?

Well you see, when making fried chicken, some recipes call for adding corn starch to your flour. At the same time, it has 'corn' in the name, so it must count as a vegetable.

Ergo, it's a healthy snack while also being usable for your fried chicken.

The shoes are ridiculous, but let’s not sleep on the “Special Needs Children At Play” bucket hat

That pillow is somehow worse than the pre-stained shirts.

You fuck animals, don't you?

Any faggot claiming to be "trained in krav maga" on the Internet is a lying sack of shit. It is the purest form of bullshido.

Yeah I'm little salty someone beat me to peeing on your shoes intentionally

I like all tattoos as long as they are unambiguously racist.

I propose that "international woman" should be a transphobic dog whistle for troon.

can you agree with me that its rather fucking obvious Neytiri is more attractive than Sigourney Weaver?

Nooooo sweet baby stalker child, these are just your delusions again. A real man threatens to kill his wife and unborn child then abandons his daughter to play with dinosaur toys and suck the big fat cock of establishment politicians.

Get used to it retard, this is what you signed up for.

I wonder if there is unexplored psychology autism regarding this.

I hear signs of congestive heart failure in his voice. Did he have another mini stroke recently?

 

[Mr Bunny]

Just when I thought I couldn't hate the Brits any more, they have to make a gay barney with chickenpox.

 

[Tablet County]

Doesnt florida have a horrible climate you can only survive with a daily dose of meth?

"Everything changed when the MAGA nation attacked."

 

[SiccDicc]

You can't hold in a shit for 9 months, dumbass.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I’m also not retarded or I’m so retarded I don’t realize it. Works out either way.

Obviously shes a real man, shes got a stiffie at a 10 year olds party.

credit given where credit is due, she got a hole punched into her esophagus for shits and giggles and that's the type of munchie dedication I'm here for.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

You people are a circus

@Pilgrim of Grace

Irish have been buttfucked through history.

If retardation was terminal you'd have died a long time ago.

You are all strange.

 

[soulgains]

Im honored to be included in the compilation of the most autistic KF quotes. Big ups my niggas.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

fuck you null you pedophile why dont you go jerk it to CP

 

[vomitusdeux]

The second greatest lie the Devil ever told is that trannies are fuckable.

"Ugh, I wanted to spend the entire day talking about my fetish and how wearing skirts makes my dick get hard, but my bitch wife wants to spend it doing 'productive' things and being 'responsible.' It's not fair!"

Wow. Tranny with a pitbull mouth 'vagina' rubbed her 'clit' so hard she tore it.
As a lifelong clit haver, I can confirm this has not happened and should not happen.

I like the bit where she tells her dad that it’s creepy that he was looking there. “It’s really important that I have a visible penis, but how DARE anyone notice it!”

"Is it not appropriate to have a penis at the kids party? Did your dad also leave his at home?"

I love the big dick and the tiny balls

Polissa famously had a freak out after her hysterectomy because she could hear it every time the hospital played music in the maternity ward when a new baby came along.

I do not know if anybody else feels this way, but the Mickey Mouse HRT box and the "Peppa the Pig" Band-Aids just scream "masculine" to me, amirite?

Damn, I know I want to try the sausage made of ground up retard children

I have a need... to rand ki...

*Looks around for Loona Hellhound*

I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kanye. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kanye. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then they'll go inside, pen a brief missive to their departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without their one true platonic love.

No Nazi ever called me a sticker sperg.

I said shut up you stupid fucking gorilla nigger, holy shit. If you want to discuss loli so badly there's containment zones that aren't the farms.

Then go be social on an actual social media, and not the one you use to talk about chris chan's weird toenails.

in no circumstance are you talking to your buddy from math class on kiwi fucking farms.

My beloved wife whom I married, I love you, but I can't make babies with you because you're sterile so I'm leaving you, lol. Yeah I know you could get pregnant via IVF but someone on the internet told me that if you can't have kids the natural way then you shouldn't be allowed to, so I'm still leaving you. Bye :3

are you trying to sell Islame to me?

Okay, I might want to recant all of this shit.

I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sneeding of his brow?
"No!" says the man in Silicon Valley, "It belongs on my platform."
"No!" says the man in Serbia, "Stickers are for dopamine-addicted reddit niggers.'"
"No!" says the man in a dress, "You belong in prison for stochastic terrorism."

Inhale my dong through your nostrils homosexual.

"And there was no "Barbussy" at all, ever."

Said completely out of nowhere. For no reason.

Sure Chris.

Adam! Did you show your willy to girls on the internet?!

reaction notifications are not "a reward". not being notified adolf liked your post from 6 months ago in the middle of a thread is not "a punishment". i wish you'd stop.

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What in the fuck?

this Luigi guy seems like a major nigger.

did not wish to see AI generated inflation fartdragon today.
Then again, that's exactly the purpose of the Internet.

I don't take orders from faggots. I'll do whatever the fuck I want, and if you don't like it, you can cry about it, crossdresser.

 

[Tablet County]

Nigger I'm beaming my thoughts to your magic rectangle through space in real time.

listen twink if you don't make this thread something special I will drive down to your place of work and file a complaint that you misgendered me.

Look at the pronounced porcine features. The obvious greasiness of him. Oh, my God. He even has a second chin.

 

[Ass to Ass]

to be fair, the guy turned black

 

[skunt]

bro pops into a furry rp expose thread and somehow comes off as more of a faggot than the gay furry vore roleplayers

 

[Keith Kunt]

I watched the Fallout Amazon show trailer earlier today. Gotta say, I really fucking want to like it and hope this will be a banger of a show. But I know from previous experience that tv shows these days are bullshit filled with lefty faggotry. Not to say the games also didn't have that shit in them. But at least it was tolerable because you could murder literally everyone in the game if you wanted to. That's really what'll be missing from the show

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

Nick Fuentes was an IVF baby. That should be enough argument against it right there.

 

[Aunt Carol]

i'll blame the jews if that's all you got but i'd prefer a more esoteric scapegoat for my budding schizophrenia

If you're not an astroturfing shoe jew, do yourself a favor and use a foot cream once a full moon so your sausages stop bleeding.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

It's not a crime against humanity if no one asks questions.