random_text.txt

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Look, I'm not saying I have a foot fetish or anything, but if I hypothetically did, the idea that I could show up to school one day and be told I get to suck some hot cheerleader toes under the guise of raising money for some gay charity would be the equivalent of hitting the Powerball. Not that I would enjoy it or anything, I'm just speaking hypothetically haha.

 

[Dr. Butt]

the last part of a human centipede where the first two parts are troons

Kiwi Farms.

 

[Haftag]

Nigersaurus

 

[Black Man Underwear]

https://knowyourmeme.com/comments/5779214#comment_5779214

I hate recommending KiwiFarms but that's the best source for this kind of thing.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

DBZ was what defined 'cool' for a generation of people around the world, it lionized heroic masculinity in a way other shows didn't, in that greatness had to be earned rather than just won. It taught that struggle wasn't simply necessary but a virtue that endowed such rewards as respectability and strength.

 

[Meiwaku]

Null: no, europe is not a lolcow.

its not hard to predict what will happen when you make a fandom around being attracted to animals.

It's always a shitpost until it isn't.

how the fuck are people unironically replying to "but what if negrates make someone kill himself???" suicide bait 'arguments'
livestream it you fag, and we'll negrate your obituary too

> furry ERP DM chain
> sticker notifications removed
> scores hidden
> join dates hidden
> people STILL find time to complain about HHH

i aspire to annoy people like he does

the most diverse group of white supremacists on the internet.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Roses are red
violets are blue
Your pussy tastes like Wendy's
Fuck sickos too

 

[BirdUp]

The sudden rush of the entity was shocking, no loud noise or distorted face, just an unnerving presence that instantly sent chills down my spine.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Android MAPtor

 

[Ass to Ass]

I and many others don't even want to acknowledge you creatures exist but we're forced to you because you retards just couldn't keep to yourselves as evident with you sharing your HRT moobs with everyone

 

[theshitposter]

You need everyone for a movement like this. Including the lolicons.

 

[Gentlebastard]

let your very male vaginal hair grow to an appropriate length and then braid it together across the opening. You can even use beads or other adornments (in your most manly colors, of course) to make it unique and fun

I'd be self hating too if I was that much of an ugly fat fuck.

You can bet this guy's fun to be around.
>Did I ever tell you how about the patriarchal white supremacist institutional racism behind automatic flushing toilets?
>Sir, this is a McDonalds.

A recurring theme in cyberpunk dystopia parodies is the citizens being reduced to replaceable cogs identified only by ID numbers. This guy watches those and just wistfully thinks, "ahh, maybe that will be me someday".

men just walk around sporting massive tents in their trousers and high-fiving as they pass each other on the street. "Hey man, nice boner!"

those sausages are ENGINEERED!

I'm so glad my tax dollars are being used to concoct an elaborate musical chairs of Marines being forced to watch each other pee.

fellow ManBroKings, who among you has not had to whip out the WD40 to deal with a pesky spot of Cock Rust?

Those guys can have all the liver cancer their bodies can handle.

This guy is an intolerable cunt of the highest order

Everyone on reddit is a nigger.

Nigga if I wanted a woman of Taylor's body and beauty I would just dig up my grandmother and fuck her

 

[JustSomeDong]

Why is the solution for women's problems always making it someone elses problem?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Generally please don't poison people

 

[Chongqing]

This thread should be called “only hams.”

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I am an ex-Gamergate SJW journo

 

[Programmer Socks]

Is there some serious correlation between anime culture and tranny culture or am I seeing things?

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Null is a faggot. But a cool faggot, like Freddie Mercury.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Strange Looking Dog

@Feefee81093, Yeah but women have to rent out their wombs to gay men to keep a roof over their heads so who's really the loser huh?

@Bargain Bin Laden

I’ve gotten men pregnant before. It’s possible.

 

[Abella]

Dude he's admitted to sexually assaulting his cat. A quote of his is in random.txt

Nah nigga you were ERECT